Click~

The bathroom door opened.

"Ah, taking a bath in the morning is really pleasant~" From the bathroom, out of the bathroom came a mature woman in her prime, wearing a yukata, graceful posture, enough to make any normal man blush, heartbeat faster, in fact, jumping up and down to see this scene is also this reaction.

"Here, hurry up and put your clothes on, bastard!" After all, the mother who jumps up and down is not very old, and she can't hold it at all when she sees this kind of picture, the other party's yukata can only barely cover the lower body, and the upper body may be a bit too much to say that it is a bare-chested breast, but it is already a level that is still holding the pipa and half covering her face, looming and fascinating!

Hurriedly covered his eyes with his right hand and scolded, "Why do you only come out dressed like this, it's damnable!" Don't you have a little shame?! ”

The mother who jumped up was very sad, indignant, and angry, because the person who came out of the bathroom made him see the picture beyond his limit.

What does this person look like..... It's exactly the same as his own mother!

This person claims to be Huang Mao, but he doesn't even have half a yellow hair on his body, he is clearly a woman, he dares to guarantee that his good friend Huang Mao is definitely a man!

How is it possible for a man to have a woman's body?!

He suspected that something might be wrong with his head and that he was hallucinating in his eyes.

"What's the matter, Ah Shang, what's wrong with me doing this? Isn't that normal? After getting up in the morning, he claimed to be a good friend of the mother, and the person with yellow hair was a little puzzled, "Everyone is a man, what's wrong with being honest with each other?" That's a reflection of the deep friendship between us, isn't it? ”

began to suspect that he might have lost his girlfriend and caused a mental disorder to jump up and be even more angry when he heard it, he could tolerate that there was something wrong with his head, and he could also tolerate the hallucinations in his eyes, and when he looked at people, he would look like other people, but he couldn't accept it anyway, he saw that his good friend turned out to be his own mother!

Even if it's Bilibili, the airfield is better than this!

Isn't this saying that he, a modern three-good young man, actually had thoughts about his own mother that he shouldn't have?!

This was to be immersed in a pig cage in ancient times!

"Perverted!" The mother who jumped up immediately scolded, although she was scolding the person in front of her, but she was still scolding herself more, even if she had a problem with her brain, she couldn't produce this kind of vision!

"Ah Shang, if you say such a thing, I will never treat it as if I didn't hear it!" The woman who claimed to be yellow-haired frowned, and her tone was a little dissatisfied, "I'm a pure master!" As he spoke, he reached out and rubbed his strong chest, and spit out a self-admiring sentence in his mouth, "See, this is a terrifying strong chest muscle!" Can you still turn a blind eye to something so obvious? ”

"Poof!!" Jumping up and down, the mother squirted out a mouthful of saliva, feeling like she was vomiting blood, her nostrils were even hotter, and a stream of crimson and sticky blood flowed out.

The faces of everyone present changed.

"Ah, Ah, you, you actually have this reaction to me?!" The woman who claimed to be yellow-haired took a few steps back, looked at the mother who jumped up in disbelief, covered her strong chest tightly with both hands, squeezed out an indescribable shape, and her voice trembled a little, "Why, how can this be, between us, between us is obviously a friendship between pure men, isn't it?!" ”

"When hemp...."The father who jumped up and became a mother said with a complicated face, "You, I see, it turns out that you actually think like this, okay, it seems that I can only say sorry to Brother Yuban, the baby kiss between you and his daughter, we can only treat it as a drunken gaffe!" As he spoke, he immediately took out a mobile phone and called the like-minded friend he met while traveling abroad.

"When hemp...."The mother's mother covered her mouth with her hands, and her eyes were filled with a layer of mist, "How come, how can this be, you are obviously so young...."

"Ahh No, when you are Ma, can you please keep enough distance from me in the future? Lan Mao, a good friend of the yellow hair's body, was full of jealousy in his words, and his eyes were even more vigilant.

Mo Wujian and Pikachu, the only ones who knew the truth, sighed, and Pikachu tightened the cloak on his body, and made up his mind that when his strength went up in the future, he would resolutely not turn into a human, after all, he was also a young man in the Pikachu clan, and he was very popular with Pikachu of the opposite sex.

"No, you're mistaken!" jumped up and waved her hand again and again, "Please don't think about it, there is definitely some misunderstanding in this!" ”

"Don't say any more, I know everything!" The woman who claimed to be yellow-haired sighed and walked to the closet, "I'm sorry, I was wrong, I'll get dressed now!" ”

"Ahh Misfortune! "It's tragic enough to be a mother when you jump up, and the object of the hallucinations in your eyes is your own mother, and now it's mistaken for a, what did he do wrong?! God wants to punish him like this?!

