Yuwen Xiuce bowed his head slightly, while the tiger nodded vigorously, a layer of evil aura swept over his face. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Meow ——!"

As if the nightmare voice appeared again, the instructor who was handsome just now suddenly turned into-

Incarnate a white dove symbolizing love and peace, flying in the sky!

The instructor team was so frightened that they didn't dare to move, and they didn't dare to step forward when they saw the ball rolling on the grass.

The defenders of the freshman team were overjoyed and were about to step forward to control the ball and organize a counterattack, when they inadvertently glanced at the tiger and saw him - his eyes were as wide as copper bells, shooting out ......

Shoot out a lightning-fast spirit!

[Yuwen Xiuce: I knew that it was definitely not a good thing for him to be called Meow, this is the black cat sheriff! 】

In the eyes of the tiger, shoot out ...... The incomparably persistent protection of football on the ground!

This kind of deep feeling, if you can describe it in words, it is-

Whoever touches the ball, there is no forgiveness!

The defenders of the freshman team looked at the instructor who had not yet landed, and decided to implement the established strategy, keep the defensive position, and lure the enemy to attack!

[Enemy: Don't you seem to think I'm spilling?!] The trap is there, and the teammates are still flying freely in the sky...... Are you going to keep luring me into attacking? How unsightly I am! 】

Yuwen Xiuce saw that there was a strange stalemate on the court, and at this time, it seemed that he had to go out, so he had to sigh helplessly, quite a little unfilial, and it was not good to play a ball.

[Author: Look, your IQ has been exposed, can you and your son be classmates?! 】

【Yuwen Xiuce: Bing Miao ......】

[Bing Miao: I asked you to call me by my name!] I let ——! 】

So in the midst of all the attention, Yuwen Xiuce was wearing a matte coat, stepping on cloud shoes, and a pair of spikes and white ears on his head. Moving down from the stands, Yue Zhiyuan, there are poems to praise -

The little white rabbit is white and white, and its ears are pricked up!

I love to eat turnips, I love to eat vegetables, and it's so cute to bounce!

[Yuwen Xiuce: You——! 】

[Author: What's wrong? Not convinced?! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Your poem...... The first sentence is missing a word, the soul is light! 】

[Author: In your opinion? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: First of all. This is a hymn to young women! 】

[Author: Nani? For the first time, I know that the children's songs here are about young women! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Listen to me! 】

The little white rabbit is white and white——

[Author: Stop! I see, you can go play! 】

Yuwen Xiuce returned to the court with the regret that he couldn't recite the whole poem.

After all the previous experiences, if there are still people who come up to intercept without opening their eyes, then their intelligence will not be wronged even if they are killed by the tiger.

Yuwen Xiuce looked at the cloud shoes on his feet, this thing is a high-end product, and he wears it to play football......

Balls you are so cheap, you are not ashamed!

It must be an honor to be kicked by such expensive boots!

Someone just used his mind to communicate with the soccer ball in front of him for five minutes. The players on both sides also spent the most painful five minutes of their lives in this silent atmosphere......

Watching a psychotic rush to the ball, it's so scary!

What's even scarier is ......

There is also a tiger-headed neurotic outside the field, and he is happy about the neuropathy in the field!

Finally, Yu Wenxiu instigated!

I saw him gently push the ball with the sole of his foot and began to dribble the ball in the posture that would not hurt his shoes......

This posture does not hurt shoes, but ...... It's slow!

A group of people watched the show dribble through the midfield......

Well, there was an instructor who was so distracted that he forgot to avoid the great god. So much so that by the time he came back to his senses, the two had already met face to face......

Yuwen Xiuce secretly sighed in his heart. The defenders I met along the way were like frightened bunnies, running away with their lives, and I couldn't carry my coat to chase them in order to maintain my demeanor, and as a result, I couldn't show my gorgeous skills for so long, I couldn't show my gorgeous skills or anything, it was so sad!

I am sentimental. As soon as I looked up, I saw a defender, standing exactly two meters in front of him, a perfect passing distance!

Yuwen Xiuce's eyes deliberately looked at the opponent's right side, and made a legendary gaze feint, but in fact, he used a force under his feet. Lian ran to the left with the ball.

The defenders saw Yuwen Xiuce looking at his left, and reflexively dodged to the left......

