Chapter 157: I'll Tell You a Joke
It turned out that the Black Tiger Tribe had long been divided into several factions, but the forces of each party checked and balanced each other, which maintained the superficial unity. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
The first faction is the faction where the tiger power is located, and it is the oldest faction of the Black Tiger Tribe, and they always adhere to the tradition of the Black Tiger Tribe's cultivation and warfare, believing that the Black Tiger Tribe should be centered on the Black Tiger Canyon, operating for generations, and putting stability first in everything. Even if the children and grandchildren can't get along outside, at least there are two acres of land back in the tribe.
Most of the second faction are people who have been doing business abroad all the year round, and they have frequent contact with the outside world and have been more influenced by the outside world. They believe that the Black Tiger Tribe should focus on business, use its own strength and influence on the surrounding area to accumulate wealth, as long as they have gold and silver in their hands, where is there any need to farm facing the loess every day.
The third faction is to come into contact with the more distant Oasis Chamber of Commerce, the Slave Chamber of Commerce and other big forces, and believe that the Black Tiger Tribe should take a long-term view, instead of shrinking into the mountains and being a turtle for generations. They insisted that the Black Tiger Tribe should move closer to a certain big force, use its wings to develop itself, seek regional supremacy, and then grow step by step to become a decisive force on the sandbank.
The third faction is somewhat similar to the second faction, with the only difference being that the second faction insists that the Black Tiger tribe is the master of the house, while the third faction does not mind defecting to other forces.
In addition, there are many people who don't know the truth of the melon, no one supports it, no one opposes it, anyway, whoever is the patriarch listens to whom. It is precisely because this part of the people accounts for the majority that the Black Tiger Tribe has not been divided.
However, this time, the annihilation of the five thousand warriors of the Black Tiger Tribe became the fuse of the split of the Black Tiger Tribe, and without the bullet pressure of the patriarch, the Black Tiger Tribe began to vigorously seize power, and even broke out several firefights for this, and then the second faction and the third faction united and controlled the situation, and then there was the matter of taking refuge in the Slave Chamber of Commerce.
Hu Li is a conservative cultivator who attaches great importance to the traditions and honor of the Black Tiger Tribe. In his opinion, taking refuge in the Slave Chamber of Commerce is tantamount to forgetting the ancestors, not to mention that the reputation of the Slave Chamber of Commerce is really not good. That's why he calls himself the "former Black Tiger Tribe", so as to draw a line with some people in the clan.
After Hu Li finished speaking, the bald man said to Qin Bing: "Hu Li's elders have a great relationship with my Zoroastrianism, and many of them are even my Zoroastrian believers. They are in trouble, and I can't help them, but if I intervene, it will be equivalent to Zoroastrianism interfering, and things will become uncontrollable. Now, I want you to take a shot, and if you get the benefits, it's all yours. ”
It's all mine?
Qin Bing licked his lips, "What if I want Black Tiger Canyon?" ”
The corners of the bald man's mouth turned up slightly, revealing a few snow-white teeth, "It's naturally yours." ”
Qin Bing turned his head to look at Hu Li, "To me?" ”
Hu Li's face showed a look of struggle, but he still nodded heavily, "Our Black Tiger Tribe is the only one who looks to you!" ”
Qin Bing searched in the altar and saw a statue of a god hanging on the wall, then raised his palm, "Lord of Wisdom witnesses!" ”
The Lord of Wisdom is the supreme deity of Zoroastrian beliefs, and although Qin Bing does not believe in Zoroastrianism, he still knows this common sense.
However, the bald man and Hu Li on the opposite side were all full of black lines.
The bald man pointed in the opposite direction, "Ahem, that, the idol of the Lord of Wisdom is here." ”
Qin Bing was embarrassed, so he hurriedly turned around, "Witness of the Lord of Wisdom!" ”
Hu Li raised his hand and high-fived Qin Bing as an oath, and the bald man also repeated the agreement between the two in a solemn tone. Qin Bing finally dispelled the doubts in his heart, after all, this was an oath made in the altar and in front of the gods.