The woman who claims to be yellow-haired is forced by the dangerous person of jumping up and being a mother, and she dresses quickly.

As soon as he got dressed, he hid behind the blue hair of Huang Mao's body, and his eyes were very afraid when he jumped up to be a mother.

"Dangma, you kid come over to me!" The father who was on the phone suddenly spoke, stepped forward and pulled up the jumping mother, with a complicated and old smile on his face, "Your Uncle Yuban just knows a few teenagers in the United States who have the same hobbies as you, and he said that he wants to introduce you." ”

"Honey, this is too much!" The mother's own mother who jumped up and down the blue hair's body said angrily, "When this child is numb, shouldn't we take him to the doctor?!" How did you do this father?! ”

Jumping up and down as a mother, his father sighed sadly, "The child's affairs, those of us as parents, should not care too much, supporting him is our greatest care for him!" ”

Father's love is like a mountain!

Mo Wujian couldn't help but be in awe, there are really not many such good fathers in the world!

"But!" The mother's mother who jumped up and jumped on the blue-haired body was crying, and she couldn't hold back her emotions for a while, crying and jumping on the top and crying in the arms of her mother's father.

"I said, you really misunderstood!" Jumping up and down, his mother collapsed, "I'm normal, I'm normal....." As he spoke, his tone became more and more depressed, and this reaction was clearly a weak heart!

The woman who claimed to be the yellow haired woman who was the party finally spoke, "Ah Shang, although I can't accept your hobby no matter what, we are still good friends, you have this hobby, I and Lan Mao will definitely not discriminate against you, if you want to love, don't worry to love boldly, we will definitely support you fully!" ”

The blue hair of the yellow-haired body nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, in fact, I support you if you have this hobby, in fact, in this way, I am a little inexplicably relieved, at least I don't have to worry about falling in love with a girl at the same time with you in the future, from this point of view, the friendship between us is more stable~"

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! The crashing jumping mom yelled and rushed out of the room, a few crystal tears spilling into the air.

The morning sun was so soft, but his heart was undulating, running, running aimlessly, until he reached the seaside embankment, his godless gaze resting on the distant sea level.

He even thought of committing suicide by throwing himself into the water.

Mo Wuji, who had been following behind, was silent, although he knew the truth, he would definitely not tell it.

At this time, the jumping mother is like a child who is being bullied, squatting on the seaside embankment, bathing in the morning glow rising in the east.

At this moment, the whole world seems to be sublimated.

I don't know when, a blonde girl came nearby, her face was blocked by the shadow of the tips of her hair, and she couldn't see the specific appearance, she walked straight behind her mother, and she was carrying a firewood knife in her hand.

It was directly on the erection neck of the mother.

"Boy, are you the spellcaster?"

The girl's tone was low, without the slightest emotion, but Mo Wujian could hear a trace of resentment in the other party's tone.

This girl is the angel summoned by the Angel's Fall Ritual!

Mo Wujian sighed, his guess was right, the strong luck of jumping as a mother beyond the qualifications of the gunner, even if the plot timeline is advanced, good things will still happen.

It's still the angel falling ceremony, it's still the angel girl.

"Huh?" The mother turned her head with some confusion, and saw a girl she didn't know, although the other party took a firewood knife to her neck, but the mother didn't have any waves in her heart.

He has no love anymore, his brain is wrong, his eyes are hallucinating, and seeing that his friend is actually his own mother, this kind of thing is unacceptable to any normal person.

If you can die here, maybe this is the best ending.

The mother of the jump is very worried, worried that if she continues to live, sooner or later she will make mistakes!

"Ah, are you here to kill me?" Jumping up and down as a mother said sadly, "If death can change the current situation, even if it is death, I can accept it~"

"Sure enough.... Is that you? "The words of jumping up and being a mother are obviously full of ambiguity, and I was misunderstood by the angel girl on the spot, thinking that jumping up and being a mother is the caster of the angel fall ritual.

At this time, the plot is very advanced, and the mother who jumps up and down doesn't know the vacuum Lori, nor does she know the gigantism magician and the knife-wielding sister in open dress, because the timeline is wrong, his good friend Huang Mao was also directly affected by the fall of the angel, and it's not like in the original book, because he was inside the defensive enchantment, kept his original body, and learned the truth of the matter.

