【Chapter 229】Wang Xiaotie who pretends to be a ghost
Wang Xiaotie looked at the female savage in confusion and bowed and bowed, and kept muttering these things in his mouth, so he could only helplessly click on the translation function on his watch.
This smart watch is really good, I can't accept it, after opening the translation, I can even understand the words of the savage in an instant!
But the only words in the mouth of this female savage were gods, masters, and a kind of vague words, which showed how barren the language of their savages was.
However, Wang Xiaotieken quickly understood the meaning, it is estimated that the boulder rolled down the hillside, and then coincidentally saved the female savage who was about to be killed, so there was such a misunderstanding.
Wang Xiaotie originally wanted to explain clearly, but with sharp eyes, he found that the wild people who had been scared away by the boulder before also approached here cautiously, and their eyes seemed to be uncertain. From time to time, I look at the woman who has been kowtowing, and from time to time I look up at Wang Xiaotie standing on the rock, there are doubts, fears, and horrors, and all kinds of emotions are gathered in the eyes of looking up and down.
Wang Xiaotie suddenly understood his situation now, if he explained it clearly, it was estimated that the female savage kneeling at the bottom of the hillside would be burned at the stake again, and more likely, he would accompany her to enjoy the fun of being burned alive by the raging fire.
"Uh-huh~" Wang Xiaotie suddenly let out a yin and yang weird exclamation, which immediately attracted the attention of all the savages below, he raised his head randomly, looked at the sky with a deep gaze, and then pretended to speak:
"I am the god sent down by God to deliver you, what is your trouble, why do you not come quickly?"
Wang Xiaotie didn't know what the automatic translator would translate his words into, but seeing the group of savages who were involuntarily retreating because of fear, it seemed that the effect was still good.
I guess my words won't be translated too outrageously, at least so that this group of uncivilized savages can hear them clearly.
"Phew! Where to run? Don't kneel yet! ”
Wang Xiaotie looked at the group of wild men who were still retreating, and suddenly shouted angrily, pointing at them with his fingers, and at the same time his face was twisted to the extreme.
Wang Xiaotie pretended to be very hard, but the effect was outstanding, and the group of retreating savages immediately all knelt down in place, and then followed the female savages to bow to Wang Xiaotie uncontrollably.
"Lao Tzu, is this a pyramid scheme? Won't go to jail, right? Wang Xiaotie thought in his heart, he just shouted casually twice, and then a group of savages knelt on the ground and kowtowed to admit their mistakes, this Nima is really a bit too ridiculous.
"You! Get up! Say, what are you doing? ”
Wang Xiaotie pointed to the female savage who was the first to pledge his allegiance to him, and motioned for her to stand up and speak. According to all the plots that have been played on TV, the first person to surrender must be reused, in order to prompt more enemies to take the initiative to surrender, and the good lord does this, uh~ It seems to be a bit far-fetched!
"The host, the water, the big water! Die! Sacrifice, me! The woman danced and described, then pointed to herself, and to the log that had been crushed by the boulder in the distance.
Wang Xiaotie has a headache, rub! How can it be like a charade when you open a translation? Do these savages talk like this?
Wang Xiaotie pointed to a male savage who was close to him again after all, and said undoubtedly: "You come on!" ”
"Master, great water, she, dedicated, God!" The male savage seemed a little scared, but what he said was the same as that of the female savage, it was all the kind of simple words, and Wang Xiaotie had to connect what they said by himself, and then add his own supplements to understand what they were talking about.
Now he roughly understood what had happened, it should be that the tsunami hit their island, and a lot of people had died in their tribe, and in order to prevent such a thing from happening again, they planned to burn this female savage alive and sacrifice it to a certain god to protect their tribe from suffering.
The customs of savages, Wang Xiaotie didn't want to interfere more, but now he couldn't get out, so he could only pretend to be stubborn.
"I just used my magic power to save her. I want to tell you that there is no way to solve the problem of sacrifice! You have angered the gods, and it won't be long before even bigger waters will rush into your tribe and kill even more! This is still an inevitable result, even if you sacrifice this woman, it will not be able to make up for it! ”
Wang Xiaotie planned to get out. Of course, it is also a good thing to be able to save someone's life by the way. This has to take advantage of his current status as a panicked ghost, bluff all these uncivilized savages, and then order them to obediently leave their territory.
However, what Wang Xiaotie said just now frightened all the savages, and now they are not just kneeling, but like the female savage before, they began to kowtow to Wang Xiaotie constantly, and their mouths kept begging: "God, save me!" Please! ……”
Uh~ Wang Xiaotie has no way to stop the tsunami from striking again, maybe after he leaves this world, the tsunami will disappear. However, according to the current plot, this ocean will experience at least 2 tsunami baptisms. Therefore, the emergence of tsunamis, including the eruption of volcanoes, is estimated to have arisen because Wang Xiaotie came to this world.
However, Wang Xiaotie did not want to be responsible for this matter, and besides, he had no way to be responsible. Originally, he wanted to make up an excuse to let this group of savages with serious IQ defects leave this island, but Wang Xiaotie thought about it, he might really have a way to save their lives, and if this group of savages could obediently obey their orders, could he be a chief on this island?
As soon as this idea appeared, Wang Xiaotie immediately fell into endless fantasies.
In a splendid palace, Wang Xiaotie sat comfortably on a dragon chair, and two sexy beauties in bikinis stood behind him, fanning themselves to cool off, and there were a lot of bewitching and colorful peerless beauties around him, pinching his legs and beating his back......
Thinking about it, my saliva flowed out. A gust of sea breeze blew, and Wang Xiaotie woke up like a dream, and immediately said to the group of savages:
"I'm here to save you! Hurry back to your tribe now, bring all your people and your important things to this island, and then I will find a way to keep you from this disaster and live well! ”
The wild men finally stopped kowtowing like chickens pecking rice, and then got up and ran towards the group of canoes parked on the seashore.
"You! You don't have to go back, come with me! Wang Xiaotie stopped the female savage who had turned around with her, and stopped her from returning to the tribe together.