Genre: Martial arts, IT, Dick Silk

(Only this article pays tribute to Grandpa Jin Yong.) Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info)

Martial arts supreme, sword slaying dragon, command the world, don't dare to disobey, rely on the sky, who fights. For decades, people in the martial arts have fought bloody battles in order to win the supreme sword of martial arts. Finally, a martial artist grabbed two swords and disappeared into the rivers and lakes. A few years later, a young man reappeared with two swords, declaring that he wanted to compete with the heroes of the world, and whoever could defeat him would get the Heavenly Sword and the Dragon Slayer. Hearing this news, all the sects geared up and practiced hard, just so that the boy could take the lead in defeating the boy on the day of the contest and obtain the sword and sword, so as to become the supreme martial arts.

At the beginning of February, the second dragon raised its head, and all the sects gathered at Mount Tai, the head of the five mountains, and the young man had been waiting for a long time. The young man slowly opened his eyes and swept over the crowd, a pair of pleats blazing. Java, C, C++, Python, C#, PHP have been assembled, and other schools such as .net, JS, Perl, Ruby, OB-J and other schools have not been left behind. Since the death of the head of OB-J, there is no top master of the OB-J faction who can be qualified for the position of leader, although some people are temporarily in charge, but it is a fact that the OB-J faction is gradually declining in the rivers and lakes, and recently it has been driven down by the Python faction, and the Python faction is in the limelight for a while.

The young man jumped off the high altar and said coldly, "Who will come first." "Everyone saw that the Heavenly Sword and the Dragon Slayer Sword were hanging on the high altar." Ah~~ I'll come first! With a loud roar, the Python faction, which has recently become popular in the rivers and lakes, jumped out first, put on a posture and said: "Study the monk below, please advise." "Please!" The boy spoke, still standing quietly. The research monk did not dare to peep at the young man, as soon as he came up, he showed the exquisite martial arts of the Python school, and gave full play to the characteristics of the small fast spirit, and at first glance it was a hard work, and at the same time the style of the academic school was strong, and the recruitment was reasonable, without any flaws, as if it was a handsome boy dancing the sword in a chic manner, and many female disciples of the sect had peach blossoms. The boy dodged left and right, but did not fight back at all, and the attack of the research monk became more and more fierce. Suddenly, the boy returned a move, and then continued to dodge left and right, occasionally returned another move, and then dismantled dozens of moves, and everyone was already very unhappy. It turned out that with the occasional return of the boy's moves, the attack of the research monk had gradually slowed down, and the boy was still dodging, occasionally making a move. After dozens of moves, the study of the monk's moves is no longer out of order, and he is sweating profusely, and he is about to go mad. Seeing this, the young man jumped away lightly and stood aside and watched quietly. When the boy jumped away, the research monk was already physically exhausted, and he knelt on the ground with a "plop", panting. The monk breathed steadily, hugged his fists at the young man and said, "Thank you for the mercy of Shaoxia's subordinates." "Your martial arts are already very good, your moves are skillful, and you can use them flexibly, and you can be said to have practiced the Python school of kung fu to the top. As for the kung fu itself, there are no other flaws. Therefore, I can only add loopholes to your moves, and when I fight back, I replace the tab and the space with each other, causing your moves to be confused. The research monk said: "Usually I only use the compiler that automatically replaces the tab with the space for practice, and it is true that I haven't put much effort into this, thank you Shaoxia for your advice." "The research monk stepped aside. The research monks of the Python school are already first-class masters, and the disciples of the other sects naturally dare not come forward to ask for advice.

"Shaoxia strives to be undefeated first without flaws, and then adds flaws to the invincibility, and is already a first-class martial arts master. In the next beast, I want to ask the young man for some advice. "The first major sect, the Java faction, and the first Beast Zen Master came out." Master please! At this moment, the boy did not dare to slacken, it was completely different from the first one, with the word "please" said, the figure of the young man flickered, and he had come to the beast to take the lead in striking a move, with the two moves you come and go, the faster the fight, the person who is a little worse in kung fu has not been able to see the two of them clearly, unconsciously the two have fought a hundred moves, with a move to palm, the two sides are temporarily separated from each other. "The master's cultivation of E** divine skills has entered the realm of transformation, and the performance defects of the Java school have been repaired to the extreme, which is gratifying." "The young man praised it." Although the beast was humble in its mouth, it still couldn't help but be proud. It turned out that the martial arts of the Java school were criticized by many people in the rivers and lakes back then, saying that its efficiency was too poor and the speed was too slow. So the beast concentrated on cultivating E** internal strength, and brought the martial arts performance of the Java school to the extreme, in terms of efficiency and speed alone, it is not much worse than the C school that is good at efficiency. "Still, I'm going to win." After that, the boy suddenly launched an offensive, "Thread, thread, thread..."With the teenager's continuous shouting, one by one the thread hidden weapons shot at the screaming beast, the screaming beast was shocked, overwhelmed, and suddenly made a fuss. "Huh! Copy the construct! As the boy shouted, the boy moved faster, as if two people were firing a hidden weapon with four hands. Finally, a hidden weapon scratched the thigh of the beast, and the beast sat on the ground, and it had already lost. The young man hurriedly walked over and helped the beast up, and said, "The master's martial arts are exquisite, if it weren't for the kid using this move, it would be difficult to win." The beast said dejectedly: "I have learned the magic skill of the young man, this is the long-lost magic skill of fighting left and right?" The young man responded: "I don't dare to hide it from the master boy, it is the left and right that play with each other." "Amitabha!" The beast turned around and returned to the crowd, without losing the demeanor of a Zen master. So the Java faction has lost.

