So the next day, Totoro regretted the promise he made last night.

Here's the thing, we look back to the morning of that day, for young men and women who have been passionate for a night, it is normal to sleep until dawn, although Totoro did not have a bad habit of sleeping lazy before crossing, but after the crossing, he slowly developed the stinky problem that he would not get up until the sun was three poles, especially when he had a group of beautiful and delicious girls.

Why do you get up so early? To be reincarnated? Instead of getting up in the morning to train, it is better to hold the soft fragrant nephrite jade in the warm quilt for a while, and maybe you can have another shot in the morning when the mood is high.

But this morning, when the sunlight shone in through the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, Totoro felt like he was being scratched by a cat, and he lazily opened his eyes to find that it was not the real cat, but Lufa, a little girl, rolling around in his chest.

"Hey, the young man can do it, it's not good to sleep well in the morning, and I dare to wake up the master, it seems that if I don't give you some color, I don't know why the flowers are so red."

"Hey, Mr. Pervert, please wait, you hurt me last night, I won't ....... in the morning"

The black-haired sister's protest is pale and weak, especially when Totoro is burning with lust, he can't listen to anything.

So, the two of them were covered in the quilt again.

"Whew, okay, I'm going to train this afternoon, I'll go downstairs for a meal and then leave."

My Neighbor Totoro is quite professional, and he hasn't forgotten about training under the temptation of indulging in corrupt capitalist beauty, although his team has just finished fighting the Spurs, but the league will not suspend you for a few days because of your Rockets team, and the Lakers, who have solved the Hornets in five games, can wait a week in Los Angeles, if they don't go to the boss, it is estimated that they will rust.

So this afternoon, Adelman's tentative plan is recovery training and tactical explanations, and anyone can take a leave of absence, and Totoro as the core of the team can't help but come.

"Hey! Don't go, big pervert! I'll just say you're the kind of villain who will [eat clean and wipe your mouth and don't recognize people], hmph, if you dare to go out of this door now, don't think about talking to me in the future! ”

Lufa suddenly pouted and went crazy, and Totoro also reacted at this time, he seemed to have agreed to Xiao Nizi's conditions last night.

This is a matter of your own credibility, you can do nothing, but in front of your own woman, face is still very important, if you are caught by a slut in your harem, it is estimated that this matter will spread ten or ten hundreds, and in the end, it will not be good for all the harems to launch a protest and boycott movement with themselves.

"Oh, look at my memory, hehe, don't you just have something to ask me for help? Anyway, I don't have a problem with a new book promotion or something. ”

My Neighbor Totoro said confidently, what can Lufa do to find himself, is it nothing more than to follow his influence to do a free advertisement? It's all right.

"No, that's not what I'm asking you to help with this time."

Lufa shook his head in denial.

"And what else do I want your help with?"

My Neighbor Totoro instinctively felt bad, although he didn't know where this feeling came from, but looking at the innocent smile of his black-haired sister, Totoro always felt that he had been cheated in some way.

"Well, are you going to Los Angeles soon? I'm going to go too. ”

"Where are you going? I'm going to play, not to travel. ”

My Neighbor Totoro was taken aback, but after seeing Lufa's disdainful little eyes, he immediately remembered that Nima Ivy and Lufa also seemed to be natives of Los Angeles.

"Are you going to go home and see? If that's the case, it's fine, if you're not happy to buy a ticket, you can take our Rockets plane, I'll just talk to the team management, but if you stay there for a long time, you'll have to figure it out for yourself. ”

"Hey, you're only half right, big bad, I've been a little homesick lately, and my mom and dad don't seem to be mad at me running away from home, I want to go home and see, but I need your help."

Lufa laughed, this smile stunned Totoro, he didn't expect that the lethality of the simple girl's bad smile was so great!

"Me? How can I help? Could it be that you don't know the way home? ”

My Neighbor Totoro was stunned, Lufa really wanted to kick him off the bed when he saw him look surprised, I don't know if he was playing stupid or really stupid now, she finally understood why Ivy would [abuse animals] after a day when she had nothing to do.