"I'll go, Instructor Wang is so fierce! He was the only one in the audience who dared to stop Yuwen Xiuce! An audience member who didn't know the truth expressed his heartfelt admiration again and again.

Audience B: "I didn't expect Instructor Wang to be so agile, and Yuwen Xiuce's change of direction can be described as moving as if taking off his pants...... Rabbit! Even if ordinary people judge the right direction, it is difficult to keep up with his speed, this Instructor Wang is not only agile, but even more difficult is to predict the breakthrough direction of Yuwen Xiuce in advance, he is really a master! ”

In short, there was a madness in the audience, and the rostrum was ...... It's crazy too!

There was a serious disagreement among the leaders of the army about who Instructor Wang belonged to, and since everyone was not very good at using language to express themselves, they ...... At this time, the battle was already in full swing.

On the pitch...... It's crazy too!

It is rare for someone in the instructor team to stand up and show their strength, although others dare not fight against Yuwen Xiuce with great fanfare like Instructor Wang, but they can still do it with a finger secretly!

Thumbs up?

Just kidding, what should I do if I am seen by Yuwen Xiuce? Is this for fear that the boss won't come to shoot himself to death, so he must fight to throw a taunt?!

At this time, you must put up your index finger!

What does it mean...... Of course, it is to praise the other party for the existence between cow A and cow C!

And Instructor Wang ...... Crazy too!

Nima ...... Uncle Xiuce, didn't you just look to the right? You see that the right side is so affectionate, why are you running to the left? You're just going to trap me!

I've been hiding so fast, and you're still going to trick me?!

Yuwen Xiuce was naturally very unhappy, looking at the other party's dodging actions and frightened expressions on his face, it was not difficult to understand that the joints were just his own high-end and high-grade feints. was cracked so inferiorly, in addition to lamenting the pearl's secret investment, it is also a bit untimely.

Forget it, you can't care about fools......

Yuwen Xiuce continued to look to the right, and this time, the whole person also headed to the right.

Instructor Wang's little heart was still pounding. Nima has never jumped so fast when she was in love!

said that it was too late, and the young master Yuwen Xiuce in front of him looked at his right again......

Instructor Wang felt that he had never been so smart, and for the first time in his life, it only took 0.00001 seconds to judge that Yuwen Xiuce still wanted to go to the left this time based on his previous experience, so he used his strength to eat milk and rushed to the right!

"Wow——!"

"What a miracle!"

"Instructor Wang, Saigao!"

"I knew that Instructor Wang was a real man! Not only can you stop Yuwen Xiuce once, but you can also stop it a second time! ”

I don't know who said it, at this time, Instructor Wang is absolutely unreally...... What a "sweat"!

This scared me. My head is sweating like a fountain!

Yuwen Xiuce felt that he was a little back today, and it was just enough to be stopped once by a fool, and he was even stopped in a row!

[Author: From this incident, it can be seen from the side that your intelligence may not be as good as that of a fool! 】

The current situation is very tangled, and no matter which direction Yuwen Xiuce looks in the future, he may be stopped by this fool who does not play cards according to common sense in front of him......

That's the scariest defender! Born immune to any feints, why don't you look at people or balls, watch ...... It depends on the mood!

Yuwen Xiuce hesitated.

Do you want to send a tiger up and shoot him to death?

After thinking about it for a few seconds. Yuwen Xiuce decided——

Do it yourself!

Ahem, Yuwen Xiuce decided to use a magical ball skill that can be called a 100% passing rate!

At this time, Yuwen Xiuce and Instructor Wang were only half a meter apart. I saw Xiuce lightly use his toes to slightly provoke the football slightly, and the obstacle of the customer service coat shook his thighs back, and then based on his legs, waist, and hips, he worked together, and his right foot was like a tomahawk. Slam the soccer ball in the air.

"Bang ——!"

After a loud bang, Instructor Wang covered the moment, and the excessive pain made him lose all consciousness in an instant, and he lost his balance and muscle support, as if he had been shot. Rolling his eyes, he slowly fell to the ground......

That's right, this is the legendary magic ball skill that can be called a 100% passing rate - "let you be a vegetative" person-law!

The core theory can be summed up as follows: first turn the defender into a vegetative person, and then go to the ...... Uh, over him!

[Yuwen Xiuce: What did you think when you wrote a book? Pay attention to me, Soul Light! 】

The instructor company was surprised to find that Yuwen Xiuce didn't need to sacrifice the humanoid nuclear warhead on the side at all, and it could have such terrifying lethality...... Nima, that's scary!