Now the mother of the jump is alone, and Yareya is in a coma because she heard part of the Song of Perdition, and she will not arrange for the security personnel in the secret to come out to rescue the driver.

He's dead!

Faced with this situation, Mo Wujian had to stand up.

If he jumps up and fights in the streets, the old dragon king who lives in his right hand is likely to appear.

The battle between the dragon and the angel is definitely going to cause extensive damage, and there is no guarantee that the scene of the ceremony where the angel fell will be damaged as a result.

"Kill you!" After misunderstanding that Dang Dang's mother is the caster of the angel fall ritual, the angel girl did not hesitate to cut off the other party's head immediately!

Killing the caster and destroying the ritual site are the only two ways to end the completion of the Angel's Fall Ritual!

For angels, once the Fall of an Angel is completed, it is equivalent to degrading the concept of their own divine realm to a mortal, and no one wants to be demoted for no reason.

"Devouring of the Gods!" Without the infinite stone slab, Mo Wujian still used this gravitational-based move, and there were many of the hundreds of gods, demons, and beasts with this ability.

The transparent distortion fluctuations visible to the naked eye directly acted on the angel girl's firewood knife, pulling the firewood knife that was about to take the life of the jumping mother into Mo Wuji's hand.

"Who?!" The angel girl turned her head and looked at Mo Wuxian with a wary expression.

"Give me face," Mo Wujian walked towards the angel girl, "Stop~"

The angel girl didn't speak, just grabbed the collar of the jumping mother and retreated backwards.

In the previous induction, she didn't notice the existence of Mo Wuxian at all!

The spiritual power shield of the spirit slate is absolute, and even the angels are no exception.

"Get on your knees!" Mo Wujian spoke again, invisible gravity fluctuations shrouded the front, the grass and trees were crushed, the soil was compacted, and the angel girl who was not in a complete state before the angel fall ceremony took full effect was directly pressed by super gravity and knelt on one knee!

"It's you?!" When the mother jumped up and saw the comer, her face changed slightly.

He almost lost his right hand in the previous battle in the academy city, and this memory will never be forgotten for the rest of his life.

"You leave~" Mo Wujian said lightly, waved his right hand, and the electromagnetic repulsion surged, pushing the up-jumping mother out of the super gravity range.

Jumping up and laughing miserably, "Why do you want to save me?" I've lost the belief in living, you don't have to do this...."Immediately after that, he saw Pikachu on Mo Wuji's shoulder, and his eyelids jumped, is this guy really Lolicon? Not only is Lori in his arms, but there is also another Lori on his shoulders.,But this Lori looks so familiar.,It seems like I've seen it somewhere?

"What a jealous guy~" The tone of the mother who jumped up was sour, and she was also very sad and angry, even if others misunderstood him as a, but he still firmly believed that he was normal, at most, he was a little mentally delirious now, and he saw his good friend not wearing clothes as his own mother not wearing clothes, what does this mean? Does it mean that he has thoughts about his own mother that he shouldn't have?

Seeing that the Lori on Mo Wuji's shoulder was only wrapped in a cloak, and there was an absolute vacuum inside, he didn't know what to say, if he could, he just wanted to say a word, for me!

“？！” The words of jumping up and being a mother made the angel girl slightly startled, stunned, and even though her eyes lit up, she stared at Mo Wuji, "You, haven't you been affected?" ”

Listening to the tone of Shang Jump's mother's words, it was obvious that she knew Mo Wuji, and the angel girl suddenly began to wonder if Mo Wujian was also not affected by the angel's fall.

"The angel has fallen and wants to shake my existence?" Mo Wujian smiled, not only him, but even the little Lori who was sleeping in his arms was also unaffected, after all, it was an ancient divine beast, only half a step away from reaching the peak of the earthly world, and it could soar to the existence of the immortal realm.

"Angel Falling?" Jumping up and down the mother said that she couldn't understand what these two people were saying, shook her head, drove the instinct of her sister's hand to stand in front of the angel girl, and said provocatively, "Although I am grateful to you for saving me, but even so, I can't turn a blind eye!" "He's angry, why hasn't this guy's appearance changed? Even the Lori he was holding in his arms was the same as it was!

What does this mean?

When he meets someone who is not related to him, he sees no change in his appearance at all, but only reacts to the people around him.

Sure enough, it's not the world that's wrong, it's that he jumps up and becomes a mother!

The corners of Mo Wuji's mouth twitched.

The angel girl was silent, but she just glanced at her mother, and decided to be gentle when she killed him, so that he could die without pain.

