Fan Bizhuang left the field satisfied, which can be seen from the smile on his face when he walked to the sidelines. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Not surprisingly, his move not only caused him the referee's whistle to stop the game, but also gave him a free Topaz God of War card.

Of course, this made his opponents even more confused - how do you see a guy who smiles so brightly after winning a card, how does this feel weird, and at the same time, it also makes people feel that the home team's No. 23 brain is a little abnormal.

"Fan, well done, you have succeeded in refreshing my understanding of the lower limit of your IQ?"

"Man, I have a friend, yes, he's a doctor, a brain surgeon, he's a man of good morals, he's a great doctor...... Uh, I mean, do you need his contact details? ”

"Hey rookie, I'm free this weekend, can I accompany you to the hospital if you need to?"

When he left the game, his teammates around him kept greeting him, and everyone had a smile on their faces, although they didn't know why Fan Bizhuang's head suddenly short-circuited, but this did not prevent them from feeling "amazing" about it. Fan Bizhuang's behavior is really difficult not to laugh.

"Alright, shut up, bunch of idiots! You will never understand the difference between genius and retarded, look at you, look at me, it will only give me a sense of superiority, a sense of superiority that completely crushes you intellectually! Fan Bizhuang pursed his lips, it seemed that he had received a yellow card, in his opinion, he was not ashamed but proud, and waved his hand at his partners, "Do what you should do, I'll go down to rest first, don't drop the chain, of course, don't envy me!" ”

The response was naturally a lot of starbacks and contempt from his teammates.

On the sidelines, Fernandes, who was waiting to play, had already stretched out his hands.

"Take a good look at my strength off the court, Fan, I'm not worse than you, I will do better than you!" He slapped Fan Bizhuang on the arm, and when he was about to run onto the court, Fernandez said with a sense of ambition, "Soon you will feel the pressure and then ...... And then you're going to be pushed to the bench by me. Keep your eyes open and watch it, this game is the beginning and I will prove that I am better than you! ”

Looking at the confident Fernandez, Fan Bizhuang was a little skeptical about whether this guy was the result of watching too much Japanese anime, between his words and actions, he looked like the NC protagonist in the cartoon, but he was too lazy to care about the good mood at the moment, and said "Good luck", and returned to the bench in a hurry.

He was greeted not by hot water and towels, but by a stinky face from manager Manuel Pellegrini.

"Stinky boy, what were you doing just now, you don't need to go up to foul at all, the opponent has just advanced to the half-court, and there is no threat - even if there is a threat, it is not your defensive area, Leo and Roman are there, you bastard, what are you doing? Are you deliberately causing me trouble? ”

"Calm, calm...... Sir, you need to be calm! ”

Pellegrini's angry saliva was about to spray directly on his face, Fan Bizhuang smiled awkwardly and hurriedly dodged, but was grabbed by the manager's two big hands and continued to accept the baptism of spit.

"Calm? You bastard, you're always making trouble for me, don't you think you're not satisfied if you don't piss me off? Don't you know how many yellow cards you've accumulated? Four! With the addition of the current one, there are already five! You're going to be suspended for the next round! ”

"I remember......"

"Remember? Remember when you still give me trouble? What a damn one! It's the first time I've met a bastard like you who stupidly got up and took the initiative to ask for cards, do you think I'm too indulgent to you, I ...... Wait a minute? Asking for a card? Suspended? ”

The players on the bench were looking at the head coach who had always been elegant and angry with great interest, but he didn't expect that the head coach seemed to suddenly think of something, and stopped talking vividly, and the angry expression had not yet dissipated, and then the expressions of doubt, relief, and surprise were complicated together.

Tomasson touched Josico with his elbow: "José, is Mr. Manuel usually like this?" I suddenly felt that Fan's actions were not so idiotic, because with such a coach and such inexplicable players, it seems that it is not difficult to understand......"

"......" Hosiko smiled bitterly, speechless.

"Reuben! Reuben! ”

Pellegrini suddenly shouted the name of his assistant, who was still praying for Van Bizhuang, who had angered the manager, when he was suddenly called by name, and some of them couldn't come back to their senses, and stood in place.