"Since the young man can use the left and right magic skills, he is not an opponent of the young man with such a cultivation as a beast Zen master, and we must not be the opponent of the young man with an enemy. In the lower C faction brick family, if you want to join forces with the C++ faction Da Shi to fight with Shaoxia, can Shaoxia agree? The young man nodded slowly and said, "No, you will definitely not accept it, go on." "The brick family and the big wet are brothers, they have been practicing together since they were children, and later they have become the first-class masters of their respective sects, and the combined martial arts are far better than the joint efforts of the two ordinary masters. It was the first time for a young man to encounter such a powerful kung fu, so he could only keep jumping and dodging, and he really had no power to fight back at this moment. I saw that the attacks of the brick family and the big wet were getting more and more fierce, and the speed was getting faster and faster, and the boy was about to be defeated. Suddenly, the boy shouted: "The world has moved!" "Just listen to the two screams" and "ya", the swords of the brick family and Da Shi have fallen to the ground, and the hands of the two people holding the sword are full of blood. The two glared at the young man angrily and said, "What kind of demon magic do you use, will make us stab each other." The young man arched his hand at the two and said: "Please forgive me for being unreasonable, it is really that the seniors' martial arts are too powerful, and the kid has no choice but to make this strategy to win over the two." "What kind of martial arts is that?" The brick family asked. "I added goto to the moves of the two of you." "I see, I see." The brick family nodded, touching his beard, thoughtfully. "Thank you Shaoxia for your advice, it turns out that goto is still so useful, it's ridiculous that I sent someone to list goto as a forbidden move, which will cause today's situation. We'll see you later! "After that, he and Da Shi took the disciples of the two factions and went down the mountain without looking back.

The top four masters of the six schools have all been defeated, and the remaining two factions of C# and PHP naturally dare not be challenged, and the remaining other schools are not daring to challenge. The young man arched his hand to everyone and said, "Actually, language is just a tool, and there is no essential difference. Words are better than words, which is the highest level of programming martial arts. The crowd was amazed. The boy picked up the Heavenly Sword and the Dragon Slayer Knife, turned and walked into the twilight. The Beast Zen Master looked at the young man's back and asked loudly, "Can the young man leave his name?" "In the next dick, let's meet again!"

Since then, the prestige of Dick Si has spread all over the world, but since then, no one has ever seen Dick Si Qi person, in order to commemorate him, people call the day when the dragon raises its head, also known as "Dick Silk Counterattack Day".

On the day of the counterattack, the dragon will eventually raise its head.

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When a tourist who has just arrived in Nanjing takes Metro Line 1 to Zhujiang Road Station, the carriage prompts the station after arriving at the station: "Zhujiang Road Candy Station" has arrived. "Huh? Zhujiang Road is Zhujiang Road, why add 'candy'", which made him very puzzled. So I called the reporter to ask about it.

It turned out that there was a Nanjing Children's Hospital next to the station. The name "Candy Station" on Zhujiang Road of the subway originated from a real and touching story: a couple from Ma'anshan took their sick child to Nanjing Children's Hospital for treatment, and then returned by subway. At the Zhujiang Road subway station, the sick child cried and said that he wanted to eat candy, and the shy parents were very embarrassed. Seeing this scene, a subway employee took out candy prepared for his son from his pocket, delivered it to the sick child, and told the child to listen to his parents and recover as soon as possible. This touched the already sad parents. Since then, all employees of the Zhujiang Road subway station have brought candy to work. As a result, the children who got the candy affectionately called the Zhujiang Road Station of the Nanjing Metro "Candy Station". After the employees of the local railway company learned about the incident, they immediately reported the matter to the leaders, and finally the subway company decided to declare Zhujiang Road Station as a "candy station" and unveiled it. The distribution time and distribution method of candy will be limited and unlimited; The station staff on duty at Zhujiang Road Station will distribute a certain amount of candy to children in the paid area of the station from time to time, while supplies last.