-129- You ask yourself if you like it or not
Sunday morning.
A large classroom on the second floor of the University of Tokyo's Science and Technology Building.
Yanyun Songzi sat on the lectern, the content of an e-mail was displayed on the projection screen behind her, while the thirty students in the audience were seriously holding their computers and holding their laptops, listening to her lecture.
As a lecturer, although she has copied a little experience in places such as pen power, description, and rhythm, she is obviously not qualified to talk about it.
So.
Matsuko is the only lecturer who teaches "creative writing".
Anyway, it's an old white online writer, and there are 18,000 strange novels I've read, and she has an understanding far beyond this era in terms of creativity and subject matter, which is used to teach these writers and students who can only write cool essays, which is enough to make them stunned.
Because the writers who came to the workshop had their own laptops, Matsuko asked them to think of a topic or idea one by one, and then sent it to her by email, and then she would critique their ideas step by step from the podium and give them guidance - as an author and reader.
"I said it, creativity is creativity, not gimmicks! I don't think your brain circuit is suitable for writing novels, you should do page game advertising, 'Dragon Slayer Treasure Knife Click to Give', 'The best equipment will blow up in one second', you can find the spring of your career there, really, this kind of inappropriate thing can flow out of my stomach acid after two more glances! If Hillary Clinton asked you to write a propaganda slogan during the US presidential campaign, 'As long as 998, Hillary Clinton will take it home', then Trump should be crying at home by now! I said, do you have relatives in your family who are from the UC News Department? ”
In the midst of her broken thoughts, one of the students hung his head weakly.
Because that email is the "homework" he submitted.
The other thirty or so students at the banquet were also dumbfounded.
Yes.
They were indeed frightened by the crazy little explanation before, and for the first time they knew that the original online article could still be written like that, and there were so many themes and ideas, it turned out that it was not only through waste materials that was the only option.
But.
At best, they found a new world.
The reason for the dumbfounded is ......
This is completely different from the imaginary madness!
Originally, everyone didn't know that Mad Shao was a girl, so I thought that the person who could write such a work must be a mature and stable middle-aged man.
Afterward.
With a series of great god writers who participated in the annual meeting, such as the Lord of the Stars, the Blood Overlord Knife, and the Shadow Assassin, people in the online literature circle were shocked to know that "Breaking the Sky" and "Immortal Rebellion" were both from the hands of a young girl!
Thereupon.
Everyone's impression of the madness has changed-
Since it's a female author.,And was blown into a beautiful girl by the writers of those annual meetings.,So what kind of cute god author Ji is?
It is precisely because of these curiosities, coupled with the fact that China Literature Group has a large financial situation and the conditions of accommodation and food, that many authors have enthusiastically signed up for the seminar.
Ultimately.
There is also the idea of "seeing the beauty of the goddess".
And then yesterday, for the first time, the writer cadets finally saw the legendary madman.
That's right.
What a young girl!
It looks like a junior high school student, it's cute, and the voice is so sweet!
Thereupon.
They are very arbitrary and subjectively believe that Crazy Young is not only a genius online writer, but also a person with such a cute appearance in real life must also be a very soft and cute little girl!
It must be the kind of very weak and lovely, soft and pleasant little jasper.
And it's the kind that speaks softly and lightly.
Yes.
Except for Ichiro Yamada and Liu Wenxi, all the other students think so, after all, everyone is a male author who writes YY cool articles, and it is normal to like YY.
But.
From this class onwards, everyone's minds quietly changed.
They listened to the crazy and sharp and painful complaints, felt the sweet and greasy voices and mean humiliation, and knew for the first time that there was such a sharp-tongued girl in the world, is it really genius who has such a personality......
Initially, when Mad Shao asked them to email the theme ideas they came up with, and then she would personally review them one by one.
Except for Ichiro Yamada and Liu Wenxi, everyone else was excited.
After all, it's so rare to be able to be given one-on-one advice by a platinum writer.
Definitely an unforgettable experience.
Well......
Looking back on it now, it's still hard to forget.
At the time, however, they did not realize the seriousness of the problem.
“…… I think this idea is the same as the student just now, but if he can find the second spring in the UC shock department, then you should be able to find the second spring in Dongguan, and it should be very suitable for you to hang out with those rich old women all day long, right?! I really need to make it clear to you here, don't use gimmicks as creativity! Do you understand the difference between a creative and a gimmick? I want to cut your heads open with a knife to see if it's stuffed with cavernous bodies! Even the 'old driver' is a creative thing...... Fool! Are you going to sell dog meat on sheep's heads? Or are you going to drive a wave car in a book and then write that you will be 404 for two days? I can tell you bluntly that there is no third option! I warn you to write this kind of thing than to go home and play your own naiko! ”
Listen to her merciless poisonous tongue.
The students below who were humiliated and doubted their lives at the beginning feel that they have gradually adapted to it.
In fact, compared with the previous brothers, this comment just now is already catchy and merciful.
Because.
Just a few minutes after the start of this class session, there were already three old men with a height of 1.8 meters who were made by her to sit on the ground and cry like children.
After all, for people with strong self-esteem, too mean humiliation can't resist, it's like a stab in the heart.
And.
At the end, she gently comforted them, "How many adults are still crying in the classroom, I'll buy you a diaper when I go back, okay?" Be obedient, obedient, you want to be embarrassed to go home and be embarrassed~"
Then the three big men cried even harder.
Right!
That's how it works!
Offstage.
Ichiro Yamada was finally sure that Mad Shao should have forgotten about him, because his position was in the first row, and she ignored him when he looked at Mad Shao many times in the middle.
Although theoretically he escaped, what the hell is this faint loss and heart congestion?
Don't...... Lao Tzu is in love?
It's a pity.
This is a wild horse that has escaped, or a wild horse that can press the owner of the horse to the ground and it, only she rides someone else's share, and no one else rides her.
Yamada Ichiro shook his head and shook off the conjecture in his mind, glanced at Liu Wenxi beside him, and found that he was sitting in his place trembling and his face flushed.
"Sick?" Ichiro Yamada asked.
"No...... No......" Liu Wenxi slapped his fat cheek and grinned, "This 'old driver' theme email is mine." Ah, I'm so happy, I'm so excited~ cool! Now it's comfortable, comfortable...... Earn blood......"
"You're so happy to be scolded." Ichiro Yamada was shocked.
"Are you unhappy to be scolded by the mad teacher?" Liu Wenxi asked rhetorically.
“……”
"This sweet young girl voice, this kind of viciousness hidden in the arrogant tone, don't you like it? Do you like it or not? Liu Wenxi was aggressive, "You touch your conscience, you answer me!" ”
"You!" Ichiro Yamada was furious.
I'm angry!
How can this person be so excessive!
"You! You! This! …… This...... All right. "The voice is getting weaker and weaker.
Yes, Ichiro Yamada very much wanted to refute his words.
But in the end, nothing was said.
Because he found that there were problems that hit the soul that could not be denied.