Immediately afterwards, Qin Bing turned around, pointed to the idol he was facing just now, and asked, "Then since you are not the Lord of Wisdom, why is it still hanging on the altar?" ”
The bald man gave Qin Bing a bit of Zoroastrian knowledge, "My Zoroastrianism is a dualistic religion, advocating the duality of good and evil, there is a good god who represents the light and the lord of wisdom who represents the dark and the evil god who destroys the lord, the retinue of the good god is an angel, and the retinue of the evil god is the devil." You've just faced the Dark God. Although we do not believe in evil gods, we still have to worship his gods in the altar to warn believers. ”
Qin Bing was embarrassed, fortunately, there were only three people present just now, if there were thousands of believers outside, Qin Bing was afraid that he would be drowned by the spit stars of Zoroastrian believers.
However, pondering the two titles of Lord of Wisdom and Lord of Destruction, and then thinking of the vision on the bald man, Qin Bing vaguely understood something.
It seems that Sandbar is not only a warrior.
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Black Tiger Canyon.
The entrance is a Xiongguan dangerous pass built by the mountain, the front of the pass is a steep mountain ridge, like a line of sky, there are arrow towers built on both sides of the mountain range, if the enemy wants to forcibly attack the pass, this narrow line of heaven must be flattened and filled with corpses!
It's just that Qin Bing didn't plan to attack, he camped ten miles away from the Black Tiger Tribe, posing as a long-term siege. Then Qin Bing performed a "miracle", changing the soil quality around the camp, planting trees, and overnight, a small oasis was derived from the same place, and the oasis seemed to grow, growing and getting bigger, according to that momentum, the turf would grow in front of the Black Tiger Tribe Pass in a few days.
The Slave Chamber of Commerce knew about the actions of the Great Qin Casino, and the envoy of the Slave Chamber of Commerce immediately came to the door with great momentum.
"The Black Tiger Tribe has joined my Slave Chamber of Commerce, and every one of them is a member of our Chamber of Commerce, and every grass and tree in the Black Tiger Tribe is the property of our Chamber of Commerce. Daqin Casino must immediately stop harming the interests of the Slave Chamber of Commerce, and apologize and compensate! Otherwise, my slave chamber of commerce will definitely mobilize an army of slave hunters to sweep away your forces, and when the time comes, the men will be sold as slaves and the women will be sold as prostitutes, so that you will never be able to turn over! ”
Qin Bing ignored the envoy's words, because he was neither prepared to apologize nor compensate, let alone withdraw his troops.
"Shall I tell you a joke?"
The envoy didn't know the intention of Qin Bing's words, but he thought that Qin Bing was almost a trick to show weakness, so he proudly raised his chin and said "um" in his nose, which was considered to be an answer to Qin Bing.
"Once upon a time, there was a man named Poison Scorpion, who coveted my wealth and came to rob me, do you know what happened to me?"
"What's wrong?"
"He's dead!"
"And then?"
"No more!"
The corners of the envoy's mouth twitched, and he really wanted to spit on Qin Bing's face. Is this also called a joke? It's not funny at all!
"I'll tell you another joke!"
The messenger snorted coldly this time.
"Once upon a time, there was a tribe called Black Tiger who wanted to rob my casino business, do you know what happened later?"
The envoy finally understood that he had been tricked, and he stared at Qin Bing angrily, and his mouth was a swear word.
However, Qin Bing's body moved, and he instantly appeared in front of him across a distance of seven or eight steps, and put a sword on the messenger's neck with a calm face.
"It's fun to tell a joke with a question and an answer, and now it's your turn."
The messenger shuddered, glanced at the blade around his neck, and asked inarticulately, "Later...... What happened later? ”
"The Black Tiger Tribe no longer exists, it has been swallowed up by an organization called the Slave Chamber of Commerce."
Feeling the awe-inspiring murderous aura of the Qin soldiers, the envoy's legs weakened and he knelt down.
Qin Bing picked the messenger's chin with the tip of his sword, "Isn't it funny? Then I'll tell you another joke. ”
"Once upon a time, there was an organization called the Slave Chamber of Commerce that wanted to rob me of my loot, do you know what happened later?" (To be continued.) )