Chapter 1182 We herd sheep
Good guy, it's really possible that the tough guy is invincible this time, and he actually said such a hot content.
After listening to his performance, many friends were stunned.
What's the matter, what do you mean by talking tough guy, do you want to completely tear up with Li Changlin, even the penguins and 380 dare to say something.
And Fierce Bull and Yili, this is also a big brand, tough guy, do you decide that the other party will not sue you for infringement?
At this moment, many people are very confused, and some can't adapt to the style change of the tough guy's invincible.
And seeing this scene, the invincible heart of the tough guy suddenly sank.
Because he wanted to defeat Li Changlin too much, he came up with such a confrontational method, which could quickly drive everyone's emotions.
It's just that now it seems that the situation is a bit counterproductive!
"After the tough guy invincible performance, please Li Changlin come to the stage." At this time, the mechanical sound of the system sounded.
The tough guy Invincible sighed gloomily and left the podium in frustration.
Then, Li Changlin walked up.
He already knew in his heart that the tough guy Invincible had made an unforgivable mistake just now.
changed his performance style on the battle stage, not to mention ordinary audiences, even his hardcores, all of them voted for support because they failed to react in time, which made the tough guy invincible lose the opportunity to add points again.
In this way, it is equivalent to the tough guy Invincible has not scored support points twice in a row.
This time, as long as Li Changlin performs well, he will be able to defeat the other party in one fell swoop.
So standing on the stage, Li Changlin first exhaled on his body, and then his head was running rapidly.
Soon, he thought of a suitable joke, so he smiled and said, "I found that the brothers on our platform are very simple, in fact, I know that many people are just embarrassed to say that Li Changlin is an SB." ”
"When you are young, if you love, don't say forever, say cherish."
"TT, we always knew it was a browser, and then we learned that it was the name of something else."
"The quality of the military quilt is really not to say, hiding in the quilt and playing with the mobile phone, there is definitely no signal."
"Each of us is like a clown, playing with five balls."
"The five balls are your work, your health, your family, your friends, and your soul."
"Only one of the five balls is made of rubber, and if you drop it, it will bounce up, and that's work."
"The other four, all made of glass, will shatter if you fall down."
"Because money is like dung, flowers are always stuck in cow dung."
"Men want to lock the zipper of a woman's purse, and a woman wants to lock the zipper of a man's pants."
"A woman's belly is made big by a man, and a man's belly is made big by a Hayworth man!"
"The former is because of love, the latter because of alcohol."
"The purpose of installing mirrors in the bathroom is to let people pee and look in the mirror."
"Crying on the wound, how to sprinkle salt on the wound, in fact, the effect is the same."
"It's the same work, and the leader is called taking the lead; The rich are called entrepreneurs; The people called them part-time workers. ”
"The same is going abroad, and the leader is called an investigation; The rich call it tourism, and the common people call it smuggling. ”
"The same is to speak, the leader is called instructions; The rich are called famous sayings; The people call nonsense. ”
"Sun CCTV demands, and the leader calls opinions; The rich call it a proposal; The people complained. ”
"It's also called a pickle girl, the leader is called a stumbling, and the rich are called baoyang; The people are called **. ”
"After the completion of a major project, there is still some money left."
"So the provincial city convened a standing committee to study that it was used to improve the conditions of primary and secondary schools, and Haihuasi to improve the prison environment."
"Opinions have always been disagreed, and each Standing Committee member has its own reasons and explanations."
"In the end, an old Standing Committee member made up his mind, he said, in this life, do you still have a chance to enter primary and secondary schools?"
Suddenly, there was silence in the conference room, some had to wipe their sweat, some had to bow their heads to drink tea, and they had to look left and right, and some had to look around.
"Subsequently, the Standing Committee members quickly reached a consensus that there was an improvement of the prison environment."
"Those who are drunk are leaders and begging people to do things."
"Those who don't petition are leaders and black households."
"He speaks well, he leads and hosts the show."
"In the event of a disaster, it is the leaders and the lowest wages who must donate."
"The person who had to rush to the scene immediately after the accident occurred was the leader and the ambulance."
"If you join, you can't quit the leadership and the underworld."
"Those who take the newspaper and don't have time to read it are the leaders and the newspaper sellers."
"The provincial lord went to the grassroots level to investigate, and dinner was arranged at the herdsman's house."
"The herders are flattered and overwhelmed."
"After the provincial lord got off the car, he asked the herdsmen to go first, and the herdsmen said excitedly, let's lead the front, we are used to herding sheep, and we are used to walking behind the livestock."
"When eating, the herdsman brought a plate of lamb ribs and put it in front of the provincial lord, the provincial lord said that it was simple, and the herdsman was busy saying that it was fine, it was not worth a few dollars, and it was usually for dogs to gnaw."
"The local officials asked the herdsmen to eat together, and the herdsmen said you should eat first, and I have to feed the donkeys before eating at this time of day!"
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's amazing, my brother."
"Brother Changlin, you are so awesome!"
"That's great!"
Offstage, players from both camps cheered and laughed uncontrollably.
These jokes are not only ridiculous and sarcastic, but also very light-hearted and funny.
Li Changlin bowed slightly and walked off the podium, he naturally scored one more point, which is equivalent to two more points than the tough guy invincible, which can be regarded as winning this battle.
Since the support of the battle table needs to drive the emotions of the spectators of both camps at the same time, there must be a corresponding player in each camp to vote for the score, which must be misunderstood by many people, because they do not feel that the players in the opposing camp will support the other side.
Actually, it has a lot to do with the rules of the battle table.
The audience who votes for support can be rewarded by the system, or props, or virtual game currency, etc., in short, it is a game that is very beneficial to ordinary audience players.
Of course, there are also some restrictions here, such as the members of the legion cannot enter the opponent's camp, otherwise the score will be invalid.
In addition, players below the rank of Major will also have no points and no rewards.
The formulation of this kind of rule can greatly reduce the behavior of brushing points, in short, the battle of the brother platform is still quite fair and just.
"Li Changlin's six points, the tough guy is invincible and gets four points, at this time, Li Changlin wins!"
In the end, the system makes a judgment, which means that the battle is truly over.
(End of chapter)