"My name is Laura and I'm from California, USA. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info used to be an actor. Tonight's dinner will be one of the best memories of my life! ”

"Patrick Congreve is my name, from Abu Dhabi, UAE, and is a businessman. I would like to express my sincere gratitude to Captain Wang for bringing me this dinner, which is a top treat that no top chef can bring me! Thank you! ”

"My name is ......"

Listening to the supreme praise of his cooking, Wang Xiaotie was going to be beautiful at the moment, and his heart began to sigh at the wooden box containing bi, "See? Do you hear that? Old antique, brother is a small trick, these foreign birdmen fell under my strength group one by one! Just ask you if you are convinced? ”

[The old man has only heard of bowing down under the pomegranate skirt, and, little brat, what you just did is also worthy of being called cooking? Not to mention the cooking process of fairy dishes, even any housewife in the mortal world in China can cook 10,000 times better than you! 】

"Yo he! Old antique, I didn't think you were still an old pervert, this open-mouthed pomegranate skirt, a closed-mouthed housewife, could it be that you also study this kind of thing in the fairy world? Then the two of us can be regarded as like-minded people, why don't we have in-depth exchanges? Let me ask you! Do you prefer more love action movies in island countries, or do you prefer European and American styles? ”

[I like it...... Shut up! You stinky boy! I almost didn't take the old man to the ditch. The old man understands these things and doesn't see them from your memory, you say that you are a good young man, you don't do your job every day, you know every day to study the affairs of men and women, is it a shame? 】

"At the beginning of man, his nature is good! Isn't this normal human nature? By the way, you're a wooden box, and you can't understand this. Antique, I forgot to ask you, why are you in my head? Could it be that I ate too much instant noodles and developed a tumor? ”

[Tumor, your uncle! I'm so angry with the old man! 】

"How do you speak, old man? is not young, why do you still scold people? ”

[The old man is not forced by you, and this sentence is also something you often talk about, and the old man just uses it by the way. As for why the old man appears in your mind, it's a long story, it's from ......]

"Stop!" Wang Xiaotie roared wildly in his heart, interrupting the Immortal Realm Food Box. "Don't talk about it for a long time, when you are old, you will never nag, and it will definitely be endless, Lao Tzu's mysterious mission has something to do with you, right? See, everyone here is full of praise for the meal made by Lao Tzu, is it a reward for Lao Tzu? ”

[Young man, don't be so impatient! Isn't there another person who doesn't praise you? What if people think you're making it as bad as shit? Also, although this task has something to do with me, it is not under my control, and the old man can only be regarded as a talking puppet at the moment. Rewarding this thing is none of my business. 】

"I'm rubbing! After doing it for a long time, you didn't use it at all? Then why did you come out to scare Lao Tzu? Sick? Honestly when your antique is bad? ”

[Can I tell you that the old man suddenly found that he could communicate with humans, so he came out to try it? Young man, the old man finally reminds you, leave a line in everything, and he will see you in the future. What if you have a time to ask for an old man in the future? 】

"Don't worry! Grandpa, hurry up and go back to sleep, there is nothing in this world that Lao Tzu can't do! ”

……

The voice in his head finally disappeared, and Wang Xiaotie instantly felt that the world was much quieter. A voice suddenly appeared in Nima's mind that had been buzzing, more shocking than shouting directly in his ear.

"Who hasn't introduced themselves yet?" Wang Xiaotie looked around the people around the bonfire, and found that there was no sound, so he asked strangely.

"Boss! I! I haven't said it yet! Henry reluctantly put down the clam shell in his hand that had been added countless times with his tongue, and said in a deep voice, "My name is Henry, I am also from the United States, and I am a football player. ”

That's it? Wang Xiaotie looked at Henry in surprise, did Nima say that to others? "Henry! Have you forgotten something? ”

"No?" Henry, seeing that everyone was looking at him, and thinking that they didn't believe what he was saying, immediately explained, "I'm definitely a rugby player!" Serving in the Cincinnati Tigers, if you don't believe me, you can go and inquire! It's true! I could swear! ”

"Ahem!" Wang Xiaotie almost didn't kneel for this stupid guy, "Henry, I said that everyone should comment on tonight's dinner, remember?" As a last resort, Wang Xiaotie kindly reminded him.

"Dinner? It's OK! It's just tasteless, it's worse than what I ate in the team! Henry clicked his lips, seriously recalled the taste of the dinner just now, and made a very pertinent assessment.

[Haha! The old man said it! There are no absolutes in this world! Young man, you're still too tender! At this point, it looks like your quest reward has gone up in vain! 】

"Shut up!" Wang Xiaotie roared in his heart. Then he got up from the beach and walked towards Henry step by step.

Henry looked at Wang Xiaotie's fierce look, his eyes leaked fiercely, as if he was about to eat people, Rao was a big man who was more than 2 meters tall, and he was also very scared, and involuntarily retreated.

"Boss, you~you~ what are you going to do?" Henry's voice trembled a little.

"Lao Tzu just said that I don't like to listen to criticism very much, right? Didn't you hear that? Wang Xiaotie stiffened his neck, staring at Henry, who was a head and a half taller than him, with his face up.

"I~ I didn't criticize! I'll tell you the truth! Henry was very aggrieved, he really didn't criticize Wang Xiaotie for making it delicious.

"If it's not delicious, why do you still eat it? Good! Henry, since you think that Lao Tzu's cooking is not delicious, then from today onwards, you will find your own food, and what Lao Tzu finds in the future will not have your share! "Wang Xiaotie is really going crazy! Nima, I didn't expect it to end up in the hands of a person who shouldn't be carried, yes, Lao Tzu even gave him his only after-dinner dessert just now, Nima! I'm all wronged for that crab!

"Don't! Top dog! I was wrong! When Henry heard Wang Xiaotie's decision, as if the end of the world was coming, he didn't care about the image, and went directly to the beach and hugged Wang Xiaotie's thigh, "Boss! I was wrong! Your cooking is delicious! It's better than the Michelin chef's cooking, forgive me! The hoarse broken gong voice, coupled with this big black bull-like man, made people extremely speechless.

Although Henry is stupid, he also understands that as long as he follows Wang Xiaotie, he will not go hungry, if Wang Xiaotie really doesn't care about him, then he will most likely not survive tomorrow.