Even if there is no relationship with Xuanyuan Bodhisattva, Bing Miao looks down on people like the Great Demon King of Bick in his heart, relying on the superior level of the game, wantonly confusing the public and sneering, and leading all discussions about the game to the battle, as if as long as the game skills are good, even a fart is fragrant.

Yuwen Xiuce: "Isn't that so...... Why don't you smell me? ”

Bing Miao: "Come on, let's see if it's your fart fast, or my chair fast!" ”

In Yuwen Xiuce's opinion, Xiao Zhengtai's thoughts are purely envy, jealousy and hatred. Although strictly logically speaking, there is no necessary connection between game technology and game cognition, and the handicapped strategy is a big touch, but why ordinary players still tend to trust the words and judgments of the masters, blind worship is only one aspect, the key lies in the hidden credit behind the master title.

Naturally, these words can't be said to Xiao Zhengtai. Do you tell him that you are pink eye, it is the negative energy on the head of the blood surge, resulting in red eyes, what is not pleasing to the eye, this disease can only be eliminated by taking off your pants and sitting on ice!

Bingmiao didn't realize that Xiu Ce was thinking nonsense, otherwise...... Never let the kettle on the table remain full.

What he thought was that now, since Yuwen Xiuce had decided to make a move, the outcome of the battle had lost its suspense. The only thing worth discussing or looking forward to is which way he will win.

Uh, to be precise, it should be - what kind of shameless way will he win to make it feel like he doesn't have a face at all!

[Yuwen Xiuce: Are you sure you want me to use the three abuses...... Ahem, do you want to play with my housekeeping skills? I don't have any problems, there is a big wave...... Ahem, with your face, you will definitely not be self-cherished. But if you think about it carefully, I'm fighting with the female number of a little girl, if I ...... barefoot]

[Bing Miao: You didn't say anything before I was me!] 】

"Give me her forum account password."

Xiu Ce's words interrupted Bingmiao's thoughts.

"What do you want a forum account for?" Bing Miao looked wary.

"Since you have to be a gunman, you have to be professional, you can't fight back with my style this time, as for what kind of style this girl is...... Although I don't dare to pack tickets, according to the tearing remarks just now and the consistent style of the Xuanyuan series, it's always okay to go back openly and high-profile. ”

For the sake of the underage big-breasted bodhisattva, it is rare for someone to show some real skills.

"Wait a minute!" Bingmiao took out her mobile phone and began to contact the little girl.

"There's no need to hold on to the number!" Xiuce was very helpless about Xiao Zhengtai's childish behavior, "Don't you want to think about it, is it useful to block it now, can't I watch it myself while you are sleeping!" ”

Bing Miao: "Hmm...... I've decided to sleep in a separate room with you when I go back! ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "For the number of a mere underage fierce and beautiful girl, you treat me like this?" ”

Bing Miao: "The key point is not on the phone number at all......"

Yuwen Xiuce: "I know, the big murderer is underage, the key is the key!" ”

[Author: Hey, I can't listen to it! ] What does it mean for you to automatically enter the flirting and scolding session? Don't start an inexplicable plot for me, Soul Light! 】

A minute later, Xiu Ce, who got the ID of the Little Girl's Forum, officially began to prepare.

The previous behavior of the big wave mermaid and the mermaid and the beautiful wave, whether it was because of the other party's sarcasm and provocation, or after the escalation of the scolding war, he was so squeezed that he had to agree to the battle, in Yuwen Xiuce's view, it is a manifestation of extremely low social combat effectiveness, to put it bluntly, it is the meaning of quarreling and fighting in the world of fighting and fighting.

If you want to cultivate the tearing skill to a high level, you must first do it - no matter how unfavorable the situation is, no matter how inferior the other party's words are, you can't be angry.

This immobility naturally does not mean that he supports Wang Ba's belly, and he is holding it as if he has nothing to do. Rather, it emphasizes that you should not be embarrassed and angry because of the other person's foul language.

