【Chapter 148】Deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors
"This time, the master came over, in fact, he came to teach you a spell of the immortal family, and before he could land, he was interrupted by you bastard, and now I think about the benefits? But the master is too old, his memory is not good, and he forgot what to do? ”
picked up an apprentice for no reason, and a cheap apprentice with an extraordinary background, the god of food suddenly felt in a good mood, and naturally made a rare joke with Wang Xiaotie. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Don't! Master! Master, your old man is a great immortal in the heavenly realm, immortal blessings are eternal, and longevity and Tianqi are characters, how can you be embarrassed to deduct the benefits of your disciples? ”
Seeing that Wang Xiaotie was about to hug his thighs again, the God of Food immediately laid a barrier in front of him to prevent this kid from wiping his snot and tears on his pants again.
Wang Xiaotie stretched out his hand to hug it, and found that there seemed to be an invisible wall between himself and the God of Food's thighs, blocking his action of hugging his thighs again. Then he immediately raised his head and looked at the fat man in front of him pitifully with those eyes full of grievances.
"I can't stand you, this is your reward!"
The God of Food was really a little afraid of this sticky boy, reached out a little on his head, and passed a talisman into Wang Xiaotie's sea of knowledge.
"Remember, this is a spell of the immortal family, it is the unique spell of the famous head of the eight immortals, although it does not require immortal power to cast, but there are many taboos, the master has imprinted all the precautions in your mind, you have to remember, do not use it indiscriminately, otherwise the master will not be able to protect you."
The god of food did not tell Wang Xiaotie, in fact, this rune is just a kind of Dao method used by the eight immortals in the mortal world, and he can obtain this spell at a banquet of the Eight Immortals, and the immortal peach birthday banquet he made has won the affirmation of the head of the eight immortals: Tie Guan Li, and it is just a reward for himself.
Wang Xiaotie suddenly felt his head sink, and then a large amount of knowledge poured in, and he involuntarily closed his eyes, quieted down, and experienced the method of this spell.
[Talisman of Concealing the Sky and Crossing the Sea]: A Taoist talisman drawn from the blood of a boy and a girl, fused with it, this talisman is attached to any dead thing, and this object can be turned into nothingness, stored in one's own divine consciousness, hidden from the ears and eyes of the heavens and gods, and turned into oneself.
Taboo: Every time you use this spell, you need to consume three years of yang life, and you can't reuse it within three years.
Wang Xiaotie finished reading all the annotations and drawings of this charm, and then opened his eyes and stared at the big fat man in front of him, his eyes seemed to be mixed with a little anger in addition to grievances.
"Master, are you sure that I am your own apprentice? If you don't want to give a meeting gift, you can't fool the apprentice with this kind of thing, right? What's the use of this thing? There is no apprentice for the three-year Yangshou now! Not to mention three years, now your apprentice can have a three-week yang life, thank God! ”
Facing Wang Xiaotie's questioning, the God of Food couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, but as an immortal, he really didn't have any magic weapons or spells in his hands that could be used by mortals. This is the one that I discovered by accident, and I wanted to use it to envelop this kid's favor, so that he could live a more exciting life, so that he could have more fun in the heavenly realm.
"I'll give you a little mana in a moment, so you can use this spell once without any cost. But then, it's up to you! Let me tell you the truth, boy, you are not in the realm under the jurisdiction of Huaxia now, but in a game built by a great power in the West, and you can't interfere as a teacher, which will cause a conflict between the Eastern and Western worlds. So don't take this as an example! ”
After the God of Food finished speaking, he gave Wang Xiaotie a little immortal power again.
"Go for it! Wait for the teacher to find out if there is anything you can use in the fairy world, and then I will use the task to issue it to you. It's not too early, it's time to go back as a teacher, and if you stay any longer, it is estimated that you will be noticed by the Western immortals. If there is anything, you can send a message to the teacher through the food box in your body. ”
After the God of Food finished speaking, his figure suddenly faded, and then disappeared into this heaven and earth.
"Hey~ Where is the master running? Wait~ There's another request for the apprentice! ”
Wang Xiaotie hadn't yet arrived at the meeting ceremony, so he hurriedly shouted loudly, but the person had already disappeared.
"This cunning master! Broken! How do I get out? ”
This question didn't bother Wang Xiaotie for long, the place he was in now began to fade slowly, just like when the God of Food disappeared, and soon after, he inexplicably returned to the same place again, and the jade in his hand suddenly turned into powder, was blown by the wind, and scattered in the vast night.
In fact, at the last moment, he wanted to ask this cheap master to help him lift Alice's curse, but who knew that the fat man was running so fast that he didn't have time to say it! Of course, there were also greeting and apprenticeship ceremonies, but in the end, they didn't come, which was a failure!
Picking up the Hundred Beasts Magic Book, Wang Xiaotie's eyes rolled, "Hehe! I wonder if if I declare allegiance to that Osiris now, I wonder if my cheap master will know? Is it possible to go to the divine realm of Egypt and fight with Osiris? ”
This Wang Xiaotie has not been apprenticed for a few minutes, and now he wants to do something to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, such a person is definitely the best in this world, and it is also an extremely rare special breed.
Taking advantage of the fact that the blood on his fingertips was not dry, Wang Xiaotie immediately smeared the blood on the big black book, and then pretended to look up to the sky piously and said: "I! Wang Xiaotie, the apprentice of the god of food in the Huaxia Immortal Realm, now swears allegiance to the great god Osiris, I hope you will let me use this Hundred Beasts Magic Book, thank you for your support! ”
The blood penetrated along the pattern on the surface of the Hundred Beasts Magic Book, and then the original big book actually broke away from Wang Xiaotie's hands, flew into the air, and then opened it by itself, emitting a red light between the pages, which looked quite bloody.
Wang Xiaotie didn't know that the god of food, who was cutting vegetables in a kitchen in the fairy world at the moment, almost didn't cut off his fingers when he saw this.
Now he can't wait to fly directly to Wang Xiaotie's side, and then kick him a few times. I just told him that I can't interfere too much in the affairs of the West, and this hateful boy actually came to this show.
This is not to blame the God of Food Immortal for being angry, in fact, from the very beginning, when Satan sealed the food box of the God of Food in Wang Xiaotie's body, the God of Food naturally became Wang Xiaotie's rightful master, because the food box was his thing. Now his relationship with Wang Xiaotie is only a little closer.
But this kid is swearing allegiance to other gods at this moment, especially a Western god. This is the disguised cause of the conflict and contradiction between his god of food and the gods of the West. This is a big no-no.