"Let's get out~" Mo Wujian waved his hand, releasing a physical shock wave, ready to shake him dozens of meters away.

Jumping up and down, the mother subconsciously raised her right hand, he felt that the other party was going to use a certain ability, and he felt a little proud in his heart, even if it was the ability of the LV5 discharge country girl, his right hand could be directly wiped out.

But soon he was confused.

I only felt a huge force falling on me, and I had no resistance at all, and my body was shaken away.

'What's going on?' In mid-air, my mother was still wondering why her right hand suddenly failed?

"You guy, stop it!" Falling dozens of meters away, the mother couldn't care about the violent qi and blood in her body, struggled to stand up, and watched Mo Wujian walk towards the lovely blonde girl, how could he bear it, how could he bear a cute girl being poisoned by others in front of him?!

Mo Wujian lifted the angel girl up with one hand, didn't look at the jumping mother, and left directly.

"I'll let you go, let her go!" Jumping up and rushing towards Mo Wuji, she raised her right hand and swung her fist to smash at the opponent.

"Pickup!" The Pikachu on Mo Wuji's shoulder moved, and electric light flashed on its body, and it was just a shrunken version of a 100,000-volt boom jumping up as a mother

“Bilibili？！” Seeing the electric current coming, God was a mother and realized, he knew why this Lori was so familiar, this is clearly Mikoto Misaka, a young girl!

His faith returned!

Immediately raised his right hand, ready to block the shock.

The failure of the right hand ability just now must have been just an accident!

But soon, the mother who jumped up and jumped was confused again.

"Ahhhh

'What's going on?! Why is this happening? Is the power of my right hand gone? The body was paralyzed and trembling, and her heart was full of doubts.

"Pi~" Pikachu of Misaka Lori's body snorted disdainfully, it Pikachu is essentially different from safety pants, its electric shock is not a superpower, but real electrical energy!

A mere fantasy killer, in front of its skin god, can only tremble.

Mo Wujian left, and left the sight of jumping up and being a mother with the angel girl.

Jumping up and down, her mother looked at the sky blankly, lying on the ground motionless, "Sure enough, am I already a waste?" Even if the right hand is restored, the ability has disappeared, and even a cute girl can't protect it..... And I have hallucinations about the people around me that I shouldn't have.... Sure enough, he is not qualified to live anymore. ”

At this time, a group of people from a distance chased after them, it was the parents and friends who jumped on the jump.

"What are you doing?" Jumping up and down, his father said with a disappointed face, "Even if your hobbies are different from normal people, you can't just give up on yourself!" ”

"When hemp~my poor child~" The blue hair's body jumped up and down, and his mother leaned on his father's arms, heartbroken.

"Ahshang, why bother, we, as your best friend, will never discriminate against you!" The woman who claimed to be Huang Mao hid behind the blue hair of Huang Mao's body, and carefully stuck out her head and said.

Seeing this scene, the mother felt a pain in her heart, and the boat of friendship could no longer be rocked.

"Young people, you must be confident, don't give up on yourself because of some small things, stand up bravely!" A tall man with a barcode on his face and shoulder-length red hair stepped forward to help his mother up, encouraging him, "Uncle, I will never allow any accidents to happen to my guests!" ”

"Actually, I'm very worried, I'm afraid that the guests will commit suicide in the sea and cause their own business or something~" The tea-haired girl with a windshield on her head complained.

The jumping mother suddenly jumped her eyelids, stunned, looked at the girl who spoke in surprise, and whispered softly, "Great, I, I'm really still a little normal, I actually see the daughter of the B&B owner as Bilibili, do I actually like Bilibili in my heart?" "This tea-haired girl is exactly the same as the middle school discharge girl in his memory!

Because of the proximity, the red-haired man, the owner of the B&B, heard the whispering of the jumping mother, and immediately frowned, "Boy, don't you want to beat my girl's idea~"

"Ernie sauce!" I've been following for a long time.,But because I learned that there was a problem with the sexual orientation of the jumping mother, a girl who had been hiding behind the parents of the jumping mother.,After hearing the words of the homestay owner.,Immediately jumped out.,There was a hint of expectation in her eyes and said, "My Ernie sauce,I must not have that kind of hobby, right?" ”

When the jumping mother saw this girl, she was moved to close her eyes on the spot, and the corners of her eyes were slightly moist.

Sure enough, I'm still a little normal, this girl's voice is obviously my cousin's voice, but I, as expected, see my cousin as Bilibili.

Maybe my true love is indeed Bilibili~

(Once Literature Network,)