Chapter 162: You Enter the Women's Bathhouse!
When I told me about the fact that I had taken a dog to forage for food in the middle of the night when I was in a Zen temple the night before, Ye Dingxi was silent for a long time.
"The place where the relic took you to find should be the source of the evil qi we have been looking for. He affirmed.
I quickly took his hand, "Then what are you waiting for, let's go back to Yizen Temple now, and I'll take you to find the forest, which is at the foot of Yizen Temple!"
Ye Dingxi wrapped my hand around and walked downstairs with me, and when he saw my absent-minded appearance, he asked.
"But suddenly worried about the sick master and Yunma?"
"Hmm. ”
I nodded.
"When you talk about the problem with that forest, I feel as if I have overlooked a lot of things in the past, do you remember the first time we went to a Zen temple, and the tea that was given to us was born? The taste of that tea is exactly the same as that the night wandering god brought back to the underworld, that is...... The underworld, the Yizen Temple, and us may have already fallen into the trap of that demon......"
"Don't worry. Ye Dingxi pinched my fingers, and his voice sounded calm, "Everything will be fine." ”
That's right, but I still can't let go of the situation of a Zen temple in my heart, especially the kid in the clouds is very special, and there is still a bond between him and Bai Ze, if that devil is lurking at the foot of the mountain......
Is it because of the clouds?!
I shuddered at the thoughts that came to my mind.
Inside the hospital room.
The dog was watching TV intently.
Since coming to the world for two or three days, the dog's TV addiction has become out of control, probably because there are many categories of TV in the world, he seems to have opened the door to a new world, completely attracted by TV series and movies, and when we pushed the door in, it didn't even notice.
On the TV, there were some unintelligible languages, and I looked at the two blonde girls who appeared on the screen and asked Ye Dingxi.
"Foreigners?"
"Yes. ”
"English?"
"Yes. ”
Ye Dingxi seemed to be surprised by the three-headed dog watching foreign movies.
I walked over, squatted beside the dog, shook my palm in front of his eyes, and asked, "Big brother dog, can you understand?"
"Of course. ”
The dog glanced at me with a little disgust, "Is this difficult?"
"It's hard to ...... It's not hard. ”
Naturally, I don't have a position to judge whether English is difficult or not, so I have to ask this kind of question
The world's elementary school students are more suitable, but in front of dogs, of course I can't be despised!
"Language, although it has its own form, but everything has the same root, this is the law of nature, so ah...... There is nothing difficult about English. ”
On the side, Ye Dingxi was amused by my words.
I glared at him angrily, and suddenly remembered what was going on, so I asked, "Brother Dog, I discussed it with Ye Dingxi, and now I'm ready to leave for Yizen Temple, ...... Do you want to come with us?"
"Will he be discharged?"
The dog looks back at a patient.
I shook my head: "No, in order not to attract the attention of the hospital and those people outside, I plan to let him dress up in disguise and then sneak out with him." ”
"Oh. ”
The dog nodded expressionlessly, "I know, a man disguised as a woman." ”
Tut!
Too smart a dog, it's really boring!
I waved my fist at its puppy head in the air, pouted and said, "It's rare that such a little mystery has been easily exposed by you, it's really boring!"
"You can't hide anything from him. ”
The dog's eyes were fixed on the TV, and the words seemed to be what he said, but it didn't seem to be true, and it didn't sound real.
On the side, Ye Dingxi's mobile phone rang suddenly, he only glanced at it, and then made a gesture to me to go out.
Naturally, I agreed.
When he closed the door of the ward, I sat side by side with the dog and watched TV.
"Brother dog, can you change it, I don't understand......"
“......”
"Okay. ”
"Brother Dog, are you going to a Zen Temple?"
"Don't go!"
"Okay......"
I put my hands on my cheeks, honestly watching the blonde girl quarrel, and said something I didn't understand at all, and said in my heart: If I have a chance in the future, I still have to let the dog popularize English for me, there are so many new and interesting things in the world, how can the ghosts in the underworld keep up with the times!
After waiting for a while, Ye Dingxi pushed the door in.
I turned my head to look at him, yawned, wiped the corners of my eyes, and said, "Are you ready to go?"
"Well, it's all arranged, let's go through the safe passage, there's a car waiting in the parking lot. ”
"Do you want to change into women's clothes?" I asked again.
Ye Dingxi raised his eyebrows: "In principle, don't." ”
......
Fifteen minutes later.
Ye Dingxi, dressed in a pink nurse's uniform and short hair with instant noodles, stood in front of me and the dog.
"Wow, I didn't expect you to be so beautiful in a nurse's uniform!" I looked around him three times left and right, and a few little stars seemed to be shining in my eyes.
"Wang!"
The dog jumped on the spot, as if in agreement with my words.
"The wig is nice!"
Ye Dingxi smiled helplessly, lifted the nurse's hat on his head, and asked, "Where did you get this dress and this wig?"
I pointed to the dog and sold it very decisively.
"It's coming!"
"Downstairs, there's a room with lots of bare-ass women in it, and a lot of cabinets, I found them in one of the most corners!"
The dog is very proud.
I had to open my eyes wide, "Big brother dog, you go into the women's bathhouse!"
"Really?"
The dog felt that he had smashed his mouth, and his fangs flashed, "No wonder there is water everywhere in it, and it has wet my paws." ”
I suddenly became curious, "Brother Dog, what is it like in the women's bathhouse?"
"It stinks. ”
The dog shook his head in disgust, "There are bare butts everywhere, and there are two big butts arguing and making noise." ”
Can you quarrel in the bath?
I can't help but associate it with the smog over the city again, because of the influence of evil spirits and evil spirits, the anger in the world is really getting heavier and heavier, if it is not solved, I am afraid that not only the women's bathhouse, but also the road, the school, any public and non-public place, irreparable tragedy may occur at any time.
While I was pondering, Ye Dingxi had already secretly looked in the mirror several times, and he turned around and smiled softly at me.
"Xiao Dongtian, are you satisfied?"
He always unconditionally satisfies my bad taste, which really wins my heart.
"Hmm!"
I held his face, kissed him, and said happily, "Satisfied, so satisfied!
"Are you sure...... I'm going to leave the hospital like this?"
Ye Dingxi raised his eyebrows and said.
I nodded again and again, forcibly restraining the little excitement in my heart, and pretending to be serious and talking nonsense.