【Chapter 95】Kicking Durian? (Collect!) Ask for recommendations! )
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Wang Xiaotie instantly understood Gina's intentions, he wanted to make himself truly obedient to her. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Although in the past few days, everyone has seen that Wang Xiaotie always follows behind Captain Gina, Gina has never said anything to the people in the tribe.
It's like Jian's husband's mistress cheating in public, although anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is not a good thing. However, the parties did not take a stand. Wang Xiaotie is the junior who is in a position of neither up nor down, neither famous nor shared, and not popular.
Now Gina asked him to speak on behalf of the representative, that is, to correct Wang Xiaotie, the junior in disguise. Since then, Wang Xiaotie has been on the rise, and he has officially become a dogleg and a fart recognized by Captain Gina.
Lao Tzu is a slave, what is it with a fart? In this society, if you can't bear it, if you don't hug your thighs, then wait to be trampled to death by others!
Wang Xiaotie has a very open view of this matter, whether it is a little white face or a dog's leg, in short, everything is to live, and only those who live to the end will be qualified to stand up and show off.
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"The two sides played against the tribes, and the players were selected, and 11 people from each tribe played, and the rest were all substitutes. There is no limit to the number of player changes in the game, and the rest of the rules are the same as in real football. ”
The Earl was still like that, and began to announce the rules of the game regardless of the image. Is the match just a game of football? Wang Xiaotie despised his high-spirited posture very much, since the national football team was hopeless, most Chinese people have left this sport behind, and gradually no one cares.
Take Wang Xiaotie as an example, since he knew about the action blockbuster of the island country, he has never paid attention to the World Cup. But the most basic rules of football are still understood, after all, when I was in school, football was still regarded as a more important group sport in physical education class, and the big guys were very happy to play at that time.
When Wang Xiaotie announced the good news on behalf of Gina, before everyone could express their excitement, they were teleported to the air higher than the football field by Lord Earl.
Rows of ornate seats suddenly appear in the air, and next to each seat, there is a small table filled with hearty food.
"I'm rubbing! Is this Nima really fake? How do I feel that we are not surviving in the wilderness, but in paradise? ”
Wang Xiaotie is not calm again, such a tall way of dining and watching the game, not to mention everyone present, even the president of the United States, it is impossible to have such treatment.
As a faithful dogleg, Wang Xiaotie sat down with Gina with peace of mind, picked up the goblet on the table, poured a glass of juice, and handed it to Gina.
Gina was not polite and took it casually.
"Is it really for us to play football on this sky? It seems creative, but I don't think it has anything to do with surviving in the wilderness, right? ”
While drinking juice and eating pastries, Wang Xiaotie always felt restless, as if something terrible was about to happen.
"That's it! Dear audience from the Tiger Tribe, the show will start soon, where is your applause? ”
......The audience was boiling, and more than 40 people were drumming up the momentum of hundreds of spectators. Everyone puffed out their cheeks, held their strength, clapped their hands vigorously, and the applause continued endlessly, wave after wave.
is so hard-working, mainly because he is afraid of the power of this earl, and the other is a cannibal with a short mouth, so he always has to show something, anyway, it's just applause, it's no big deal.
The Earl was also satisfied with the cooperation of the Tiger Tribe, turned around, and looked at the four teams not far below, ready to go.
"Isn't it strange why there is only a football stadium and not a football field? Don't worry, the football will be given to you in a while, and now the players on the field will all take off their shoes and socks, and only barefoot will be allowed during the game. ”
Everyone didn't understand what the Earl had told them to take off their shoes, but no one dared to ask, and no one dared to resist, so they could only do it obediently.
"Since you're all the elite among the survivors, you should be familiar with this thing, right?"
The Earl suddenly conjured a large, round, yellow fruit from his hand. With a face full of ostentation, he continued: "That's right! It's the football you're playing today. ”
"Poof~" Wang Xiaotie squirted out all the drinks in one gulp, and even his nose and eyes were full of juice.
Wang Xiaotie didn't know if the others could see the football clearly, but he recognized what it was.
If Wang Xiaotie is right, it is the overlord of the fruit industry, known as the leader of the scales: durian.
The dense little spikes all over his body looked terrified, and it was thanks to the earl that he came up with the idea of replacing this thing with a football.
Wang Xiaotie looked at the extra-large durian in the earl's hand, and then looked at the group of barefoot big men in the field, and silently read in his heart: Friends, go all the way!
"The game is won by one point, and the team that gets the first point wins. The failed tribe is randomly selected by me and eliminated from this dungeon. By the way, I would like to remind you that even if you play with all your strength, don't worry about whether this football will break. ”
After the Earl finished speaking, he took out another one of the same durians and threw it directly. The durian landed very precisely in the middle of the two courts.
"Game on!"
It was only then that the players really understood what the football they were playing was.
They looked at each other all of a sudden, not knowing what to do.
Kicking durian barefoot? How does this get down? Also, a football-sized durian weighs at least more than 30 kilograms, right? Even if someone dares to kick, it's a question of whether they can kick it.
What kind of football game is this? Where will there be such a football match?
For a moment, the whole venue seemed to be still, and no one moved. The round durian lay quietly in the middle of the court, waiting for the fierce competition between the two sides.
It's cold.
Wang Xiaotie suddenly felt a chill coming from his body, just like the cold wind of the cold winter moon, and when he raised his eyes, the earl, who was still proud just now, had a gloomy face at this time, and his eyes flashed with strong dissatisfaction.
"I'm counting to three, and if you don't play, all the players on the pitch will be eliminated. Your clan continues to pick players to play! ”
The Earl's tone changed, a little less interested, a little more impatient.
Finally, a sturdy black man took a step, came to the durian, closed his eyes, and kicked it directly.
"Ah~~~"
The earth-shattering screams echoed in everyone's ears, and the durian football only rolled a few centimeters away.