The first thing Wang Qiang did when he woke up was to open the package of the painting, take out the scroll and spread it out to see that the painting had changed! On the bank of the river, there is a giant man chopping down trees with a giant axe. Wang Qiang couldn't imagine the magic of this painting.

At this moment, Su Sulai knocked on the door: "Is Brother Qiang awake?" Ready to go! ”

Wang Qiang was pleasantly surprised: "Su Su, come in and see, this painting is amazing!" ”

At this time, Su Su had already finished washing and dressing, looking at Wang Qiang, who was still wearing pants, and smiled coldly, Wang Qiang seemed to feel that he had been pierced by a needle, and hurriedly put on his clothes and pants.

Su Su raised the scroll and smiled: "This is the essence of the painting, only the kind of famous painting that has been recited through the ages can be born, that is, it is equivalent to carrying a different space with you, it is definitely a well-deserved treasure." ”

Wang Qiang was pleasantly surprised: "Recitation through the ages? So what other paintings can meet this requirement? ”

Su Su sneered: "Don't worry, I can't think of China yet, but none of the paintings of Western civilization meet this requirement." ”

Wang Qiang frowned: "What Mona Lisa, the unclothed oil painting of the ancient Greek gods?" ”

Su Su sighed: "You mean the Renaissance movement in the West from the 14th to the 17th centuries, there are indeed many paintings during this time, but unfortunately they are still too young." Don't mention ancient Greece, this is the history written by a group of fantasy writers during the Renaissance, the plague-ridden European Middle Ages ruled by the church there were no written books except for a Bible, let alone that Aristotle, how many thousands of sheep had to be killed to record his millions of words? ”

Wang Qiang exclaimed: "The history of ancient Greece is all fake? ”

Su Su sneered: "According to the logic of Western civilization belittling the non-existence of our Xia Dynasty, it is difficult to determine whether their ancient Rome exists. At that time, the Europeans had the germ of capitalism, had a sense of self-packaging, and were stimulated by Marco Polo's travels and the paintings stolen from Dunhuang, so they began to counterfeit on a large scale, but just one ancient Greece was not old enough, they spent decades compiling the text and history of ancient Egypt, especially during the Napoleonic period, there were hundreds of thousands of Egyptian antiquities made in Italy! Do you really think the pyramids are 5,000 years old? How did the stones of the pyramids weathered and exposed to the sun in the desert area for 5,000 years without collapsing? Why is it that such a famous building has never been mentioned in Arab history, even by the local Egyptians, and then suddenly discovered by Napoleon and became famous all over the world? ”

Wang Qiang's worldview was instantly refreshed: "How old is the pyramid?" ”

Su Su laughed and said: "The material of the pyramid is cement concrete, and the person who built it is very likely to be Napoleon who captured Egypt, that is, it may only be three hundred years!" If it weren't for Napoleon, it wouldn't have been more than eight hundred years at most. You must know that the pyramids of Egypt have never been visited by Chinese archaeological teams. ”

Wang Qiang couldn't believe it: "This is all the routine of Western civilization? ”

Su Su smiled: "Earlier, the 1947 Dead Sea Document was the so-called two-thousand-year-old parchment scroll that they specially 'discovered'!" I have to say, it's a miracle that the sheepskin of 2,000 years has not turned to ashes when touched? They also invented a set of ancient Hebrew scripts that only they translated, and then echoed and verified the existence of ancient Egypt and pyramids. ”

Wang Qiang was completely confused: "Thanks to the world history of my middle school, the cover of junior high school English says that the pyramid is 5,000 years!" ”

Su Su sneered: "Because the hegemony of the world is in their hands, whatever they say is what they say, they say that landing on the moon is landing on the moon, when a lie makes everyone believe in it or dare not question it, then it is a miracle!" ”

Wang Qiang said hatefully: "That brother is a genuine civilization, it should be no problem to fight these fake civilizations, right?" ”