"What are you doing in a daze? Are you stupid too? ”

The voice of the top boss came again, and Mr. Reuben quickly responded: "I'm here...... Sir, is there anything wrong? ”

"Who are our next opponents? Also, the next round, the next round? ”

"Oh, I'll take ......a look," Mr. Ruben quickly flipped through the little notebook he was carrying, and said as he read it, "the next round is Murcia...... Well, the next round is at home against Valencia, it's a derby, it's not easy to play...... Well, the next round will be a stronger opponent, Real Madrid......"

"I see."

Without waiting for the assistant to finish, Pellegrini had already waved his hand to interrupt, and after being confirmed by the assistant, he turned his head and looked at Fan Bizhuang with a hippie smile, and finally knew what kind of calculation the bastard was playing in front of him.

"Do you shuffle the cards at the cost of not being able to play with a weak team? This stinky boy has a lot of ghost ideas......"

Manuel Pellegrini was thoughtful, and it was already clear that Van Bizhuang had taken the initiative to foul and provoke the yellow card, and that was the intention. He has already accumulated four yellow cards, and at any time he could receive another yellow card, which could lead to an automatic ban in the next round.

So he simply took the initiative to get another yellow card in this game, so in the next round against Murcia, he can only sit in the stands when he cannot play. Don't think it's unwise, in fact, it's a clever and rational use of the rules of the league, and it can even be said to be a loophole.

In the next round, their opponents will be Valencia. Derbies have always been full of gunpowder, and Van Bizhuang is also aware of his temperament, fearing that he will be warned of the god of war card in that game, which will lead to a ban on the match against Real Madrid.

The matchup with Valencia and Real Madrid will be extremely difficult battles, and if the team loses the "thigh" that it relies on the most, it will definitely be a big discount in terms of combat effectiveness.

And what Fan Bizhuang has now is to use the opportunity of winning cards in this game to wash all the four yellow cards on his body!

That way, he can give his all against Valencia without the pressure of having four yellow cards on his body. At the same time, even if he receives a yellow card in the derby, as long as he is not sent off, he will not miss the direct duel with Real Madrid.

Everything fell into place, and Pellegrini even had admiration for his lover at the moment. Thinking so far-reaching, and planning so well, this kid is really a natural ...... O conspirators!

"How did you come up with that? I have to say, this is a very clever way of doing this......"

Pellegrini smiled on his face and patted Fan Bizhuang on the shoulder, which looked as intimate as he could.

Thinking that the head coach was praising and praising Fan Bizhuang, he laughed, shook his long hair, and said smugly: "Hahaha, I've always been very smart, wit, like me......"

"It's witty indeed. However......" Pellegrini also laughed, but the words that made Fan Bizhuang's excitement come to naught, "There must still be a punishment, and the money must be paid." You won't forget the rules of punishment within the team, right? ”

There is indeed such a clause in the team's punishment regulations, the smile froze on his face, and Fan Bizhuang changed to a flattering look.

"Sir, you think my plan is clever, don't you?"

"It's really smart."

"Then this time the team penalty ......"

"I can't."

“…… So, can you get a discount and make it cheaper? ”

"No way!"

“……”

An old man and a young man staged a scene of bargaining in the vegetable market on the sidelines, and a group of substitute players and coaches watched dumbfounded, such coaches and players are really ...... Wonderful!

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The game ended with a score of 5-2 and for the remainder of the game, both teams scored one goal each, with Munitis scoring the goal and Fernandes Fernandes, who had just been substituted by the home team.

Fernandes is a good attacker, and although he has not been with the team for a long time, only a few days, he has been quick to adapt and, most importantly, he has a high ball quotient, and when he doesn't have enough chemistry with his team-mates, he uses his excellent foot skills and breakthrough ability to put pressure on the visitors' defence.

Apparently he was also lucky, and at the end of the game, he smashed a long-range shot straight past the goalkeeper of the visiting team, helping the team to a hearty victory and adding a touch of color to his submarine debut.

"What a great lad! His breakthrough was sharp enough and his shot was full of power. On his debut, he proved to all the fans of Love Song Stadium that he has what it takes to be a part of the stadium. We are really looking forward to Fernandes' future performances, and what kind of surprises will he bring to us once he is fully integrated into the team? ”