My Neighbor Totoro led the Rockets to win the game, but My Neighbor Totoro became the public enemy of the whole Los Angeles, at the post-game press conference, Kobe Bryant bluntly said that Totoro played dirty, and the foul that maliciously bumped into himself in the first quarter affected his next state, and Zen master Phil Jackson even said that Totoro played tricks and deliberately said irresponsible words on the court to anger the mentality of the Lakers players on the court, which was purely a victory.

And some Lakers fans are even more around the arena after the game is over, they have to wait outside the stadium for the Rockets bus to come out and then give Totoro a good look, these radical Lakers fans naturally also have Totoro said "what to conquer the Los Angeles City" These words, in charge of NBA history of all kinds of arrogant players, no one will be so arrogant on the road, Totoro is not the god of basketball who rules an era, what is the difference between this and looking for a game?

It's a pity that they can still wait for Totoro, just wait for the Rockets fans who are full of satisfaction and happiness, people have flown all the way from Houston to Los Angeles to watch the game, some yellow-skinned fans even flew from China across the entire Pacific Ocean, of course, there are some other East Asians, after all, East Asia has the first Korean stick country in the universe, what Confucius is their people, Han is the culture they invented, and even the chopsticks that Chinese used for thousands of years were invented by them, How can the current chinchilla escape their clutches, some experts in the stick country have long believed that Totoro's biological parents are from the northeast, and Changbai Mountain has always been considered their holy mountain by Korean sticks, and Totoro is naturally considered by them to be Koreans.

And then it is also interesting that some scholars in the island country said that in fact, Totoro has some Japanese blood, why? Because during the Japanese war of aggression against China, the three northeastern provinces were the first places occupied by small Japan, in order to adapt to land planning, the island country has sent countless ordinary people to move to the three northeastern provinces to take root, among which there are many Japanese women, and there are also many Japanese women marrying Chinese, but after the end of the eight-year war of resistance, there are many Japanese women who have become wives are unwilling to return to their own country, which leads them to stay in China forever, so 1/2 of the children they give birth to are not of Japanese ancestry? That's what they are based on.

Finally, what is even more interesting is that recently, even the North Koreans who closed off the country and stuffed their heads to build nuclear bombs said that Totoro was actually their people, because according to the logic of the island people, there are many Japanese women left over from the three northeastern provinces after the war, and there are more native-born Koreans? Wouldn't Totoro be more likely to be their person?

Subsequently, the brick families of the Philippines, Malaysia, Indonesia and other countries also spoke one after another, and Totoro listened to a black question mark, and his special mother himself did not know where the biological parents of his body were Chinese, even if they were not northerners before the crossing, so they could investigate and make a conclusion for him?

These are all interesting things from the past, Lakers fans are ready to block Totoro to make trouble for him, and they happen to meet a group of Rockets fans who come out, so how beautiful will it be?

"Hey, look at their looks, a team with no background, relying on means that can't be on the table to win a game with this face."

An unhappy Lakers fan whispered sourly on the side.

"Hehe, who should I be, it turned out to be a group of losers complaining over there."

The Rocket fans immediately replied, and another one looked at the fans of the Chinese pure masters who said in English, "You can't afford to lose, you can't pull out the, blame the toilet for not suctioning", and directly laughed at all the Chinese who were traveling with them.

This Chinese is also a straight boy, in fact, in American slang, there is "You can't blame obama for your incompetence, bro?" To perfectly express the sentence that if you can't pull, you blame the earth for not gravitationing, but I don't know if this benevolent brother knows this slang, or if he knows that he deliberately fooled those Yankees, he actually used the vernacular way to combine words one after another to that group of foreigners, and the Americans were instantly dumbfounded.

