【Chapter 18】It's been too long to grow hair!

Wang Xiaotie didn't know how he fell asleep, anyway, he was completely frightened by Nancy Windsor's sleepy-eyed eyes, and then his body completely froze like a puppet, maintaining the figure that had just been lying down, and he didn't dare to move until he fell asleep. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

This can be said to be the most solid sleep Wang Xiaotie has slept since he landed on the island, and it is also the most adequate sleep at night. When I woke up, I found that there was no one in the entire camp. Everyone got up.

Look at your pirated Apple watch, the time is 8:42, the whole point is lazy at home and sleep soundly, although I still want to find a comfortable position to go back to sleep, I thought about it, or reluctantly climbed up.

Rubbing his right arm, which was somewhat numb by himself, he got out of the camp. Everyone was chatting and enjoying the early morning sun. After seeing Wang Xiaotie, the captain, come out, they all said hello.

"Morning, King!" ……

Henry climbed to Wang Xiaotie's side in two or three steps, "Boss, what are you going to do today?" Still looking for treasure? ”

Wang Xiaotie, who was drinking water, was almost choked to death by Henry's question, gave him a dead look, turned around, and drank the water in the shell bowl.

Seeing that everyone came over, Wang Xiaotie thought about it and assigned today's task. Truth be told, this island is truly a paradise for survivors. Not only are there abundant products, but there are no dangerous large animals that have been found until now.

Coupled with the fact that he has now found drinkable fresh water and the camp has been built enough to shelter from the wind and rain, Wang Xiaotie feels that if there is no pursuit, this state is enough for 12 people to survive for a month.

But Wang Xiaotie was not satisfied, with such an excellent environment, why didn't he make his life more comfortable? What's more, he is indeed obsessed with the inexplicable pleasure of commanding his subordinates.

"I'm glad to announce that our lives are basically satisfied at this time. However, we all come from all over the world, and we finally get together, and I hope that I can use my knowledge to make our short time together even more wonderful. Wang Xiaotie found a feeling of a leader's speech again, and simply planned to sweat and say it quickly.

"Thank you for your trust in the past few days, I, Wang Xiaotie, am very grateful to everyone. If it weren't for the support and help of each and every one of you, it wouldn't be like this now. It was also our joint efforts and solidarity that allowed us to stay peacefully on this strange desert island for 4 days. ”

"Alright, that's all for sensationalism." Wang Xiaotie's tone changed suddenly, because he was a little embarrassed to find that these foreigners didn't seem to eat their own bewitchment, and they didn't even shed tears, and began to reluctantly assign tasks.

"Today the men will dive into the sea and try to catch fish, and I will leave the fishing tools to you how to make them. If you don't know how to dive, make a rain shelter for the stored firewood, and if it gets wet in the rain, you have to make a new fire. By the way, build one on top of our campfire. ”

"Windsor and Eva (another girl, Dick Eva) went with me to the water source, while Laura and Akalina stayed at home to watch the fire. As soon as there is any danger, we shout for help, and we will rush back as soon as we hear it. ”

Traveling alone with two girls, it would be nonsense to say that he had no idea, but according to Wang Xiaotie's character, after all, it was just a matter of thinking. In fact, he wanted to take Laura alone in his heart, after getting along for a few days, Wang Xiaotie found that this girl was a little shy of an oriental woman, and there was a wound on her foot, which made it more convenient for her to show her animal form.

"I'm bringing you here to familiarize yourself with the route to get water." This is the official reason why Wang Xiaotie gave two foreign beauties. As for the idea of creating an opportunity to be alone with a woman and waiting for the dream to be reversed, there is absolutely no such thing! Wang Xiaotie could point to the sweet potato that was eaten last night and swear again.

The road was very peaceful, and not even a poisonous snake spider was found, which somewhat disappointed Wang Xiaotie, who was walking in front and observing the surroundings. You must know that small animals such as rats and snakes can be artifacts that enhance the relationship between men and women! This is the knowledge that Wang Xiaotie has read all the cheats on the pickled girls.

How I hope that two plump and elastic bodies will be thrown into my arms on the street, and I will exclaim loudly, "I'm afraid!" I'm afraid! Then he could show his might and comforted them while touching something he shouldn't.

The highest level of otaku is fantasy and YY! Why didn't Tiangong be beautiful, and didn't reach a consensus with Wang Xiaotie, who was full of belly, to achieve the daydream in his mind. In the end, it's still a wisp of foam.

When Wang Xiaotie saw the artwork he had carefully made yesterday, the faint disappointment dissipated in an instant. It's a long time coming, so why rush it.

I carefully uncovered the leaves and touched the edge of the clay pot, and found that after a day of sun drying and air drying, it was basically set. Bang Bang's hard touch told Wang Xiaotie that if nothing else, he could open the furnace for alchemy today, no! It's a kiln to make pottery!

The grate was placed on a pit half a meter deep, and then Wang Xiaotie began to build a square furnace with mud around the grate. Above the grate is where you can fire your artwork, and the pit below is used to add firewood.

With the help of two beautiful women, it only took half an hour for this simple earthen kiln to be ready. Of course, saying that it is an earthen kiln is definitely an insult to the hard work of the ancestors, but Wang Xiaotie really did not plan to make an earthen kiln. As long as you can make do, you'll be satisfied.

Filling the pit with the firewood prepared yesterday, Wang Xiaotie took out the fire from the coconut shell, lit it easily with some hay, and carefully moved it into the pit.

The next time is extremely boring waiting, and he has to add firewood to it from time to time, which is why Wang Xiaotie dragged the two women with him.

At the very least, you can chat and pass the time. Gentlemen? I'll go! That stupid man is willing to fart and chat with two old men? Belch! Except for those who like to engage in base!

Wang Xiaotie searched his brains and poured out all the jokes he saw on the Internet, winning the beautiful picture of rippling waves in front of him.

The beginning of the joke goes like this:

"The hen complains to the bull: it's so unfair that humans let me lay more eggs, but I have a family plan! The old bull said, "Are you a fart?" People all over the world drink my wife's milk, who calls me daddy? ”

Seeing that the two beauties did not look bored, but leaned back and smiled together, Wang Xiaotie began to gradually deepen the level:

"A child found a body by the river, so he called the police and said: A person by the river was killed, two large bags were swollen on his chest, a big knife was cut between his legs, and he was bleeding a lot, it is estimated that the death time is too long, and the cut has begun to grow hair!"

"Ha~ha~ha...... King! You're so funny! ”