"If you want to promote ninjas to engage in production, it's best to let them accept this concept from an early age."

"Children in orphanages have no parental influence, and they are not too repulsed by the idea that ninjas are engaged in production, and then they are reinforced from an early age, that is, brainwashed. If necessary, I'm doing some special tricks, so the ninja team engaged in production will use it. ”

"As long as there is such a group of people and they do something that other ninjas recognize, then the team of ninjas engaged in production will become larger, and it will snowball bigger and bigger. In the end, it will affect the entire ninja world, thus changing the current deformed way of survival of ninjas. Xiao Ming has long been clear about his thinking.

"Time flies, it's getting dark." Xiao Ming looked up at the surroundings that had begun to dim, "I don't know if those two guys are at home?" ”

"Let's go over there first!" Thinking about Xiao Ming, he raised his feet and walked to the place in his memory.

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"Thief eyebrows, you come down for me."

"No~No~ I don't come down. Can I climb back when I go down? ”

"The last time I looked at a woman's ass and said, 'This woman's ass is bigger on the right than on the left,' and she chased me with a stick for a long time and almost didn't kill me. This time I said that your right breast is bigger than your left breast, and you still don't kill me? ”

"Damn~Damn~ Ah!! Thief eyebrows, you bastard, where is my right breast bigger than my left. ”

"Your right breast is 0.5 centimeters higher than your left breast, 0.6 centimeters lower than your left breast, and as far as I can see, your right breast is 0.3 kilograms heavier than your left breast. I swear by my personality that I have absolutely no nonsense. ”

"Bastard~bastard~" The woman's crazy voice was heard by everyone on the street.

Everyone shook their heads when they heard this, and let out a similar exclamation: 'This guy with thief eyebrows and rat eyes didn't take care of his mouth'.

Not far away, there was an aspen more than ten meters high, and by the dim light of the evening, Xiao Ming saw a black shadow holding the aspen and shaking his head. And under the poplar tree, a plump middle-aged woman is wielding a stick thicker than a rolling pin, and from time to time there is a frenzied roar of women.

"Aunt Zhizi, when I first came over, I saw a group of bear children chasing your chickens, please hurry up and take a look," Xiao Ming walked over and said to the middle-aged woman.

"Thief eyebrows, you bastard, count yourself lucky this time, and I'll gouge out your eyes next time." The middle-aged woman hurried away with a cruel word.

"You're really my good brother." The thief on the tree gave Xiao Ming a thumbs up and jumped down.

"Huh~" The thief eyebrow jumped down from the tree and looked around Xiao Ming, left and right.

Xiao Ming was bored of looking at it, and pushed the thief eyebrows who were looking at his face and said impatiently: "Go, there are no flowers on my face, what do you see?"

"It's evil." The thief who has always been a thief and a thief with a lewd face looked at Xiao Ming and said with a serious face: "You kid hasn't changed a lot for a year, it's like a different person, I don't know you anymore." In one year, you have grown 13.85 cm taller and gained 21.08 kg in weight. It's really evil, the strangest thing is that it's getting more and more handsome, and it's almost half of me. Scary! Scary! ”

"Evil you big-headed ghost!" Xiao understood, and glanced at the thief's eyebrows, "Are you praising yourself or are you praising me?" ”

"Hey, hey! I'm praising you, I'm praising you. The thief's eyebrows and rat eyes showed a lewd smile, but he still kept looking at Xiao Ming.

"Don't look at it, I'm not a big girl. What about a jack of all trades? Let's go, call him and our three brothers to the old place to eat meat and drink wine. Xiao Ming carried him away and left first, he was afraid that he would be looked at by this perverted observer and see that he was not the previous Xiao Ming.