“Can't pull out the shit ，you on't blame the toilet for no attraction ！”

You can't pull, you don't blame the toilet for not gravitational, the Yankees think differently from the Chinese, they will feel strange when they hear this sentence, because they will really seriously consider what is the relationship between not being able to pull and the toilet not having gravity? Why do you have to blame the toilet if you can't pull out the poop yourself? Isn't it because I'm sick that I have to go to the hospital to see a doctor? Or do you have to sit on the toilet for a long time to get a problem that you can't pull out the poop?

"Slut, you are less proud, it will definitely be our Purple and Gold Army that wins the final series, and now it's just a game for you."

Sometimes, there is not much difference between foreign fans and domestic fans in essence, winning is what it should be, losing is called modesty, anyway, other teams win or lose is not such a thing, they can always find a reason, Totoro has always felt that the major teams in the NBA should hire these fans to be public relations, and the effect of Yeluzi is definitely much stronger than those who have been professionally trained.

"Haha, this is the funniest joke I've heard this year, since you Lakers are so generous, just let us play three games, our rockets are mud legs, Totoro is a mud doll, I haven't seen what the finals look like, or you already have three championship rings to play a humble spirit?"

How can the Yankees' lip service be a match for the Chinese? Don't think that scolding others is a job with no culture, no connotation and no technical content, just like trash talk on the court, if you only burst out a few foul words and then fight each other with old fists, it is not considered scolding, even if you can really beat him? I still don't feel angry in my heart.

The real scolding is a profound study in it, first of all, you have to find an argument in your favor, otherwise you are making trouble unreasonably, right? Secondly, you have to have a certain degree of eloquence, in the case of justifying your arguments, you have to learn to sing and gag, try to grasp the weakness of the other party, taunt and attack to make others lose their minds, you can use facial expressions and other assistance, and finally you have to be thick-skinned, in the face of other people's attacks to do your own heart like water, so look at it, isn't it the same as talking trash to the opponent on the basketball court?

Chinese have a civilization with a history of 5,000 years, and language art is really the ancestor of the Yankees, and without a few words opposite the Lakers fans turned red, rolled up their sleeves and prepared to use their fists instead of language to speak.

"My Chinese friends, now please step back and watch, you have already defeated them at home, leave the rest to us, after all, what we fight is what we do best, and you are travelers from foreign countries, if something is fought, it will be an international dispute, we don't care, at most the laws of the state are different from state to state, but we are also legal citizens of the United States, and the police will not embarrass us much."

Seeing that the other party was not good, a group of American friends from Houston consciously stood in front of the Chinese.

"Okay, brother will leave it to you, if you can't squeak, although we don't take the initiative to cause trouble, we are not afraid of the master."

The Chinese are still very righteous, but at this time, the Korean stick and the Japanese short man instigated, and when they saw that something might happen, these people immediately took many steps back to draw a line with them.

The Houstonians snorted coldly, at first they could only distinguish these three types of people by face shape and height, but now they have one more way to distinguish them.

"Don't worry, I don't know if you've heard the story of the fight between Russian football hooligans and British football hooligans, the people in our industrialized blue-collar cities are Russian strong men, and the people in their economic aristocratic cities are those Brits, we want to let them see how men fight!"

The Americans in Houston said confidently, and then took the lead in shouting and rushed over, fighting with the Lakers fans.

In the chaos, some people used beer bottles, some people picked up wooden sticks on the ground, fortunately, these fans are not gangsters and do not carry guns, otherwise this is another Hollywood-style shootout blockbuster!

Finally, when the US imperialist explosion-proof police inquired and rushed over, they also felt very incredible, 25 Houstonians beat 105 Angelenos actually killed all the Angelenos, of which the Houstonians were only injured more than a dozen or so, such a battle loss ratio made the police unable to figure it out, looked at the Chinese sitting next to them snorting melon seeds, the US imperialist police seriously doubted whether this group of Chinese taught the group of Houstonians what Chinese kung fu was in person, otherwise how could they be so strong in combat all of a sudden?

