No. 355: Conspiracy Theories!

Since that meeting with Lucy at Van Persie's house, Fabregas and the goddess of the British otaku's heart have developed rapidly. Pen Γ— fun Γ— Pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

Lucy quickly fills the gap in the relationship between the Spaniards, and the two are in the stage of glue, but outsiders don't know it.

Chen Fan looked at his strange expression, suddenly realized for a while, and said in surprise: "Could it be that you have already gone to bed?" ”

Whether it's a Spaniard or an Englishman, sex is as indispensable as air, and although Chen Fan grew up in the Netherlands, he was deeply influenced by Chinese culture and was relatively conservative about sexuality.

Even the first time he and Emmel brought it up, it wasn't he who brought it up.

Fabregas blinked at Chen Fan and said, "It's normal, she doesn't have a boyfriend, and I don't have a girlfriend, it's normal to go to bed, what's so strange about this?" ”

He thought of something and asked, "Did you and Emmel fall in love for a long time before they went to bed?" ”

"There are three months."

"God! Trimester! Is it you who has a problem, or is she a problem? ”

"Damn, we don't have a problem, it's you who has a problem!"

The two young men laughed and played together, diluting the pressure that Barcelona had put on them.

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At 9 a.m. on the 7th, Arsenal travelled to Camp Nou to acclimatise to the pitch, and Arsene Wenger did not give the media a chance to start tonight, kicking reporters off the pitch.

After the warm-up, the French arranged a confrontation, with Chen Fan standing in the midfield position.

Barcelona's offensive firepower is strong, coupled with Song's absence, Chen Fan is of course the best choice for the back, but this will reduce Arsenal's attacking power.

Worrying things happened, Van Persie was injured and fell to the ground in a confrontation!

The training ground was cloudy, and Wenger covered his face in pain......

After a preliminary examination by the team doctor, Van Persie's injury was not serious, but it was impossible to play 90 minutes.

Wenger breathed a sigh of relief, but the gloom on his face did not dissipate.

Since Van Persie couldn't play the whole game, let him play in the first half, or in the second?

The Arsenal players looked at each other and they saw the solemnity and worry in the eyes of their team-mates.

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Every time there is a big war, it always starts between the media.

The British media encouraged Arsenal, with the Daily Mail saying: "Arsenal, knocking out Barcelona is not only your responsibility, but also the responsibility of English football. Straighten up at Camp Nou and take them out! ”

The Guardian said: "There is nothing to say, with a four-goal lead, Arsenal have only one way to go by knocking out Barca.

Playing at Camp Nou, Arsenal need not an attacking battle, but a defensive battle. Arsene Wenger should have put Chan in a central midfield position, and he has a set of defensive options for Messi.

There's no better place to be a midfielder than him! ”

The Mirror said: "Arsene Wenger should be in a bucket formation at Camp Nou because Arsenal have four goals in their hands and there is no need to pursue attack. Eliminating Barcelona and advancing to the semi-finals is the biggest victory, as for the process...... The result will be the most important! ”

The remarks of the British media reflect the strength of Barcelona's attack from the side, and if Arsenal and Barcelona play against each other, the six-crown winner is likely to create a miracle.

The London Life Home newspaper believes that Chen Fan will appear in the position of the midfielder, and they said: "The biggest attraction of the second leg between Arsenal and Barcelona is the confrontation between Chen and Messi!" ”

Barcelona media encouraged BarΓ§a, hoping they would pull off miracles.

World Sport said: "We're not just going to beat Arsenal at Camp Nou, we're going to win big, big wins!

BarΓ§a soldiers, always believe in miracles!

As long as you play your own blood, you can create miracles! ”

The sports newspaper said: "What about the iron bucket formation, we still have the ability to break through!"

Barcelona's players, Arsenal's defense is not airtight, and their set-piece defense is terrible. More than half of the goals they concede in the Premier League and Champions League are set-pieces!

As long as we make a big fuss about set-pieces, we can do wonders! ”

The French team newspaper revealed that Barcelona did want to break Arsenal's goal through set-pieces: "Yesterday afternoon, when Barcelona was training, they focused on attacking set-pieces! ”

Arsenal's set-piece defence was really terrible, and Arsene Wenger tried everything he could, but it still didn't work out well.

The hearts of Arsenal fans are hanging, but thinking about their team's four goals, is it possible that Barcelona can still win 5-0 at home?

"Five to zero? How can it be! Arsenal set up an iron bucket formation, let Barcelona bombard, they can't score five goals! ”

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Arsenal fans were rushing to Barcelona by various means of transport at this time, and the news made Arsenal furious.

Sky Sports reported at noon on the 9th: "According to the frontline reporter of this newspaper, 100 Arsenal fans are in London watching the plane from Barcelona. At eleven o'clock this morning, the plane landed at Barcelona International Airport, but they were stopped.

Spanish customs did not let them out of the airport with a problem with the visa. Arsenal fans clashed with security at the airport, 25 fans were caught by the local police and taken to the police station, and the rest will be on a plane to London in the afternoon! ”

As soon as this news came out, Arsenal fans began to scold Barcelona for being despicable!

"Damn, how scared are you of the Arsenal fans coming to Camp Nou?"

"Despicable Barcelona, what awaits you must be the fate of elimination!"

"Barcelona can stop us from entering Camp Nou, but they can't stop us from meeting our heroes at the London airport!"

"Van Persie, Chen, Fabregas, although we can't shout for you on the spot, our hearts will always be with you!"

The British media immediately mobilized to dig up more news, in which the referee was once again the target of their excavation.

The referee of the second leg between Barcelona and Arsenal, Dane Mickelsen, Dane has been in charge of Barcelona in five games, and Barcelona has won four and drawn one!

"Mikkelson is not only Barca's lucky star, but in the five games he enforced, Barcelona won four penalties and showed three red cards to the opponent.

According to Danish media reports, Mikkelsen said at a private party that he was a fan of Barcelona.

So, by sending the referee to officiate the game, do they want to replicate last year's Stamford Bridge tragedy?

UEFA, what exactly do you want to do? ”

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At six o'clock in the evening, the lights came on and fans from both sides began to gather at the Camp Nou. At half past six, the stadium began to check tickets, and something unexpected happened, more than 200 Arsenal fans were told that the tickets in their hands were fake!

Sky Sports said directly: "This is a conspiracy!" Barcelona is directing a conspiracy! ”