Chapter 450: The Essence of Negotiation Is Talking Fart!
At this moment, Xiaoqing, who had been reconciled for a chapter, ran out again and said mysteriously: "Are you talking about iron ore?" I just received the news, Yunnan Net reported on June 6 that on the evening of June 1, a strong light illuminated the night sky of Jinghong, Yunnan, and then the villagers of a village in Xishuangbanna were awakened by a loud noise. ”
Wang Qiang was shocked: "Meteorite? I heard that it is very valuable, 1 gram is tens of thousands of yuan, and it is dozens of times higher than the price of gold in the market! ”
Xiaoqing said with a smile: "When they sent out the news, the circle of friends said so, and now they are all on the Yunnan network, and they have been reprinted on various networks, and the price of purchasing meteorite is also rising, and the price is 4 million, and now the whole village is full of people looking for stones!" ”
Jiang Gan shook his head and sighed: "How ridiculous! ”
Xiaoqing said with a smile: "But in the past two days, things have reversed again, no one has made an offer, and the villager who picked up the stone has been guarding the stone all day long and preparing to sell the goods, but no one has come to the door, and he is struggling with whether to plant or not." ”
Wang Qiang couldn't cry or laugh: "It's a pity that this is not a different world where extraterrestrial meteorite can greatly strengthen weapons, who will buy stones for 4 million?" ”
Su Su smiled: "Really? ”
Wang Qiang was surprised: "Does anyone buy it?" ”
Su Su smiled: "Someone must buy it, but it won't be such an outrageous price." As a big player, has Brother Qiang encountered a situation where a new player has taken shit to dig up a treasure and find a strange thing to live in? ”
Wang Qiang suddenly understood: "Routine! Brother first sent a trumpet, and locked it at a sky-high price of 4 million, so that no one else could rob it with his brother, and then dragged it on the grounds of raising money, and dragged it until no one paid attention to it, and dragged it until he ran out of patience and thought he was being tricked, and then my brother slowly talked to him on the tuba! ”
Su Su laughed: "What a procrastination trick, Brother Qiang really knows how to play!" ”
Wang Qiang shook his head and smiled: "Little trick, the game is played too much, and it is a big player." ”
Jiang Gan said with a smile: "My lord, don't be humble, they all say that if you cook a small fresh food in a big country, you may not be able to govern a big country if you cook a small fresh." ”
Wang Qiang was happy: "I'm embarrassed to say this." ”
Jiang Gan said with a smile: "Then the lord knows, what are the most common methods used by China to encounter major problems in recent years, such as the Cao nuclear and Iranian nuclear issues in the East China Sea and the Taiwan Strait?" ”
Wang Qiang was a little confused: "Didn't you say that the two-core problem is China's hidden routine?" What kind of problem is this? ”
Su Su smiled: "The more routines you have, the more you can't let the other party see through them, so the more problematic it is!" ”
Jiang Gan sighed with emotion: "The method is negotiation!" As long as something happens, China will certainly call on all parties at the United Nations to calm down, and all parties will sit down and have a good talk, and neither the use of force nor the threat of force will solve the problem......"
Wang Qiang squirted: "Yes, yes, yes, it seems that this is the Chinese peacemaker mantra!" Actually, the goths are annoyed by this, if the negotiation is useful, then it has to-"
Wang Qiang suddenly realized: "Is it - dragging?" ”
Jiang Gan smiled: "Exactly! What is the use of negotiations? Drag out the time, negotiate once and toss for a year and a few months, if you can't negotiate, don't move a step, keep the situation before the negotiation, and then everyone calm down and continue to talk! So the Six-Party Talks are useful? If the interests are not aligned, how can it be negotiated? Been talking about it for a few years? Talk! What kind of name can be negotiated between the East China Sea and the Communist Party in the negotiations? I can't talk about a fart, it's still a drag! What China needs is time for development, and it is a matter of time before China's size and system surpass all countries in the world, as long as negotiations drag on any unstable situation! Just drag it out for ten or twenty years! ”
Wang Qiang was happy: "I see! ”
Jiang Gan smiled: "On the contrary, the United States has been laying out for decades, and what it is most afraid of is dragging!" But if the United States does not negotiate, it will be condemned by the whole world as unreasonable, and the United States still has the illusion of surrendering through strong negotiations without a fight, so looking at the situation for many years, the lord will find an interesting phenomenon - when something happens, China immediately exerts the appeal of the five permanent members to shout that all parties are calm, the world is harmonious, and there are problems to be resolved through negotiation! ”
Wang Qiang smiled: "This broken sentence sounds cocooned to the ears of all parties, right?" ”
Jiang Gan smiled: "All parties are also used to China's nonsense, and they were disdainful at first!" But somehow, the parties finally sat down at the negotiating table and slowly talked! ”
Wang Qiang was shocked: "What's going on?" ”
Jiang Gan smiled: "Maybe it's the habit of being tossed by China!" ”
Su Su smiled: "That is, it has been invisibly led by China for a long time. Look at Japan, it is obvious that it has been brought into the brain by the rhythm of China's years of negotiations in the East China Sea, and he actually went to negotiate with Russia on the return of the territory of the four northern islands, and Putin directly sprayed back two famous words, and these two *** quotations have increased his fans a lot! ”
Wang Qiang was surprised: "Which two sentences? ”
Su Su sighed: "Although the land of Russia is large, not an inch of land is superfluous. There is only war on the territorial issue, there is no negotiation! ”
Wang Qiang realized: "I'll go to it, it's really exciting, I can't even think about it!" ”
Jiang Gan sneered: "The result is that Russia has become weaker and weaker in the blood of the past ten years, and it has almost been dismembered again?" In fact, the Sino-Russian border was also negotiated in 1999, so what could not be negotiated? The land is dead, people and capital are alive, and the United States is shouting that it will not occupy other people's land, but capital has firmly controlled it into a puppet, so why should it occupy land? ”
Su Su smiled: "So *** has turned a corner, since Japan wants to talk, then hang Japan's appetite." ”
Jiang Gan smiled: "That's also a lot of growth after years of mixing with China." ”
Wang Qiang sighed: "Brother also feels that he has grown a lot!" It turns out that the beauty of negotiation is to talk about fart. Nothing can be discussed! ”
Speaking of himself, Wang Qiang suddenly asked: "What about this Sino-US trade negotiation?" ”
Everyone laughed and said: "Then drag it out, see if the United States drags it out?" ”
Wang Qiang said with a smile: "Yes, if it drags on for a few years, a large number of China's 055 and J20 hypersonic vehicles have come out, and the United States will talk about it even more at that time." ”