Chapter 343: The Sage Swears for the Third Time

"Me? I really only touched her once! It's true! ”

Confucius explained, while letting go of Qi Guanshi and lying on the side.

"I just touched it and pinched it! Her one wasn't that big, not as big as it is now. At that time, she was just developing, just growing into a prototype, just like a fat person. I thought it was because her chest muscles were underdeveloped, and I wanted to joke that she wasn't a martial arts practitioner. People who practice martial arts have very strong muscles......"

"Woo woo woo ......," Qi Guan cried and lay on his side.

After Confucius finished speaking, he sat up. Stretched out his hand and hugged Qi Guan's family and hugged him into his arms.

"What do you want me to say before you believe me? I've already sworn twice on this matter, I? Don't? Do you want me to swear three times about the same thing? I? Later? I? I'm going to make a lot of vows? I? Kong Qiu made a mistake unintentionally, but he did it! And someone else! Have the heart to make mistakes, but feel at ease? I? Whining! ”

Confucius really wanted to cry, so angry that he wanted to cry.

Seeing that Qi Guanshi was just crying, he ignored him, and had no choice but to swear for the third time: "If my Kongqiu is intentional, my Kongqiu will be hit by five thunders from the sky, and I will not die well......."

"Who made you swear? Who wants you to swear? Woo woo woo ......" Qi Guan hurriedly reached over and covered Confucius's mouth to prevent him from swearing.

"Hmm! Not! Not! I'm not afraid! Confucius twisted his head, not letting the official cover him, and continued: "I'm not afraid! I swear it's fine! Because I didn't! No is no! You are not afraid of vows! I really don't! It's true! You trust me! Believe me! ”

"Hmmm! I believe you! Trust you! Trust you! Woo woo woo ...... "Qi Guan agreed, leaning his head into Confucius's arms.

"I'm Kongqiu said! I don't seek to be a saint! I just want to have no big mistakes in my life! There is no intentional fault. What do I do with Confucius? Is there no big fault in life? Woowoo woo ......"

Confucius said, hugging Qi Guanshi and crying.

"Husband! Husband! Woooooo You don't cry! Don't cry! There is a young sister! My sister believes in you! My sister will always believe in you! Woowoo woo ......"

On the wedding night, Confucius and Qi Guan's family passed like this, and there was no incident that Helian hoped for. The two of them didn't take off their clothes and hugged each other. First I cried, and then I said something close to myself.

At dawn, the two of them remembered that they hadn't done that. But! By this time it was already late, and it was dawn. Both of them were virgins, and neither dared to start, for fear that someone would come and call them for dinner after dawn.

According to local customs, newlyweds are not allowed to sleep lazy, lest they be called "gluttonous". Women will be said that you are shameless, and men will be said that you do not care for women.

Shen Lao treated Confucius as his own son, and Shen Lao's family also regarded Confucius as his own brother, uncle and elder. Confucius married into a round house, just like a family member in a round house, and gave the same treatment to his family and served the two of them with food. So! Confucius and Qi Guan's two people can't do things after dawn.

Of course! Saints are also human beings. At that time, Confucius was not a saint, but an ordinary person, so he naturally wanted to satisfy men's curiosity. Except for the absence of deep contact, everything else was normal.

Hearing someone walking outside, the two stopped. After resting for a while, I got up.

Morning! Many people came to visit and congratulate. After everyone saw Confucius and Qi Guan, they couldn't believe it? It is suspected that these two must have fought all night last night. Otherwise! The eye sockets of the two of them were deeply sunken.

That's how life goes! You don't even know if you're misunderstood.

Helian and Zinian were also mixed in the crowd, looking at Teacher Kong and Shi Niang. Others stepped forward to say congratulatory words, and they were no exception, and they stepped forward to greet the teacher if he needed anything.

Ha Lian is like no one, there is no shame at all. I don't feel that what I did last night was a bit excessive, and I don't think there's anything wrong with being bumped into by the teacher. The teacher didn't say anything about her when she saw her, she thought that the teacher didn't dare, and she didn't think deeply: the teacher was forgiving her and giving her a chance to repent and understand things.

Yes! Confucius did not dare to accuse her to her face. If she dares to accuse her in person, she will not finish with the teacher, and she will find out all the teacher's troubles.

Zi Nian, on the contrary, didn't dare to look at the teacher's face, for fear of meeting the teacher's eyes. He was a man of shame and knew that what he was doing was excessive. Although it wasn't his intention last night, he peeked at it under the temptation of Ha Lian.

In the afternoon, the congratulatory relatives and friends were dispersed, and Confucius saw that Zinian was a little evasive, so he called him over.

Teaching according to his aptitude, Confucius saw that Zinian was a person who could be educated, so he should enlighten and enlighten him, let him let go of his burden, and not worry about last night's events. And also! His relationship with Helian, the teacher also had to remind him.

Zi Nian followed behind Confucius in shame and came to the wilderness, looking like a child who had done something wrong.

Confucius turned around, pulled his face down, and reproached, "You are also messing with Helian? You? She's not sensible, and you're not sensible? You? If you are seen by outsiders, you? Do you still have a face? You? ”

"Me? I? Zinian didn't quibble, bowed his head and stopped talking.

"You are older than Helian, take the lead in everything, guide her, and you can't let her do nonsense. Let her be, then it's not messy? You don't say I don't talk about her, I can't say her. As soon as I talked about her, she talked about me about it, so that I didn't dare to talk to her, you know? ”

"Hmm!" Zi Nian nodded in agreement.

"I believe in you, I know who you are, and I say you a word. Furthermore! Since you are my student, I have a duty to teach......"

Just when Confucius called Zinian aside to speak, something happened again on Helian's side.

Seeing that Confucius had called Zinian aside, Helian thought that the opportunity had come, so she called her sister Qi Guan into the room, looking mysterious.

When the Qi Guan clan saw Helian's appearance, he was shocked at first. Forthwith! It's calm. She probably knew what kind of person Ha Lian was.

I thought: OK! I just wanted to ask you.

"Master!" Helian asked in a low voice, "You two?" Two! Two! ……”

"Two what?" Qi Guanshi asked.

In fact! She already knew in her heart what Ha Lian wanted to say. just deliberately pretended not to know, and let Helian say it herself.

"You two last night, very powerful!"

"What's so powerful?"

"That! That one! It's awesome! ”

"Which one is powerful?"

"That! That one! That's it! Helian was so anxious that her face was flushed, and she gestured with her hands!

"Hmmm! Shame on you! Shame on you! No! Qi Guan turned his face to the side, not daring to look at Helian.

This river lotus! What a shame! No wonder her husband is so afraid of her!

(End of chapter)