"You dare to scold me?"

Xu Xiao's eyes suddenly turned cold, she glared at Ye Xuan angrily, and scolded fiercely: "Do you know, who Lao Tzu is?" ”

"Huh."

Ye Xuan sneered contemptuously.

threw down his clothes, walked in front of Xu Xiao, and scolded: "Of course I know who Lao Tzu is." Lao Tzu was a thinker in the Spring and Autumn Period, the founder of Taoism, and a teacher of Confucius. ”

“……”

Xu Xiao was a little dazed.

Nima!

This answered, the donkey's head was not the horse's tail.

He is talking about "who Lao Tzu is".

And the dog in front of him replied to "who is Lao Tzu".

It's not a topic at all, okay?

Brother, did you get the wrong script?

In line with the principle of caring for the mentally handicapped.

Xu Xiaoqiang endured the anger in his heart and said coldly: "If there is a kind, you will scold again." ”

"Oh, grass you are paralyzed."

Ye Xuan was very decisive and agreed to Xu Xiao's request.

There was still a doubt in my heart.

In this world, how can anyone make such a rather cheap request?

Actually, let people scold again.

Could it be that what he scolded just now is not clear enough?

Or is it that the guy in front of him doesn't know what the four words "grass you are paralyzed" mean?

If you don't understand, please take out the biology textbook for the second year of junior high school, turn to Chapter 18, the big module of human reproduction, and study it well. (That chapter is not suitable for children, and primary school students should not read it)

"You, do you know who I am?"

Xu Xiao condensed her face, her face was pale, her expression was extremely ugly, and she asked.

"You're stupid."

Ye Xuan replied directly without thinking.

"I'll grass your mother, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you."

Xu Xiao's eyes were vicious, staring at Ye Xuan coldly, rolling up his sleeves, and he was about to hit Ye Xuan.

And Ye Xuan, like a nobody, said happily: "If Lao Tzu can jump out of the coffin board, I really don't mind letting him kill me." ”

"I ......"

Xu Xiao wanted to vomit blood.

The dog in front of him compares to Lao Tzu at every turn, and understands Lao Tzu as that Lao Tzu.

I can't pretend to be forced anymore.

A poor man dressed in a stall struck him continuously, causing tens of thousands of critical hits.

This made him extremely angry.

"Hmph, a poor and sour look."

Xu Xiao's eyes lit up suddenly.

deliberately took out the BMW key and shook it in front of Ye Xuan and Tang Xiaorou.

The expression of the eyes above the top, the cold and arrogant posture, and the empty look of the eyes are completely like saying to Ye Xuan, Lao Tzu has a BMW, you are stupid! None of them!

In this world, money is the root of pretending.

The tongue is fast, it's a hair.

"Xiaorou, to be honest, I can tell that your boyfriend loves you very much. But you can also see that in front of my boyfriend's money, he is so weak and powerless that he doesn't even dare to fart. ”

Lili held Xu Xiao's arm and stared at Tang Xiaorou coldly, with a few mocking smiles on her face.

She and Tang Xiaorou are classmates.

As early as when she was in school, she liked to compare with Tang Xiaorou.

But she is not the same, she can compare to Tang Xiaorou.

Tang Xiaorou's family background is better than her, her appearance is better than her, and her academic performance is better than her.

In school, there are more boys chasing Tang Xiaorou than chasing her.

Arguably.

In Lili's eyes, Tang Xiaorou is a child of someone else's family.

Now, the boyfriend she is looking for is better than Tang Xiaorou's.

It made her feel very satisfied and made her want to laugh from the bottom of her heart.

She, finally could, stomp Tang Xiaorou under her feet.

She, finally, reprimanded Tang Xiaorou arrogantly.

And all this is just because, her boyfriend is rich.

Tang Xiaorou's boyfriend is a down-and-out poor man who wears open crotch pants and is full of stalls, worthless in a dime.

Compare the poor with the rich second generation, what is the difference between the salted fish and the bear's paw?

"Who says I don't dare to fart?"

Ye Xuan was silent for a long time, his face was very stiff, and he asked in a low voice.

Before, when Xu Xiao came out with the BMW key, he wanted to speak.

But I was helpless, and my stomach hurt a little.

"Hehe, poor ghost, recognize the reality! Lao Tzu has money, you don't. Lao Tzu drives a BMW, you ride a bicycle. How dare you fart in front of money? ”

Xu Xiao pinched Ye Xuan's lack of money, attacked Ye Xuan's weakness fiercely, and reprimanded mockingly.

"Whether I dare or not, you'll find out later."

As he spoke, Ye Xuan turned around with a cold face, and turned his back to Xu Xiao.

The dantian was angry, and his face turned red.

With a "bang", a loud enough fart was released at Xu Xiao and Lili.

Isn't it just fart......

He, Ye Xuan, why don't you dare?

"Bang bang bang" three times, a serial fart, hit Xu Xiao and Lili, two people.

The taste is sour.

After all, Ye Xuan rarely had stomach trouble in normal times.

The main reason for the stomach trouble this time is that he is not used to the food in the canteen.

Under the serial fart, Xu Xiao and Lili have nowhere to hide.

A pungent smell made them unable to breathe.

Xu Xiao used her hand, pinched her nose tightly, looked angry, stared at Ye Xuan coldly, and said fiercely: "You definitely did it on purpose." ”

"Knowing I did it on purpose, you still ask."

Ye Xuan sneered disdainfully, not taking Xu Xiao in his eyes at all.

Just now, Xu Xiao walked into the store, and her greedy eyes kept staring at Tang Xiaorou.

At this point, Ye Xuan didn't go up, and "snapped" to give him two mouths, which was already very face-saving.

"Xiaorou, are you so indulgent to your boyfriend?"

Lili, who was dizzy and swollen from the smell, looked at Tang Xiaorou angrily and scolded.

"Lili, my boyfriend has already given you a lot of face. If it had been someone else, he would have been covered under the sole of his shoe a long time ago. ”

Tang Xiaorou smiled helplessly and said matter-of-factly.

"How dare he cover me with the soles of his shoes?"

Xu Xiao couldn't believe it, and at the corners of his mouth, a few sneers were outlined, and he said, "The owner of this shop is my uncle, just because of him, he dares to cover me with the soles of his shoes?" Lao Tzu made him unable to eat ......"

The three words "walking around" have not yet been spoken.

Xu Xiao's eyes suddenly darkened.

A size forty-two sole, with a "bang", was directly covered in his face.

Caught off guard!

Xu Xiao only felt that her face was hot and painful, her nose was a little swollen and painful, and a few traces of blood flowed out.

A flower print on the sole of his shoe was very clearly printed on his face.

"Heh, an Adi store is not as valuable as a trouser of mine. Even you dare to shout at me. ”

Ye Xuan sneered, his pants were torn by Yan Rui, but it did not affect their value.

These pants are not expensive.

That's 100 million.

It's just a small goal.

"Lili, don't go and call the security guard yet, I'm going to kill this dog."

Xu Xiao covered her face with her hands, in pain, and said fiercely.

"You stinky mouth, I just now, I should really step on some first, and then cover your face."

Ye Xuan smiled contemptuously, completely ignoring Xu Xiao, and scolded.

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