You can jokingly look for the words while watching, or you can speculate viciously about how bumpy the other party's life experience is, which will cause him to become so angry and irritable. In short, the light wind in the mood is the first element of tearing and being invincible.

Like the little mermaid girl, she is anxious to get angry and unscrupulous when she is provoked, even if she can overwhelm the other party in the battle of words in the end, she has already been angry half to death in the process of fighting. When I look back on it in the future, what I often remember is not how sweet the fruits of victory were, but why I didn't have more ironic and sharper remorse after the other party said something.

And what she is more delicious about is that she knows that once she agrees to the battle, she has almost no chance of winning, but because she can't get off the stage or is hot-blooded, she slaps her swollen face and becomes fat, and insists on coming out.

Although the little girl did not behave well, considering that people are fierce...... Ahem, considering that she is the Bodhisattva's cousin after all, Bing Miao still helped to excuse herself, "The other party's words are thrown there, if you don't make a strong reply, wouldn't it be weak." Let's talk about what you can do to get a victory like a tearing master. ”

Yuwen Xiuce straightened his clothes and said indifferently-

[Yuwen Xiuce: Oops, hey, naked! ] 】

Yuwen Xiuce straightened his unruly hair, and said indifferently-

[Bingmiao: Wash your hands for me!] 】

Yuwen Xiuce: "Ahem——, tearing master doesn't dare to be, in the next is just in daily life, through careful observation and experience, there is a little immature little advice." ”

Bingmiao didn't look at it, and waved a chair, "Don't pretend, talk well!" ”

"Oops——! Ahem, the core of this kind of thing is to tear the word. Xiu Ce paused, and without waiting for the audience's warm applause, he had to continue with a grinful voice, "So, even if sometimes under the guise of rational discussion or technical analysis, it still can't be disguised. The essence of the matter - is to tear! ”

"Therefore, once you get into a tearing battle, what you need to do is actually very simple - continue to carry out in-depth personal attacks on the enemy, use psychological knowledge to analyze the pain encountered in his growth experience through his personality traits, find the deepest suffering in the opponent's life process, and then use 10,000 times HD playback and slow playback, so that he can review it well!"

Bing Miao: "It's just a speech on the forum, it's rare to make up for psychology first......

Yuwen Xiuce pursed his lips, "I usually pretend that I use psychological analysis, but in fact, I just want someone to find out the bottom of the other party." It's just a cat and a dog, and it's worth my time to think about him? ”

"Yes, yes, who is your old man." Bingmiao was perfunctory on her mouth, but she was a little different in her heart, if it was a cat or a dog, why would you talk to him.

Yuwen Xiuce: "Don't worry, this is just a small part." In the tearing, we also have to use formal logic and language skills to infinitely amplify the loopholes in the opponent's speech, steal the opponent's logic, and even use high-tech means to force the opponent offline at the critical moment, so that he can't refute, so that he has nothing to say, suffocating to death! ”

Bingmiao: "I won't listen anymore...... That's enough to get here! Sao Nian, be brave enough to bully the big demon king of Vic! ”

"Are you sure you want to help the little girl get revenge?" Yuwen Xiuce asked.

"Sure, that's why you came up with shameless means to get him!" Bingmiao didn't understand why Xiu Ce had such a question.

"You can't do that if you want to get revenge on her." Xiuce waved his hand, looking like you don't understand women at all.

Bing Miao replied with a very strange look. In this look, there is not only a bit of reverence for the master of women's hearts, but also an incomparable sadness for the fact that someone is still an old chick.

"The best outcomes vary in the eyes of people with different mindsets. I think the most enjoyable ending is by no means what this angry girl is looking forward to. Yuwen Xiuce ignored the reflection of the boiling kettle in Bing Miao's eyes, and continued, "Since she has brought things to the point of making an appointment, even if I temporarily change my strategy now and abuse the other party with the means mentioned above, it will be difficult for her to understand her thoughts, and it will make her more and more annoyed by her previous performance because of the comparison of the two of us." ”

"No, it won't!" Bing Miao is very sure of this, "If you compare with you, you will only feel that life is full of hope, how can you be annoyed?" ”

But after finishing speaking, Xiao Zhengtai changed his words and said: "It's okay not to follow your routine, otherwise the contrast between the front and back is so big, and the traces of looking for the gunman are too obvious." ”

"Even if you hide it again, those who are familiar with her can still see it." Xiuce said that it was just a gunman, why did he want to act like himself? If you act like me, can you win the battle?! This pot master will definitely not carry it!