Su Su smiled: "Just look at the two ninjas who were beaten out by Brother Qiang last night." But after all, the other party has a lot of money and a lot of power. ”

While he was talking, the sound of Master Jiang and a group of dogs barking came from downstairs. Su Su smiled: "It's okay, let's go to the station, and the next stop is to go to the Shunling Tomb in Jiuzhi Mountain." ”

Wang Qiang sighed: "It's a pity that there is no money, otherwise it would be good to invest in a snake pond or a restaurant here." ”

Su Su smiled: "In fact, there is no money and there is no money to vote." Do you know what celebrities like to do everywhere they go in ancient times? ”

Wang Qiang was surprised: "The inscription of the poem? ”

Su Su smiled: "By the way, don't forget that you have Liu Zongyuan's possession!" ”

Wang Qiang exclaimed: "Brother can calligraphy? ”

"Pretty much."

While speaking, Wang Qiang and Su Su came to the front desk of the hotel to settle the bill, and Master Jiang greeted: "Little brother, how did you rest last night?" I'm here to take you to the station. ”

Su Su smiled: "Master Jiang, we had a good rest last night, we want to inscribe four words on the wall of this hotel to express our gratitude, does this boss agree?" ”

Master Jiang was shocked, and immediately said to the boss: "Hurry up, these two are nobles!" ”

The boss was stunned: "Jiang Chui, what are you talking nonsense?" ”

Master Jiang cut off: "You are blind, lazy and talking nonsense with you!" After speaking, he hurriedly smiled at Wang Qiang and said: "They are countrymen, they don't understand, go to my house to write an inscription, there is pen and ink!" ”

Su Su sighed: "It must be inscribed in the tavern to be effective. ”

Master Jiang clapped his hands and smiled: "It's okay, I'll just open a noodle restaurant, I can't do anything else, I still have confidence below." The noodle shop is open in the morning, and the motorcycle is opened in the afternoon. ”

Wang Qiang smiled: "Okay, let's go to the master's house." ”

When the boss heard that Jiang Chui was so solemn, he immediately didn't believe it, and couldn't help but be anxious: "Wait, distinguished guests!" Then help the shop with inscriptions! ”

Master Jiang said proudly: "It's late! ”

The boss was entangled: "Can I not charge for the house?" ”

Su Su smiled: "Since the boss is so enthusiastic, then let's ask one more question." ”

The boss smiled: "This, Master Jiang, borrow your pen for use?" ”

Master Jiang cut off: "Look at you like this!" ”

Su Su smiled: "The bigger the pen, the better!" ”

Master Jiang soon came back with a basket of stationery, and the boss couldn't help laughing: "Look at the ancestors of your Jiang family for three generations, there is no literati, but you still pretend to be Sven!" ”

"You know a chicken!"

At this time, the most nervous is Wang Qiang, this is a brush, Wang Qiang has been writing on the Internet for more than ten years, and he has not even grabbed an ordinary pen, let alone a brush. However, the feeling of evil possession is experienced by himself, and this writer's possession must not be bad.

Finally, after grinding the ink, the system prompt in Wang Qiang's brain sounded: - You start Liu Zongyuan's related data!

At this moment, Wang Qiang's eyes changed when he looked at the pen, and he lifted the pen as naturally as he held chopsticks, and then directly on the wall "Yaochi Feast" in one go, not a drop of ink leaked down the wall. Although Wang Qiang doesn't know calligraphy, he also knows how skillful this kind of watertight inscription is!

"Good!" Master Jiang and the boss couldn't help but applaud!

Wang Qiang's intention is still unfinished, if this possession does not consume points or something, I am afraid that I can directly rely on this hand of calligraphy to cheat and cheat, right? But I'm not that kind of person, what is my own is my own, and I will never pretend to be if I don't!

Therefore, Wang Qiang, who was still unsatisfied, mentioned the name "Liu Zongyuan" under the inscription, year, month and day!