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Wang Xiaotie's coughing and the wheezing sound after climbing onto the boat finally woke up the three people who were sleeping.

"Hey! Good morning, everyone! ”

Wang Xiaotie saw three pairs of eyes full of surprise and curiosity, focusing on himself at the same time, and immediately felt uncomfortable. What's more, the way he looks now is simply embarrassing!

"Well, it's cooler in the sea in the morning, I'll go down and take a shower! You don't want to sleep any longer? ”

Wang Xiaotie's eyes rolled, and he immediately thought of a more reasonable reason to excuse himself.

However, his embarrassment and hypocrisy did not get more attention from the big guys, and the three of them invariably shifted their attention to other places.

"Uh, well! It turns out that Lao Tzu is still not welcome! The enthusiasm of these three guys last night was probably just drunk. ”

Wang Xiaotie knew that he had pasted three cold P shares with a hot face, and the embarrassment of being bored made him almost jump back into the sea.

"Cut, ungrateful fellow, I know that none of the foreign birds are good people!"

Muttering quietly, Wang Xiaotie planned to find a place to sleep.

"Boom!"

Before Wang Xiaotie could lie down in the corner of the net, suddenly a huge column of water protruded from the sea, six or seven meters high, and rushed towards him viciously!

"Damn, this Nima...... Uh~"

"Whoa!"

Wang Xiaotie could only look at everything that happened in front of him with a frightened face, he had the intention to dodge, but it was just an instinctive reaction of people. So much so that as soon as he twisted his face to 45 degrees, he was slapped in the face by the monstrous waves!

"Damn! Lao Tzu, who is this recruiting, who is provoking? ”

Wang Xiaotie, who was full of resentment, immediately jumped up from the net and turned the realization to the depths of the sea.

No wonder Wang Xiaotie was full of anger, everyone drank and ate well last night, why did they get up in the morning in the sea? Fortunately, I have three newly acquired younger brothers, otherwise I don't know why I would have died!

The most annoying thing is that there are a total of four people on the boat, why is he the only one who is so unlucky?

The deep resentment of the otaku made Wang Xiaotie lose his mind in an instant, his eyes were red and he looked at the fleet that appeared in the distance, unconsciously clenched his fists, and gritted his teeth!

"M with a B! You will pay for your stupidity! Lao Tzu is not powerful, you use me as Garfield? ”

It's not that Wang Xiaotie suddenly became a man, it's just that he was simply angry and lost his mind. (Every otaku is a potential stock!) ）

"Three, you stay! No. 1 and No. 2, let's go! Fuck it! ”

Wang Xiaotie stood on the side of the boat and blew the whistle, and then jumped down, the momentum was really a bit violent.

Hearing the call of the owner, the big fish monster also shook its huge body excitedly, and the restless fish tail kept making waves! They seem to feel the anger that emanates from their new masters.

The pursuing enemy was the group of people who attacked the sea fortress, and Wang Xiaotie clearly remembered the warships painted with special markings.

A few nautical miles away, with the help of the big fish monster, Wang Xiaotie easily approached most of the way, but the early morning sea breeze and icy sea water also made him lose his mind and gradually regain his humanity.

", if Lao Tzu gets a little closer, will he be bombarded into scum by the cannon?"

Although Wang Xiaotie knows that this is a copy of the game and he will not really die, this does not mean that he is willing to experience death.

"Dive!"

Only a fool will have a hard bar on the front!

Wang Xiaotie's eyes rolled, and he thought of his ability to breathe underwater, and immediately changed his strategy.

In less than a moment, Wang Xiaotie came directly below the group of warships, and he ordered the big fish monster to approach slowly, because he had a brilliant plan.

"Up! A little bit higher! Oops! Damn, you stupid X, can't you slow down? ”

Wang Xiaotie couldn't communicate with his little brother very casually, so that the big fish monster hit the bottom of the boat against him!

In fact, the big fish monster is also very aggrieved in his heart, how can he do the little bit required by his master with such a big body? In the eyes of the big fish monster, it means that there is almost no movement. What's more, vertically upstream, uh, that's a lot of difficulty for a fish, okay?

Wang Xiaotie covered his head that was hit hard, just now, he thought that he would be killed by this stupid fish!

"Sure enough, animals are animals, and they don't have any brains!"

Fortunately, now he did stop where he wanted, and Wang Xiaotie immediately became excited again.

"Haha, I didn't expect Lao Tzu to raid below, right? This group of garbage pirates disturbed Lao Tzu's return to the cage, and also fired cannons to scare Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will sink your ship! ”

Wang Xiaotie excitedly took out the mountain knife and began to dig at the bottom of the boat.

"Huh? So hard? ”

After digging for a long time, Wang Xiaotie was a little desperate, he didn't think that the warship was iron, but his mountain knife was an artifact, it stands to reason that cutting iron is not the same as cutting tofu?

It turns out that he is a little too whimsical, no matter how sharp the mountain knife is, it is also a knife, isn't it? How can it have the effect of an electric drill?

"Oh! Lao Tzu looks like a stupid X now! ”

Finally, after chopping indiscriminately for a long time, Wang Xiaotie gave up the brilliant plan he came up with, sat on the big fish monster and began to be in a daze.

"Damn, as long as you make a small hole, with the pressure of the seawater, and the current technology, this group of broken ships will definitely sink to the bottom of the sea! But Lao Tzu is weak! Pathetic! What a pity! ”

Looking at the big fish monster that circled (patrolled) around him not far away, Wang Xiaotie remembered the experience of being almost killed by this idiot just now, and immediately came out of anger, pointed to the bottom of the metal boat in front of him, and ordered:

"No. 1, give Lao Tzu a bite of it! You have to bite hard, and if you lose your teeth, bite your teeth! ”

This is definitely a suicide attack, and it is also Wang Xiaotie's revenge on his little brother Chiluoluo!

As a loyal little brother, the big fish monster looked at the master with lantern-sized eyes and pointed at a piece of inedible things with hatred, and immediately understood that it was the thing in front of him that angered the master, and immediately opened his bloody mouth and rushed forward!

"I'll go!"

Looking at No. 1's posture, Wang Xiaotie was immediately dumbfounded, this Nima is too fierce, right? It's over, this stupid X doesn't talk about teeth, and it is estimated that the teeth will have to be knocked out!

couldn't bear to see the sad scene that was about to happen in front of him, Wang Xiaotie immediately covered his eyes, full of unbearable appearance!

He seemed to have forgotten who gave the order......

"Click! Click! ”

The numbing sound of chewing came, Wang Xiaotie was stunned for a moment, and then opened his eyes to look.

"Damn, no!"

He was stunned just now, but now Wang Xiaotie's hands and feet are cold, and his body can't move.

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