Once upon a time, there was a ...... Well, there is a monkey who stole the anti-boredom artifact used by the Sea Dragon Lady from the East China Sea Dragon Palace-Ruyi Ruyi Stick!

[Bing Miao: Why do I suddenly have a bad premonition...... After this story is written, can it be broadcast? 】

[Author: Neng...... Right? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Write it, it's really important, and the general police don't bother to go to Siberia to arrest you. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info】

[Author: Hmph, that is, I am an orthodox ice saint warrior, and I have a lot of strength-]

[Yuwen Xiuce: If you catch it, you can't close the number, you still have to send it back to the mental hospital, it is a waste of manpower and material resources and it is not considered a case solving rate, and the police are not stupid, who will do this kind of loss-making business! ] 】

[Author: ......]

Ahem, let's move on to the story. Anyway -

The monkey not only stole the wishful wishes of the sea and air mother, but also made a mess of the mother's entertainment room. What Trojans, ropes, dripping wax, leather whips...... Countless damages!

After many years, the resentment of the sea dragon Niangniang not only did not dissipate in the slightest, but accumulated deeper and deeper, almost reaching the point of causing a tsunami natural disaster. Now, this sea area is shrouded in crisis, fishermen dare not go to sea, life is hungry and cold, and not only that, but even the sea tribe itself has to suffer from the moody temper of the sea dragon mother every day......

NPC even showed the memorial belt performance for a long time, and Yuwen Xiuce summed it up, which is nothing more than six words - the little female dragon is in heat......

Estrus......

If you're in heat, you're a match!

If you can't do it again, you're going to find a stick?! This has been hanging in the air, an empty window is thousands of years, and now the East Bay has not been flooded by the sea, even if people are amazing!

NPC said in the end, and finally got to the point, which is nothing more than hoping that the righteous and good boy White Yasha classmates will be righteous and brave. Defeat the trace of divine thought left by the monkey back then, so as to dissipate the anger of the sea dragon lady.

Yuwen Xiuce shook his head sadly, is this emotional intelligence still confused?

Is your mother angry? Be...... Ahem, what about your dragon king? It's just a matter of going out to play once in a while, and if you don't go home for so long to pay the public grain, it's going to be a rebellion!

But someone thought about it and forgot it. What do you have to do with this kind of unintelligent NPC? Kill the monkey, kill the monkey, anyway, the master plays this game, and he is destined to be unable to get along with the monkey......

The plot slowly came to an end, and while exiting the cutscene, Yuwen Xiuce also regained control of the character. The corner of his eye swept over the surrounding sea, and the figure of the target boss demon monkey was showing little by little, and the NPC, who had just been calmly telling stories, was squatting in a pit posture at this time, and took an ultra-low horse step. I used to diarrhea...... Uh, the solution...... is gathering a trace of breath left by the other party a few years ago, and restoring a bit of the demeanor of the demon monkey as much as possible.

I say...... You're just going through the motions of an NPC, do you want to push so hard......

It's okay to summon a demon monkey, but if you summon any by-products, driven by the reaction force, you can't go straight into the sky!

Do you want to learn from big trees?!

[Author's Jun (ultra-low horse step): Clouds! Horizon! I'm coming-]

I decisively dropped two drops of chili oil and regained my eyesight.

The demon monkey boss in front of him is not ready yet. But Yuwen Xiuce keenly noticed that something was wrong.

Alas, I really don't know whether to live or die. When I am a vegetarian?

Not having a name and nickname on the head, although it is convenient to pull hatred and pretend to be forced, sometimes it is not conducive to deterring Xiaoxiao. Yuwen Xiuce shook his head with a smile, waiting for the phantom of the demon monkey in front of him to gradually solidify, ready to enter the battle.

I have to say that the shape of the demon monkey is still quite handsome. A suit of armor and robes is shining with gold, the purple gold glazed crown with the red shawl is particularly arrogant and handsome, and the most classic is still the supreme symbol that belongs to the fighting god - two long dull hairs!

Belch...... Well, in some places, those two dull hairs are also called the tail feathers of the white-crowned pheasant......

In fact, the author feels that it is all the same thing. There is not much difference. Anyone who is superior in force but has a poor IQ will have such hair on the top of his head...... For example, Monkey King, for example, the God of War Lu Bu, for example, a bunch of two-dimensional cute things......

But you are dressed so handsomely, you have been the object of my coveting since you were a child! After so many years, I have been praying non-stop, hoping that God can arrange for me to meet you one day, so that I can ...... So that I can ...... I'm going to beat you up!

With a raging anger burning in his eyes, Yuwen Xiuce stood in front of the demon monkey, pulling out his posture, his body was like a full bow, ready to go. After so many years of resentment, all condensed on the big sword raised above his head, just waiting for the moment when the opponent became an attackable state, he gave him a thunderous blow.

After the condensation of the demon monkey entity was completed, he roared directly in the current channel, and the voice was extremely poignant, urging people to pee......

Yuwen Xiuce was shocked, could it be that there is something hidden here? The Dragon King of the East China Sea has not returned home for a long time, could it be that you have taken a green hat?! But looking at your painful appearance, don't tell me that you forcibly endured the huge gap between races and unsubtly ruled the little female dragon for the sake of that wishful wishful stick?! You mountain people are so good at playing!

Although Yuwen Xiuce's thoughts were wild, they did not affect the movements in his hands, and a heavy slash of the charging max slashed hard at the head of the demon monkey.

“-101”

Yuwen Xiuce wanted to communicate with the host of the previous generation and even the eighteenth generation of the system on the spot......

It's a big joke! Did you come to arrange for me to smash the demon monkey? Why don't I look like it...... You...... You...... It's a rescuer invited by the monkeys, right?!

The first attack only hit a fraction of the usual one, and Yuwen Xiuce felt that it must be that the posture just now was not quite right, so he adjusted his sitting posture and prepared to make another shot.

[Author: Does the wrong posture mean that you are sitting? Let's change the position of the character! You're sitting in front of the computer and writhing around, and there's a! And even if the characters in the game can really sense that you have changed your posture, they will definitely kill themselves immediately in shame, Soul Light! 】

Yuwen Xiuce was as good as a stream, so he made the White Yaksha change his angle, aimed at the biggest weakness of the enemy race, the monkey tail, and shouted: "Cacatel, suffer death!" ”

[Author: Why are you using this kind of age-revealing stalk, I'm really messing with you! ] Young people who haven't read the book review area say they can't understand it?! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: It's normal for others to not understand the book you wrote......]

[Author-Jun (secretly happy): Is it obvious that I have high intelligence~]

[Yuwen Xiuce: ...... It's obvious that you're sick! 】

[Author:...... The world laughs at me for being crazy, I laugh at the world for not being able to see through it, high IQ, high IQ, can't see through, can't see through! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce (applauding desperately): This IQ ...... Must not see through! Please give me an electron microscope to help me find your brain! (To be continued.) )