"The funniest thing is the fat master, your old man is a fairy, okay? Can you even have diarrhea? Can you find some reliable reason? What a fool I am! ”

"Kill you, fat man!" Wang Xiaotie let out a very vicious curse at the sky, and then walked towards the town not far away. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The translation function has been turned on, after all, from the mouth of the passing driver just now, Wang Xiaotie heard a bird language that is completely different from Mandarin.

The town looked very close, but Wang Xiaotie walked for 3 hours before he came to the entrance of the town.

"Huhu~ I'm tired! Look at the mountain and run a dead horse! Belch! ~ No, how can I compare myself to an animal? Real Nyima idiot! ”

Wang Xiaotie stood at the entrance of the town, praised himself inexplicably, and then cleaned up his tired mood and set off towards the town.

"Hello! Excuse me, how do you get to Erin Kerna Middle School? ”

didn't go far, he saw a foreign yellow-haired young man full of punk atmosphere, Wang Xiaotie immediately stepped forward to block his way, opened his mouth and asked.

"Who is Nima? Where did you come from, stupid bi, dressed as a countryman! Lao Tzu is not free, get away! ”

Wang Xiaotie was stunned and watched the yellow hair grow away, and only after he couldn't see his figure did he come back to his senses.

"I'll go! Where has Lao Tzu been? Talking so barbaric and uneducated? Nyima's dog mongrels with fathers and mothers, don't let Lao Tzu meet you again, meeting you will definitely make your face bloom! ”

Estimating what he said, after the yellow hair couldn't hear it, Wang Xiaotie scolded loudly with a fierce expression in the direction where the yellow hair disappeared, and after scolding, he looked at no one around him, and immediately ran forward in a hurry.

Seeing an old foreign man walking his dog again, Wang Xiaotie was a little hesitant, whether he wanted to come forward and inquire again. What if the people here are fierce and all the same? Don't you have to be scolded again? But don't ask, if you don't know your own life, where can you go to find some bullshit middle school?

"Hello uncle, can I ask you how to get to Erink's middle school?"

In the end, Wang Xiaotie hardened his head and endured the risk of being scolded again to stop the foreign old man walking the dog.

"Go two streets ahead, turn right and you'll see! There are signs at the intersection, so it's not hard to find! ”

Wang Xiaotie breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, not all the people here are so unbearable, and the elderly are still easier to get along with, unlike those hairy boys, who don't even have education! Therefore, Lao Tzu hates this kind of ruffian the most!

According to the prompt of the old man who walked the dog, Wang Xiaotie finally came to the gate of Erin Kena Middle School, but it was already half past eleven o'clock at noon, and it seemed that the students had finished school, and the school gate was lively for a while.

"Kids now!" Wang Xiaotie looked at a group of youthful young people, and immediately let out a sigh full of vicissitudes.

No wonder foreigners are open, you can see from the group of twelve or thirteen-year-old children in front of you. Look at those boys, all with long hair, dressed strangely, and even with studs! Doesn't the principal here care?

Some of the girls are more excessive! At a young age, you are dressed up in flowers, wearing heavy makeup, and wearing skirts that are shorter than the other, why don't you come to school naked?

Now that's it, do you have to grow up? The real world is declining!

Just when Wang Xiaotie was staring at the group of little Loli who were beginning to take shape, a shadow blocked the light on Wang Xiaotie's head.

"Who?" Wang Xiaotie was enjoying it, and found that his vision was a little blocked, so he immediately leaned to the side.

That shadow followed Wang Xiaotie's steps and stood in front of him again.

Nima! Wang Xiaotie was furious! If you want to see it, you can cut it yourself, blocking Lao Tzu's dry wool? Rolled up his sleeves, wanting to teach such a big troublesome lesson, but when Wang Xiaotie raised his head, he immediately put down the cuffs that had been rolled up again.

"Hello, big brother security! Do you have any advice? ”

Wang Xiaotie is almost groveling now! Can you not be cowardly? This foreign man in a security uniform, nine feet tall, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and a beard and stubble on his face, is almost catching up with Zhang Fei in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, I don't know which bastard's idea is to put a monster like a gorilla at the gate of a middle school.

"What are you doing? Sneaky? If you have something to say, leave quickly if you have nothing to do! This is the school, I advise you to be honest! ”

Gorillas, uh~ no! It was the security guard who opened his mouth, and his rough voice made Wang Xiaotie feel that this person had a fight with Brother Zhang.

"It's not! Brother security, you misunderstood! I'm here to find my daughter, who goes to school right here. There aren't too many people here, I can't see it! ”

Wang Xiaotie's eyes widened, and he immediately found a very reasonable excuse for what he had just done.

"Your daughter? What's your daughter's name? What grade are you in? ”

"My daughter's name is ...... Call...... What's it called? Wait, I want to think about it! Wang Xiaotie suddenly remembered that he hadn't named his eldest daughter who he had never met! It's kind of embarrassing!

Seeing that the security guard's eldest brother's face suddenly turned blue, Wang Xiaotie knew that the general situation was not good, and he had to come up with a name immediately, otherwise he would definitely be beaten fat, and after the beating, it was estimated that he would be sent to the local police station for tea.

At the moment when the security guard raised his hand, Wang Xiaotie immediately shouted loudly: "Boss Wang! Right! My daughter's name is Boss Wang! ”

The security guard stared at Wang Xiaotie suspiciously for a long time, and always felt that this name was weird, didn't this obscene guy in front of him casually make up to deceive people, right?

In order not to let go of the suspicious guy in front of him, the security guard brother said:

"You follow me down to the guardhouse, and I'll check if there is this student. I'll say the ugly things first, if you dare to lie to me, I will definitely make you uncomfortable! ”

Wang Xiaotie immediately kept nodding his head like a chicken eating rice, there was no way, in the face of powerful force, everything was a paper tiger.

The security guard followed him to the school's guardhouse, where he locked the door.

With a "click", Wang Xiaotie's careful liver immediately entered a state of extreme nervousness, and he had the urge to turn around and want to run, but the eldest brother of the security guard had already blocked his retreat.

The security guard sat in front of a computer, minimized the school's surveillance screen, and then clicked on the teacher's and students' files, and asked Wang Xiaotie:

"Your daughter's name, your class, your social identification number."

In the cold tone, there seemed to be another kind of impulse brewing that was about to explode, if Wang Xiaotie couldn't answer, or couldn't inquire, he could relax his muscles and bones today.