"Hey~ you guy wait for me." The thief's eyebrows caught up with Xiao Ming, "It's okay to eat meat in the old place, the old rules are that you pay for my treats, but what about drinking, have you forgotten the rules of the clan?" It is forbidden to drink alcohol under the age of eighteen, and if we drink and are known by some old guys, we will not kill us who are not angry. ”

"Oh! Is it? I haven't returned for a long time, and I haven't forgotten about it. Xiao Ming snorted and didn't talk about drinking. In his previous life, he was in the Celestial Empire, who still cares if you are a minor and drink alcohol.

"Where's a jack of all trades? What about the mission? Xiao Ming diverted the topic.

"Nope. With his little ability, he followed the vanguard to investigate the enemy's intelligence. Now there is no big war, our country of thunder is easy to defend and difficult to attack, and the pressure from foreign enemies is not great, how can there be a task suitable for him, and he is almost poor and can't open the pot! It's all up to me to help. While speaking, he naturally wanted to put his hand on Xiao Ming's shoulder, but soon he found that Xiao Ming was a cut taller than him, and his hand was uncomfortable on it, so he complained, 'What the hell are you eating, you grow so tall', and reluctantly put his hand down.

"Am I fucking getting taller wrong?" Xiao Ming rolled his eyes.

Xiao Ming and the thief eyebrows chatted with each other, according to the memories of his predecessors, the three of them were difficult brothers, and they were called the 'timid trio' in the ThunderClan.

Observant and meticulous, known as the nighthawk with the eyebrows and the eyes of the rat; escaped for his life in the hands of Shangnin many times, and was nicknamed Xiao Ming, who slipped away; There is also the last one who is good at collecting everything from the ninja world war, to all kinds of information and analysis such as when a girl has lost her underwear, and the big inomaru.

These three people are also three strange flowers in the Thunder Clan, and to some extent, they can be called legendary lower ninjas, and in the field they are good at, even ordinary upper ninjas are incomparable. But the three of them were all afraid of death and sacrificed their lives, and were despised by the brave Thunder Clan, not recognized, and were given the discriminatory title of the cowardly trio.

It is human nature to be afraid of death, not to be afraid of death is to be tempered by the day after tomorrow, and it is not shameful to be afraid of death and cherish life. It is shameful for people who use their own worldview to impose demands on others. Besides, Naruto was scared to move when he first went on a mission.

"It's amazing, Xiao Ming, you actually got the approval of Lord Ai! And what kind of ecstasy did you pour into Lord Bi? I heard that Lord Bi made a big fuss in the morgue today, and he had to dissect the corpses of seven or eight enemy people. Then he took a few pieces of meat dug out of the abdomen of the corpse in his hand and looked like he came and went, and for a while he said to himself what he said, 'I was wrong, I was wrong, it turns out that my cognition has always been wrong, and there is really only one piece of the rectus abdominis muscle', and then he said something like 'Xiao Ming, this guy is right, I want to worship him as a teacher' and other crazy words, if it weren't for Lord Ai's timely arrival, he would have dissected all the corpses in the morgue than adults. As soon as Xiao Ming and the thief entered the door, they were fat and big-eared, white and fat, with a pair of glasses, and looked like a funny jack-of-all-trades looked at Xiao Ming in surprise.

"Is there anything else you don't know?" Xiao Ming complained helplessly: "How many cubs did the nest of rats under your bed give birth to this time?" ”

Hearing this, BesTV helped his eyes and said with a serious face: "The rat couple came to breed 38 times in three years and 8 days, with an average of one reproduction every 29.02 days, and the maximum breeding interval was 45 days, which was a winter of lack of food, and the shortest was 26 days, which was a summer with sufficient food and a superior environment. A total of 467 animals were born, with an average of about 12.3 animals per reproduction, the largest..."

“……”

"Do you know how many fleas you have on you? How many days do you breed? How many are bred at one time? ”

"......" The know-it-all was silent for a while, then nodded solemnly and said, "I haven't collected this yet." Well! Xiao Ming, your proposal is good, even the slightest piece of information can't be let go. ”

“……”