Bing Miao thought about it carefully, although the appearance of this product was quite annoying, but what he said seemed to make some sense, so he had to silently put down the kettle and persuade himself to calm down, instead of worrying about missing the opportunity to pour it, it was better to consider whether the boiling water on the plane was enough to be more realistic.

"You review it, it's no problem and it's just like that." Xiu Ce had already aimed the mouse pointer at the send button, but he was intimidated by the surging momentum when Bing Miao put down the kettle, and he switched from lord mode to military division mode very obediently.

"What's that?" Bing Miao looked over curiously, and read the question quietly by the way.

"The big demon king of Vic comes in at speed, and the old lady wants to overturn your whole family!"

"Why are you posting this!" Bing Miao was frightened, this post was going to be sent, Xuanyuan Bodhisattva would definitely have to bring her cousin to the door to ask for an explanation from him.

Well? If you think about it according to this logic, it can't be......

"Could it be that you want to force other little girls to come to you?!" Bing Miao's eyes were cracked, and his hands, which usually didn't move when he lifted a chair, were now carrying a pot of boiling water but couldn't tremble by himself.

Xiuce, what a beast you are! The idea of beating other people's underage girls, and they still want to use cheap tricks to force others to send themselves to the door? I'm really-

Teachable!

[Bing Miao: Hey, I don't want to talk about this at all, Soul Light! 】

"Isn't the word car flip used very well?" Someone still didn't know whether he was alive or dead, his face was shy, and his tone was proud with a little regret, "Actually, I originally wanted to use the word squeezing dry......"

Squeeze out ...... Family?

How do you squeeze a woman dry?!

[Bing Miao: Hey, the focus shouldn't be here, bastard!] 】

“…… Later, I suddenly thought that the little girl was still underage, so she could only use the car to replace it. Yuwen Xiuce emphasized with his heart that this choice of words does not represent his true lower limit.

"When you say, 'I suddenly think that someone's little girl is still underage', can you stop laughing! All your thoughts are exposed, bastard! ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Ahem, put the title or something first, we'll discuss it later, you mainly review the content." ”

Author's note: The following is an excerpt from the wonderful content of the original post, please enjoy!

To the whole family of the Great Demon King and the ancestors:

My beep ———— all beeps – and beeps – are all beeps ———— beeps——————!!!

Bing Miao almost slapped the computer on Xiu Ce's face with just one glance.

"Can an underage girl talk like that?! If you process this content a little, it's definitely an NC-17 production! (NC-17 is also known as X-rated, standard adult films, forbidden to minors, which may include a lot of clear and realistic bloody violence and perverted scenes.) ）

"I like personal attacks when I watch little girls scare people, but I haven't found the right way, so I want to give some pointers in this regard......" Xiuce looked very aggrieved. Why do you want to act? You've always given me a good word!

"Rewrite!" Bing Miao decisively selected and deleted, "I watched you knock, sentence by sentence!" ”

……

"No way!"

"Delete it! Delete them all! ”

"You're still here? How great would the synonyms be, wouldn't they?! ”

"Hehe——, do you think this sentence can be passed?"

"Don't rush to punctuate the marks, save effort and press backspace directly."

……

Half an hour later, the body of the post was still blank.

"Come on!" Yuwen Xiuce pushed the laptop forward. No matter how strong the temptation of that is, I can't stand a word, knock three pinyin and shout stop...... I haven't even figured out which word to type, and you're not sure of the prophet? You are such a cow master, I will take a pill to fight insect medicine, and I will see if you can come out in a while, so I will ask you if you dare to bet!

"What do you mean?" Bingmiao also felt that it was more appropriate to have her own pen, as for someone's small emotions, then touching the kettle was enough to calm down.

