Chapter 6: The absurd and ridiculous ninja world
Xiao Ming believes that the ninja's way of survival is an extremely twisted way, a way that does not follow logic.
Why?
Ninjas wield absolute power, in other words, ninjas are at the top of the food chain in the ninja world.
And as powerless civilians, they should be enslaved by ninjas, yes, enslaved. It's like in a fantasy novel, where the strong enslave the weak, and the strong are respected.
Isn't it true that Darwin's theory of evolution has been proven? Natural selection, survival of the fittest, isn't the fittest the strong of the times?
There is nothing wrong with the strong enslaving the weak! In the biological system, isn't it all about the strong enslaving the weak!
Let's see how ninjas survive.
Ninjas are not engaged in production, and they are not robbed of houses, but only to do tasks! That's right, it's about doing the task! Survive in this absurd way to the extreme. Even in the original book, Sha Ren was actually ready to lay off employees because of lack of materials!
Layoffs due to lack of supplies. It shows that Sha Ren has reached the point of starvation and can no longer make ends meet, how absurd and illogical this is.
The ninjas in the ninja world are really good in Xiao Ming's opinion, with a high degree of professional accomplishment, and all financial resources come from doing tasks, and the object of doing tasks is the non-ninja group.
What should I do if I didn't have enough tasks during the Warring States period?
There are not enough quests to get paid to survive. In order to survive, the clan group of ninjas waged war against other clans, eliminated other clans, captured more quest sources, and at the same time proved the strength of their clan, and 'flexed their muscles' to which quest sources.
And the ninja village era is not enough tasks?
The Great Ninja World War, that's right, is the Great Ninja World War, defeat the enemy village, get more quest sources, and prove the strength of your ninja village.
It seems to be fine, but in fact, it is absurd and ridiculous.
Sacrificing a lot of lives and causing countless hatred and sorrow is just to get more sources of quests and thus enough supplies to survive. However, in the face of the non-ninja group like weak chickens, ninjas with professional ethics do not hold up butcher knives, do not take by force, and still adhere to their professional ethics.
Ninjas actually survive in the ninja world in such an absurd way.
It's like the African savannah lions don't catch antelopes for food. So how did they survive? The lion is waiting for the opportunity to serve as a bodyguard for the antelope, waiting for the hyena and leopard to catch the antelope, and the antelope comes to the lion to escort it, and then obtain the supplies for survival.
Anyway, lions starve to death and don't catch antelopes. What if there is no task?
Let's fight the other lions! And then you live or die. I'm dead, there's nothing to say; What if alive?
Presumably, a living lion pack would have thought something like, "Hey! Antelope uncles have seen it! We lions are the most powerful, so if you have any tasks, just look for us! Guarantee the quality first, the price is fair. ”
Conduct a logical reasoning, which also knows that this kind of situation cannot exist, but the ninja in the ninja world is born in this absurd way.
Even those traitorous and wandering ninjas who are regarded as morally degraded and misguided, their financial resources actually rely on doing tasks, rather than being bandits.
Obviously, if you don't cut off a finger, you can poke Cardo to death, and then seize his property, and live a happy and harmonious life with Shiro from now on. But in order to survive, he went to work as a thug for Cardo, and then hung up.
That's how ninjas behave! Even if I'm a traitor that everyone shouts at, I'll abide by the ninja work ethic...
Do the task!!
"I can't figure it out! Can't figure it out! Xiao Ming shook his head, "Could it be that the professional ethics of the neon people are so strong!?" ”
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"If you want peace, only the ninjas of the major clans can put aside their hatred, shake hands and make peace, and worship their sons to become brothers." Faced with the doubts of the good friends and pillars, Madara Uchiha gave his own opinion.
"That's right!" Madara's remarks instantly gave Pillar a feeling of seeing through the clouds: "Yes! As long as the major clans put aside their hatred, shake hands and make peace, and worship their sons as brothers, then peace will come. ”
"And then here." Standing on the Hokage Rock in the afterlife, he pointed to the forest below, and gestured, "Build a big village and protect our younger brother well." Then build a school so that the child can receive a formal education. Then level the tasks and let your companions pick the ones that suit them! ”
"Hemp eggs! It's a mission again, you've had a lot of games! Xiao Ming complained in his heart, and he couldn't help but complain about the ninja's task complex, "Idiot! You are so naïve! ”
Xiao Ming, who suddenly appeared, hit the pillars mercilessly. In fact, it turned out that the establishment of a ninja village between the pillars was not successful, but only turned the contradiction between clans into a contradiction between villages and between villages and clans.
Tragic heroes such as Itachi God and even conflicts between clans and villages followed, and even after more than a hundred years, there was still a group of people in the Land of Water trying to provoke war again.
Ninjas are a pack of bloodthirsty wolves, and no matter where they are, they can never change their bloodthirsty nature.
Because the wolf travels thousands of miles, it wants to eat meat!
"Bastard Xiao Ming!" Zhu Jian pointed to Xiao Ming, who suddenly appeared, and shouted loudly, "Idiot! A sucker! Where is the naivety of my great idea? ”
"You are really naïve between the pillars!" The madarajin on the side mended the knife, "I'm just talking casually, do you really think that in this era when even friends dare not tell each other's surnames, enemies and enemies can let go of hatred, shake hands and make peace, and then worship the son as a brother?" ”
"Sure enough." The pillars were full of black lines, and he squatted on the ground in frustration and whispered, "Am I naïve?" ”
"Hey! Feed! I really can't stand you, when will you be able to change this problem? Looking at the depressed appearance of the pillars, Madara held his forehead and said helplessly.
"Stupid." Pillar suddenly jumped up, pointed at Madara and said, "How can I give up my dream so easily?" I must build a village to protect my brother and my people, and I will definitely be able to do it!" ”
"Trust me!" Juma looked at Bambi seriously and said, "As long as we work hard, we will definitely be able to build a big village and protect our younger brother." ”
"Brother!" As soon as he talked about his brother, Madara's eyes began to become firm, "Hmm! I must protect my brother. ”
"Two brothers." Xiao Ming was no longer able to complain, "Why isn't it my sister?" Younger sister? Brother? Why do you just want to protect your brother? ”
Regarding Kishimoto's brother-in-law complex, the majority of fire fans said that the stupid hairy spit energy has been full.
"Hmmm! We can definitely protect our little brother. The two younger brothers glanced at each other, and a spark of love erupted in their viewpoint, nodded, and looked ahead with firm eyes.
"Actually, the way to peace is very simple!" Xiao Ming's faint voice came from the side: "As long as the water escapes to water the ground, the soil escapes to build roads, the wind escapes to drive the boat, the fire escapes to burn bricks, and the thunder escapes to generate electricity, there can be peace."
"Nani?"