In other words, as long as she is a person with normal emotional intelligence, she generally understands what she wants to say later, right?

"Ahem, that, let me ask you, what is our relationship with the big bad guy!"

Lufa blushed a little, really want her to express her meaning in the vernacular, the black-haired sister feels that her little face is still a little thinner, but that's not a thing, in front of professional codeword writers, all language problems can be curved to save the country, expressed in a circle.

"This ........"

Totoro was stumped by such a simple question, and when he calmed down and thought about it seriously, he really didn't know what the relationship between himself and Ivy Lufa was now.

**, no, no, their revolutionary friendship is much stronger than this word, but it is not enough to say that girlfriends, because girlfriends are all one, if you want to count it like this, there may be a lot of girlfriends around you.

"Sort of my girlfriend, right?"

My Neighbor Totoro hesitated for a while and said, before that, he had said to Ivy "You are my wife", to Bugai "You are my sweetheart", to Taylor Swift "You are my baby", to Cowell "You are my only one", to Lachelly "You are my true love", and now to Lufa "You are my girlfriend" seems right, isn't this a repetition?

"Hmph, what do you mean, forget it, don't worry about this with you, I'm going home, and my mother wants to see my boyfriend before agreeing to let me continue to live outside, big villain, you can do it yourself!"

Lufa suddenly showed a little blackening, but she finally knew that this was not the time to struggle with Totoro.

"Huh? What do you say? ”

"I said my mother wants to see you, I checked the time of your game, I set the time with her at 11 o'clock the night after tomorrow, don't shirk, you just finished the game at that time."

As soon as Lufa saw what Totoro was going to say, he hurriedly took a few steps to block the words. "My family and I will go to the arena to watch that game, you have to earn some gas, don't get kicked in the ass by Kobe."

"Fart, how can I get kicked in the ass by that dead faggot, no, no, no, that's not the point, what are you talking about, your mother wants to see me?!"

My Neighbor Totoro still feels a bit confused. Raised his voice again and asked.

"That's right, big villain, if you don't show up, I'm going back to Los Angeles to live, maybe my mother will let me go on a blind date or something, don't regret it then!"

"Don't be funny, where are there any blind dates in the United States, they are all free love, and there are many Dinks, you really haven't read a book."

My Neighbor Totoro subconsciously retorted, and then saw that the completely blackened Lufa didn't know where to find a firewood knife and ran out of the room.

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"Boss, why do you look so bad? Is it because you are not feeling well? ”

Once in the training gym, the other players noticed Totoro pale and absent-minded, and Adelman looked out the window the whole time when he explained the tactics, and when he came to the training court to warm up, he threw 10 three-pointers in a row, which frightened the coaching staff and his teammates.

To put it mildly, Totoro is the hope of their whole team, if the current Rockets Iguodala is equivalent to Odom, Randolph is equivalent to Bynum, Yao Ming is equivalent to Gasol, then Totoro is Kobe Bryant of the Lakers.

Whoever can be out of shape, but his team soul can't be abnormal, otherwise there will be no suspense in the game.

No, Randolph, who usually plays games with Totoro, leaned over and asked.

"Haha, hehe, is there one? Didn't you? Do I look bad? I feel good about myself! ”

My Neighbor Totoro responded with a smile, and then the assistant coach who picked it up picked up the three-point shot that Totoro threw crookedly, and threw it at Totoro, who didn't notice it at all, and smashed the basketball directly to the floor.

"it."

The big grizzly bear can't bear to cover his eyes directly, and he still feels good about himself in this state? It seems that I have to call the mental aid center, eh, what is the number of the American psychiatric hospital?

.................

A day passed in a hurry, and Totoro finally took Lufa, a little girl, on the team's charter flight and flew to Los Angeles together.