"Now that the matter of the war has been decided, of course, we have to open a new post to choke on it, and by the way, raise the momentum. If the whole thing is only confined to a certain layer in a miscellaneous fish mentally retarded post, this is inevitably too much, too much-" Yuwen Xiuce said, you put your hand on the handle of the kettle like this, I really can't pick out the right adjective!

"How about writing that?" According to her own understanding, Bingmiao simply made an outline.

"The wording is too tactful, and the momentum doesn't come out!" Yuwen Xiuce really wants to say, in fact, my comment is quite tactful...... After all, there's still a pot of boiling water on the table.

"So changed?"

"Why are you so polite? Blind date! ”

"So?"

"It looks like you're looking for a way out if you can't win......"

"And now?"

"......, why don't we use the previous version!"

If he didn't really think that Xiu Ce's comment still made some sense, Bing Miao would definitely think that he was avenging the revenge he had just made.

In the end, Bing Miao decided to take a more concessional measure, or let Xiu Ce write it, but delete two lines every other line!

Looking at the article that took an hour to come out, Bing Miao breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's okay, right?" ”

"Okay?" Xiu Ce was about to reply with an expression of whether you were funny or not, but halfway through the movement of his facial muscles, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a steaming kettle on the table, and his brain issued a command to forcibly stop, which turned into a very embarrassing face.

"Damn, what are you going to do!" Xiao Zhengtai was taken aback by Xiuce's expression, and rarely burst into a foul language.

"What's wrong with you? Could it be that you are not good at training your muscles and brains, and you plan to train even the flesh on your face? ”

"Ahem, it's not important, the point is...... You send the manuscript out first! ”

Next, Yuwen Xiuce showed his skillful struggle experience through a series of works, and caused a certain degree of psychological shadow on Xiao Zhengtai.

"I think all the people who hacked me on the Internet before were planned by you behind it!" Bingmiao held the pot and hesitated to make up for it now.

"Don't make a fuss, it's not done yet." Compared to Bingmiao, who still has leisure to reminisce about the past, Yuwen Xiuce is very busy...... I almost took off my shoes and put my feet on.

[Yuwen Xiuce: Hey, isn't it bare-chested, why do you have to take off your shoes? Don't say sir, I'm all naked and wearing a pair of shoes...... This aesthetic, I can't stand the neurosis! 】

Yuwen Xiuce does have a lot of work to do, but in addition to being a gunman, everything else only needs him to plan behind the scenes.

Bing Miao: "That's what it means to be a dog-headed military advisor!" ”

"Alas-" Yuwen Xiuce let out a long sigh, but was silent, only looking at Bing Miao.

When Xiao Zhengtai was seen as a man's back, and he was about to get up and carry the pot to pour it, someone said lightly, "It doesn't matter if you complain, it's just when can I remember to take myself out cleanly...... If you think about it carefully, who is the master of the kobold military division in "He Dian"? ”

The military advisor does have a lord, so who is the lord of the dog-headed military advisor?

Bing Miao thought hard for a long time, and finally decided-

I haven't watched "He Dian" at all!

How dare you sarcastically mock me for not reading much?!

Yuwen Xiuce: "Don't water it yet!" "He Dian", if you think about it, it's ...... It's the one written by Zhang Nanzhuang! ”

Bing Miao paused for a moment, and his hand stopped.

Zhang Nanzhuang? The name sounds like -

I don't have any impression at all, my soul is light!

He sarcastically mocked me again and again, I really deserve it......

Is it true that the water in my hand does not boil?

PS: The stalk of boiling water should have been squeezed dry when used here...... Ahem, in short, you don't have to worry about reading fatigue caused by repeating boiling water stalks later, after all, ...... There is not only one kind of liquid with boiling point, H2O~

Besides, 100 degrees can no longer satisfy the hero's rapidly growing resistance! As a science student, you should believe in the author's solid physical and chemical skills.

Someday, if you run out of ordinary liquids—

And boiling liquid metal, 2333333!