Chapter 305: The Huge Storm Caused by Salted Fish
Hearing this, the fourth-order kraken's face twitched slightly, but it quickly calmed down, "Does this have anything to do with your salted fish?" ”
"Yes, yes, before you despise salted fish, you have to have a girlfriend first." Lin Xuan nodded sincerely.
"What a mess." The male kraken felt inexplicable, while the big crab on the side instilled it with what Lin Xuan had just said to it.
The male Kraken was dumbfounded.
OC, do you want to be so sassy? Still playing like this? Sorry, I don't think so!
"You can't win it, it's just that you're not good at learning, and it has nothing to do with the Taoist couple or anything, look at me, you can crush it!" The fourth-order kraken said.
But no matter how you hear this, it's a little weak.
"No, no, no, it's just that you don't understand the mystery because you don't have a Taoist couple, otherwise let's have a fight?" Lin Xuan's face was full of comics.
"Hehe, I'll surrender my identity and fight you with a salted fish? It's a ridiculous ...... Look at the moves! "The fourth-order kraken took the initiative to sneak attack.
Then it was pressed to the ground by Lin Xuan and rubbed hard, and a large area of sea water floated with it, and a large number of people around it looked stupid.
"How? Convincing or not? Lin Xuan looked at the kraken who had been knocked to the ground and asked, the latter looked confused, still in disbelief.
"I was actually knocked down by a salted fish! How can it be! It let out the same unwilling roar as a crab.
"Come again!" It rushed towards Lin Xuan relentlessly, and Lin Xuan grabbed him again, just like the Hulk did when he beat Loki, and threw him in the sea like a human flesh sandbag.
It's a pity that the ocean is not as realistic and refreshing as the land.
"Give up, single scumbag, tremble under the power of my and other couples!" Lin Xuan laughed triumphantly, and then went over and hugged Xia Lan.
"Xiaolan, see it, I defeated it, it's not powerful, should I be rewarded?" Lin Xuan looked at Xia Lan with an eager face.
Xia Lan: "......"
Get my brother away! He's already Shi Lezhi!
"What's going on here?" Another voice came, this time it was a fourth-order peak demon beast, equivalent to the peak of the human race.
And then everything just happened again.
The same sarcasm, the same arrogance, the same laughter, the same disbelief, and then doubting life, struggling and rolling in the water.
This has undoubtedly attracted a lot of people.
Finally, a bunch of krakens rolled in the ocean, gurgling and bubbling, with a look of "Forget it, it's all lost to salted fish, what else is there to say?" ”
Among these people, there are second-order krakens at the lowest, fifth-order at the highest, and there are all kinds of sea clans, but at this time, there are no longer racial restrictions between them, there is no longer a level gap, and they are all just a single sea clan defeated by salted fish!
Yes! The spell of singleness is over!
We are not reconciled to be a single fish, we want to go against the sky! …… Forget it, it's too tiring to go against the sky or something, it's still comfortable to spit bubbles like this, look, everyone is spitting up, how fun.
Xia Lan looked at the corner of her mouth twitching on the side, why did these people become salted fish after being defeated? Dude, what are you doing here!
"Hey, I have a Taoist couple, and she came with me today." Finally, a catfish answered Lin Xuan.
"What! Someone actually has a Taoist couple! ”
"With the sea fish of the Taoist couple? Haha, my Kraken clan is really talented. ”
"I propose to include this Hai Clan brother in the 'Top Ten People Who Moved the Sea Clan', so that future generations can praise it!"
"Get out of the way, I'm going to take a good look at this hero!"
This catfish was instantly stunned and wanted to slip away.
What's the matter, I'm just a third-order kraken, so I just joined in the fun and answered, why do you guys think of me like this?
I can't bear your fiery gaze! I'm so scared!
"Little brother, please come out as your lover!"
"Then get the love bonus and give me the damn salted fish!"
A group of people cheered him on, this sea fish nodded, to summon up his courage, at this moment he felt that he was radiant, with the addition of countless seniors and partners, he would definitely win!
And then it lost.
"Why!" Its face was full of disbelief, "You and I are both third-order krakens and have partners, why would I lose to you?" "This catfish panicked.
"You can use scientific methods to take a look, if the cultivation conditions are comparable, it can only be a problem between lovers." Lin Xuan was seriously analyzing.
"I think the reason should be that the relationship between you and your couple is not as close as me and Xiaolan, and the power to accept it is not enough." Lin Xuan came to this conclusion.
The catfish looked at the couple behind him, revealing a contemplative look, while the other krakens thought about it, felt that there was nothing wrong, and suddenly realized.
"Little brother, you're not hot enough."
"Don't just focus on cultivation, accompany other girls, don't let others down."
"Hey, the power of the bonus is not as much as others, we need to work harder."
A group of sea tribes sighed.
Xia Lan: "......"
She wondered if Lin Xuan had the kind of brain-dead aura of Long Aotian's protagonist, and as soon as the aura came out, the IQ of all opponents dropped sharply.
"What are you doing here, not going to the Dragon Palace to meet the Sage?" A majestic voice came, and a huge black shadow appeared in the sky.
It was a big octopus, and the surging True Yuan around it showed that it was already a sixth-order demon beast, and like the Mastiff King, it was equivalent to a human Xuansheng Stage monk.
"Holy, tentacle monster!" Lin Xuan was dumbfounded.
"Touch your grandmother's banana peel, have you ever seen such a handsome tentacle monster? I am the king of eight claws, a salted fish, and dare to be presumptuous in front of me? The Octopus King sneered.
Then it looked strangely at the group of krakens below, who had just been rolling on the ground and spitting bubbles, looking like they had lost their dreams, and when they saw themselves coming, they all looked at themselves eagerly.
And this eagerness is too much, what's going on with this blazing gaze, labor and management are really not tentacle monsters!
"My lord, do you have a partner?"
"How is your relationship with your partner good?"
"Huh? Don't you all know this? The Octopus King married the Octopus Princess more than a thousand years ago! ”
Then the eight-clawed princess they said came, this was also a sixth-order kraken, it inquired slightly in the past, and learned about Lin Xuan's "Love Bonus Theory".
She immediately became excited, "Husband, go on, defeat that arrogant salted fish and prove our love." ”
"Don't worry, Shan'er, I'll prove my love for you!" The eight-clawed king is satisfied, I'm a sixth-order demon ** and a salted fish, so it's not easy?
In this way, you can prove your love for Shan'er, and maybe you will be able to suffer less domestic violence in the future, how good is that!