Before getting off the plane, Lufa shook his handbag in a demonstrative shape, Totoro instantly felt a cool breeze blowing under his crotch, this little girl also threatened herself yesterday, if he dared to play missing, she used scissors to click his little brother, and unfortunately, before getting on the plane, Totoro also deliberately saw the 40 cm big scissors in Lufa's bag.

As for why you have to make a team plane with yourself, I also figured it out, because private jets don't need to go through security, it seems that this little girl is not just scaring herself.

"Hey, what's wrong with you kid? Lost your soul? ”

In the warm-up session before the start of the game, Totoro still looked sluggish, and even the little giant couldn't look at it now, didn't he play with the hopes of the whole team? How can this work!

"Brother Yao, you are experienced, by the way, can you tell me what preparations you need to make when you meet your mother-in-law for the first time?"

Yao Ming didn't have to do it in the past, but Totoro's overly enthusiastic attitude startled him.

"What are you talking about? Wait, you're going to see your mother-in-law later? ”

"Yes, Brother Yao gave me advice, how can I deceive the other party's daughter without talking about marriage."

My neighbor totoro knew that his request was a bit excessive, and that sentence came to say, falling in love without the purpose of marriage was a hooligan, but he didn't want to give up a large piece of his forest for a tree, and even that tree he was reluctant to let go.

"Is it okay young man, is it the blonde girl who sat on the bench last time? I didn't expect you to meet your parents. ”

Da Yao is really happy for Totoro, but Totoro doesn't know if the little giant will be so happy when Yao Ming knows that it is not the blonde girl, but a black-haired girl.

"Well, what you said makes sense, now that you are still young, it is not yet time to talk about marriage, thinking that Brother Nian only married your sister-in-law when he was 27 years old, and you still have to have a certain amount of time before you get married."

"Yes, Brother Yao, I think so too, but American culture seems to be different from Chinese culture, people are very anxious, what do you think I should do to refuse without disappointing the other party's parents."

Da Yao didn't understand the true meaning of My Neighbor Totoro's words, but this is an incomprehension that My Neighbor Totoro is willing to see, so he won't be stupid to explain it to the other party.

"It's simple, you're just in your first year in the NBA, and you told him that men should focus on their careers, and in China, men start a business first and then start a family, which is for yourself and for the sake of your daughter's better future."

The little giant is worthy of being a person from the past, and with a roll of his eyes, he helped Totoro think of a wonderful reason.

"Roar, it's really a married person, and it's really a person who wakes up in a dream."

My Neighbor Totoro breathed a sigh of relief, he was worried about how he would pretend to be Lufa's boyfriend and not show his stuff, and now it seems that even if this little Nizi's mother coerced him to get married, he would have a reason to prevaricate.

Totoro who settled down looked at the sidelines, and sure enough, in the middle of the first row, he saw the way to dress up, this little girl was waving her arms to say hello to herself, although she was a small one, and the person in front of her might want to block her as soon as she stood up, but seeing such a hard look, Totoro still felt a warm heart.

However, when he turned his gaze and suddenly caught a glimpse of a smartly dressed middle-aged woman sitting next to Lufa, with eagle-eyed eyes, Totoro suddenly felt his chrysanthemum tighten.

No way? This is Lufa's mother? At first glance, it's not easy to get the master.

Please, what fierce mother in the world can raise such a lovely daughter, this setting is a little wrong!

Then, Totoro, who was a little out of shape, continued to hit ten irons in a row, and the shit-like state almost didn't make the Staples fans sitting on the sidelines laugh crazy.

"My neighbor totoro is not in the state today, let's try to attack that point before the start, if we can knock out my chinchilla, the rocket will be equivalent to breaking a leg."

When arranging tactics for the last time before the start of the game, Phil Jackson told his starting team to arrive, and the veteran Zen master also found that Totoro was a little absent-minded today, hehe, a rookie is a rookie, you don't take it seriously in the Western Conference Finals, isn't this looking for death?