Chapter 3: Dominating the NBA
Zhang Feng used his mobile phone to find the address of Rock Park, called a taxi, and finally made it clear to the driver that he was going to Rock Park.
After getting into the car, Zhang Feng followed the driver's advice and downloaded an instant translation software, which would make it more convenient to communicate with the Americans.
The driver is a big black man, and he suddenly looks strong, and the black people are more enthusiastic, especially the driver who drives a taxi all day long, and he keeps asking questions along the way.
"Hey, friend, are you Asian, Chinese or Japanese?" The black driver asked casually.
Zhang Feng glanced at his dress, and before he could speak, the black driver said again: "Ao, I can see it, friend, you are in a dress, I know, I have seen An. Lee's movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", that movie has you in this costume, so it seems that you can Chinese kung fu, wow, Chinese kung fu, you know, I really like Jack Chen's movies, it's amazing, and Bruce Lee, ahda, ahda, right, Chinese kung fu."
Silence, long silence, the black driver was surprised and turned his head: "Hey, friend, what's wrong, why don't you speak?" ”
Zhang Feng was speechless, he couldn't understand what the black driver was talking about, because the black driver's words were too long, and the instant translation software had not yet reacted, so he had to pick up his mobile phone and shake it.
Seeing this, the black driver finally reacted and laughed: "Even, buy Karma, I forgot that you don't understand, you need translation software to translate"
Now, the translation software finally finished translating the words of the black driver, and Zhang Feng also understood what the black driver meant, so he said into the mobile phone:
"Yes, I know a little Chinese kung fu"
This sentence was translated quickly, and when the black driver heard Zhang Feng say this, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Even, buy Ka, then can you show me a few hands?"
"Okay, I'll show you a few hands when I get to Rock Park," Zhang Feng said helplessly
"yes, I can finally see the real Chinese kung fu, the real Chinese kung fu, not in the movie, by the way, I said friend, what are you doing in Rock Park, there are people playing basketball everywhere, are you looking for someone nearby?" The black driver said excitedly and hesitantly
"No, I'm also going to play basketball, I came to the United States to play in the NBA, I know someone and let me go to Rock Park first" Zhang Feng stared at the black driver after speaking, wanting to see how the black driver would react when he said this.
When the black driver heard Zhang Feng say this, he was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Wow, friend, you're not joking, are you?"
After saying this, the black driver looked at Zhang Feng again, and continued: "I think you are only 185CM tall at most, your muscles are not as much as mine, what are you doing to play NBA, are you not lying to me?"
After speaking, the black driver lifted his short sleeves, revealing his strong biceps, patted it, and said proudly: "Look at my muscles, it is very awesome among ordinary people, not to mention compared with NBA players, even if you go to Rock Park, you can't compare anywhere, are you really serious?"
Zhang Feng smiled, "It's nothing, isn't basketball just a shooting game, as long as I can throw the ball in, didn't our Chinese Yao Ming just come to the NBA and don't have strong muscles?" ”
The black man saw that Zhang Feng was serious, so he said calmly: "That's what I said, but Yao Ming has a height of 220CM, it's really a pity that he retired so early, I used to be a Rockets fan, seriously, you have neither height nor muscles, do you really want to play in the NBA?"
Zhang Feng said firmly: "Yes, Daoye, I just want to play in the NBA, not only to play, but also to dominate the NBA"
The translation software did not translate what "Daoye" was, but when the black driver heard "dominate the NBA", he silently thought in his heart, this person is even more rampant than Brother Qiu and his father.
New York, as an international metropolis, has good traffic planning, plus it is not work time, there is no traffic jam along the way, and it will soon be to Rock Park.
"Hey, friend, here's it, this is Rock Park" The black driver stopped the car, Zhang Feng looked out of the car, crowded, shouting, cheering wave after wave.
"What Chinese kung fu do you want to see", Zhang Feng got out of the car, stretched his body, and asked the driver.
The driver collected the money and wanted to wish Zhang Feng "GOOD LUCK", but he didn't expect Zhang Feng to say this, he looked at Zhang Feng, and thought that this person bragged that he wanted to play in the NBA, and actually boasted that he wanted to dominate the NBA, so most of the Chinese kung fu was bragging, so the driver wanted Zhang Feng to make a fool of himself, looked around, and then jokingly said: "Since you say so, there is a tree over there, it looks only 2 meters high, you show a light skill of Chinese kung fu"
The black driver meant that Zhang Feng wanted to jump on the tree, Zhang Feng looked at the tree, and did not say much, he really wanted to show "Chinese kung fu", although he wanted to use the Taoist spell "Tiyun Zong".
Zhang Feng waved his hand, his anger sank into the dantian, his feet kicked hard, and he jumped onto the tree with a whoosh, shook his body and stood firm, and said, "How?" ”
The black driver didn't look at Zhang Feng after he said that he wanted Zhang Feng to show his light skills, he had already picked up his mobile phone, because the taxi app Uber told him that there were people nearby to take a taxi, and he had already taken the order, and when he heard Zhang Feng's words, he looked up at Zhang Feng.
“holy shit! ,whats the fuck! ,my ladygaga !”
Zhang Feng on the tree asked the black driver to say the English "quality trifecta", and after speaking, the black driver quickly got out of the car, opened his eyes wide, and stared intently at Zhang Feng on the tree.
"Wow, friends, come out and see God", the black driver, still calming down from the shock, shouted at the people playing in Rock Park, anxious to share his shock with the others.
Zhang Feng didn't understand the black driver's words, but he could see that the black driver really called people to watch him, and in broad daylight, it would be a very strange thing for a group of people to watch him jump off the tree.
With an easy jump, Zhang Feng jumped down from the tree and landed smoothly, very chic.
When the black driver saw Zhang Feng jumping down, he hurriedly ran to Zhang Feng, stretched out his hands and touched Zhang Feng's body, and this time it was Zhang Feng's turn to be confused.
"It's real, it's real", the black driver didn't seem to believe his eyes and hands after touching it, and raised his hand to slap himself a few times, Zhang Feng saw the black driver's actions, and could only continue to be in a state of confusion.
After a long time, the black driver finally stopped from the shock, looked at Zhang Feng intently, and said:
"It turns out that there is really Chinese kung fu, there is really light kung fu, I didn't expect that you said that you know Chinese kung fu is really not lying to me", in the idea of the black driver, meeting Chinese passengers, talking about Chinese kung fu is a better opening sentence for chatting, he is just casually asked, did not expect Zhang Feng to really know Chinese kung fu.
Zhang Feng shrugged his shoulders with one hand and said with a faint smile: "Yes, I didn't lie to you"
The black driver paused and asked tentatively with a skeptical look, "So, it's true that you said you want to play in the NBA?" ”
Zhang Feng continued to spread his hands and said with a smile: "Yes, I do want to play in the NBA"
When the black driver heard this, he took a breath and cautiously continued to ask, "So, the matter of dominating the NBA?" ”
"Yes, I'm going to dominate the NBA!"