Then the next day, the news was reported by the whole United States, and the fan group fight after the first game of the Western Conference Finals was still very weighty, coupled with such a strange situation, for a time the United States was all praise for Houston and praise for Los Angeles.

It is said that the 44th Democratic Party of the United States, the newly appointed 44th Democratic Party in December 08, the first African-American black president in history, Berak Hussein, was also very interested after seeing this news, and he immediately ordered the US army to recruit troops to Texas on a large scale, especially in Houston, where the fighting family is too powerful.

After seeing the report of suspected Chinese martial arts behind the news, *** pondered again, and finally decided to add an article to the memorandum in the plan to visit China in the next 09 years, looking for Chinese martial arts talents, and striving to bring these national arts back to the American army to carry forward.

My neighbor totoro didn't know all this, in fact, after the game after participating in the press conference, Totoro didn't leave with the team's bus at all, even if there was no episode, that group of Lakers fans were destined to not be able to block Totoro, this kid had already taken a shower early and changed into a set of road methods to help him pick and pick up the Versace men's high-neck leather jacket for a long time, and went out through another small door to the French restaurant not far from Staples Arena to meet his mother-in-law.

"Why is he so slow?"

Lufa's mother is a very successful lawyer in the political and legal circles, usually she is not smiling and cold, and this kind of person has a stinky problem, that is, he is very time-conscious, and his time is like gold, if someone dares to release their pigeons, they will definitely want you to look good.

"Mom, don't you still have to attend the press conference? That's his obligation as a core player, and he told me on the phone that he would be there soon. ”

Lufa shouted in a tired voice, and as soon as she finished speaking, a tall handsome Asian guy appeared at the door of the restaurant.

"Hey, cat! Here and here! ”

My Neighbor Totoro's figure is so iconic, even if he is an American who is as tall as a forest, Totoro's height of 2.10 meters is like standing out from the crowd, coupled with his strong figure and skin color, it is easy to be recognized.

"This is my mother, Olist. Lady Akali, you can call her Aunt Akali or Lady Akali. ”

Lufa jumped up and down and brought the nervous Totoro over to make an introduction.

"He's my boyfriend Totoro, the main athlete for the Houston Rockets, mom you can call him cat."

"Hello Aunt Akali, I'm Totoro."

My Neighbor Totoro immediately reached out, and Lady Akali stood up from her position and shook her hand politely.

"Sit down, I don't really like to talk to people with my head up."

My Neighbor Totoro immediately sat upright, regardless of his identity, the barrister's aura was also terrifying.

"By the way, how did you and my daughter meet?"

Lady Akali asked, taking a gentle sip of the red wine in the glass in front of her.

Sure enough, it came!

My neighbor totoro was shocked, but he was prepared for this question.

Because Lufa had an unusual experience, if he were a parent, he would definitely not be relieved that his daughter would come back with a boyfriend who didn't know the details after she ran away from home, so he had already prepared a countermeasure to deal with this problem.

"Lufa and I met in a café in Houston."

My Neighbor Totoro silently said "click" in his heart, and the color of memory appeared on his face, and the faint smile on the corner of his mouth was just right.

"At that time, I was a poor boy who had just entered Team Rocket, and one day, maybe it was a fateful encounter, and I never liked to drink coffee, and I walked into a café by mistake."

"At that time, Nicole was working as a waitress in that café because of her livelihood, and when I was ordering, I noticed that she was being harassed by a villain, Nicole has always been beautiful, so she will always be bullied when she is alone."

"At that time, I suddenly had an impulse in my chest, as if I was deeply fascinated by Nicole at the first glance, and I never wanted to cause trouble, I walked over and stopped the other party, and then we went from acquaintance to companionship, and became lovers."

My Neighbor Totoro is talking serious nonsense, and at the same time complaining violently in his heart.

TM's is really worthy of being written, this special mother can be pulled out, this is going to be put in China, and the other party's parents can believe it.