As a result, all the defenders learned from Instructor Wang's previous experience, protected the vital parts, and quickly moved away from the dangerous area at a speed that the strikers could not reach......

If there is a professional narrator to explain at this time, I will definitely say-

The defenders of the instructor team are in ...... Running very actively!

Yuwen Xiuce wanted to play "Let You Vegetative" again several times, but unfortunately the defenders' runs were too active, and it was really difficult to aim......

And at the next moment, Yuwen Xiuce stood in front of the goal, watching the opponent's goalkeeper trembling and barely making a gesture of planning to save on the goal line, and his heart was full of doubts.

What sustained him and gave him such courage to face my master's "let you be vegetative" shoot?!

[Author: Hey, isn't it a great law? How did it become a shooting big - law again?! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: The so-called one law is universal and ten thousand laws are universal, this is the same thing! ] 】

Yuwen Xiuce was going to make a razor-like shot, so he passed the ball to the opponent's goalkeeper, said it, and passed the trouble back.

Then the goalkeeper was frightened by Xiuce's aura, stayed in place and didn't dare to move at all, watching the football roll into the goal at a turtle speed, and finally squeezed out a very reluctant smile, due to excessive force, the corners of his mouth were almost grinning to the root of his ears, like the famous pervert in Batman - the clown classmate.

It's not interesting to kick the ball to this extent, the players on the field are basically broken, one or two look like the walking dead, or severely mentally disabled, in short, the sloths who have lost their brains are smarter than them!

And the only player in the audience who not only has the ability to act, but also is quite agile, has been turned into a vegetative person by Yuwen Xiuce at this time.

The medical staff who came to the field on a stretcher to carry Instructor Wang just now saw with their own eyes that the idol of life who resisted power and was not afraid of violence suffered such a situation, and their tears were like urine when the embankment was broken, and they could be sprinkled in the wind!

After that, Yuwen Xiuce made an extremely wise decision to replace people!

In the tearful and deafening applause of the audience, Yuwen Xiuce waved his hand and walked to the stands.

On the rostrum, it was even more exaggerated, and the military leaders finally stopped beating each other and punched each other out of the crotch, and regained the demeanor that should belong to them.

In view of the fact that the time of the first half was almost exhausted by Yuwen Xiuce, both sides readjusted the lineup, and the freshman team also gave up the defensive counterattack lineup, intending to fight with the instructor Bayonet, and the instructor team was holding their breath, for the glory of the soldiers, for the ...... To commemorate our planted comrades-in-arms, Instructor Wang is immortal!

Finally, with ten minutes left in the second half, the instructor team pretended the score to be a 2:2 draw, no matter how hard the freshman team tried, it was not the opponent of a group of beasts who ran 50 kilometers with weights all day, and their physical fitness had already reached the limit, so they had to shrink back and try their best to keep the draw as much as possible. The whole team is pressed in the big penalty area, the situation is precarious, depending on the situation, it is only a matter of time before another goal is conceded.

At this critical juncture, the fourth official on the sidelines raised a card, and the freshman team applied for a replacement!

The instructors were in full swing and completely dismissive of the move.

This can't be blamed for people's arrogance, it's just that the players who were replaced before the freshman team didn't play any role at all under the impact of the instructor's wolf tactics......

At this time, unless all 11 people on the field are replaced and a new group of new forces are brought up, it will not help to turn the tide of the battle.

But as soon as the fourth official played a game, the audience immediately boiled when they saw the player who was about to play!

The audience immediately cheered and didn't say anything, and the audience was as excited as if they wanted to listen to Lao Guo's cross talk......

Well...... Could it be that the opponent still has a secret weapon?

The instructors immediately turned their eyes, and when they saw it, they suddenly lost their minds......

Nima is not a secret weapon, this is a nuclear weapon!

Humanoid self-stinky faceless dead pervert!

[Yuwen Xiuce: Rely on ...... I'm not on, you're on! 】

[Author: What? Wronged you? Why change it down and change it again, creating a precedent for substitutions in the history of football, do you think this is playing basketball?! 】

In short, Yuwen Xiuce played. (To be continued.) )

PS: I suddenly thought of my teammates who were stunned by my own shot...... Alas, then I couldn't kick so accurately......