Chapter 202: Casino Makeover [Ask for Collection]
"Ah, is that so...... Wasn't I gambling just now? Lin Xuan frowned, which made the shop owners on the side squeeze their eyebrows and give the casino owner a hint.
Isn't this guy stupid? Haven't you thought about the process that is happening today? It can be summarized in three points.
The saint gambles with you, not to see what you have, but what he will do.
The saint gambles with you, not by what you want, but by what he has.
The saint gambles with you, not by your rules, but by what he thinks.
Don't you even have this kind of comprehension? Well, maybe he can't keep up with Lin Daoyou's pace......
"That's too boring to gamble, and you can't win all the time." Lin Xuan said, the casino owner was about to refute, but immediately shut up.
Because he saw the hint of the shopkeeper.
"By the way, how do you play the other gambling facilities in this casino?" Lin Xuan asked curiously, which made the casino owner's eyes light up.
However, after he finished his introduction, Lin Xuan shook his head, "It's boring, it's better to kill the Three Kingdoms." ”
The owner of the shop: "Now it's the werewolf killed, of course, in fact, I prefer Yu-Gi-Oh's, card calling, men's romance." ”
Lin Xuan agreed with this, drew a card, put it into the instrument, and immediately summoned a thing...... Wow, I have a bold idea.
"Is there such a thing in the world?" Lin Xuan asked.
"Some people do refine some Dao artifacts into this kind of thing, but that kind of card-drawing and summoning creatures can't really be realized." The shopkeeper said.
"Then why don't I create a world like this, or create a system like this?" Lin Xuan came up with this idea, similar to this idea, in fact, he has a lot of it.
But some are easier for him to create a world than to remember, and some are forgotten immediately, but it is a bit troublesome to get a system.
He wanted to be lazy, he wanted to sleep well.
"Do you open a casino just to take someone else's time?" Lin Xuan asked, which made the casino owner's eyes light up.
Senior: This is ...... Want to take care of yourself? Ahem, what are you thinking, but now that he was having fun with his seniors just now, he wants to give himself some reward?
"Not only that, in fact, I also started from the Purple Mountain because of the great changes in heaven and earth, so I came to take a look and wanted to get some opportunities, this place is very special." He said truthfully.
"O pyramid of Tiga! There's even this kind of thing! As soon as these words came out, Lin Xuan didn't know what to say.
The pyramid made to cover up the sinkhole has been misunderstood by many people...... How many versions have been derived......
Although this kind of thing is also considered to be troublesome, it can be regarded as the mastermind behind the scenes, and it can be regarded as "shocking", but it gives him a strange feeling.
It seems to be ...... Is it better to be passively malleable than actively?
"Oh, then I basically understand, you're not like a villain, you directly absorb other people's time, I don't know how high it is than that aging demon."
"Through gambling, it is indeed in accordance with the Basic Law, but I think the gambling time is too violent, a little bad, why don't we renovate this casino." Lin Xuan began to get excited.
Makeover!
As soon as these words came out, the casino owner hesitated directly, while the shop owner looked at him with pity.
"I think it's too good for all of your gambling facilities, replace them all, replace them with Go, backgammon, these excellent facilities are very good." Lin Xuan began to plan.
Casino owner: "......"
Shop Owner: "......"
Xia Lan: "......"
Lin Xuan circled around the casino again and pointed to the two waiters, "Look at them, they are dressed in tatters, they don't match the style of the casino, let's change it, it's best to change it to Ultraman, Kamen Rider, Super Sentai, Armored Warrior's holster." ”
Casino owner: "......"
Shop Owner: "......"
Xia Lan: "......"
Two waiters: "......, our clothes were in good condition just now, but they were trampled by the crowd that you made out."
And let us wear this kind of clothes......
They wanted to fight, but they received the constant hints from their boss, and finally they could only go silent.
Where there is oppression, there is resistance!
Next, Lin Xuan repeatedly put forward all kinds of "wonderful" opinions, not to mention the boss who had no mentality, even Xia Lan and the shop owner twitched the corners of their mouths.
It's not a makeover...... It's destroying and then innovating...... What kind of casino is this! This is a playground for elementary school students!
"As for the pay, just the fritters, what flavor do you want? Increasing cultivation? Increasing speed? Breaking through the bottleneck? Or is it the essence of life that you want most? ”
"What a great fritter, don't fritter, just change it to spicy sticks like me." The shopkeeper said.
Casino owner: "......"
He looked at the fritters in his hand and nodded silently, is this asking me to quit gambling? This town is horrible!
"Then let's go first." Lin Xuan said and left in a dashing manner, because he had already received a notice from the bronze coffin that the plane had landed.
It's back to the little world behind the toilet.
“OK。” Lin Xuan ran away, and the owner of the shop said that he wanted to go back to his shop, and then went around in a big circle and returned to the casino.
"Since Lin Daoyou agrees with your approach, make a price for your life essence, and I will buy them all." He said.
"Ah...... May be a bit expensive. The casino owner's face was embarrassed, this was the key to his breakthrough, and he wanted to become Xuansheng.
"It's okay, or I'll trade it for something that also provides life essence to you." The shopkeeper said.
"I've lived in seclusion here for a long time, and I have feelings for this small town, and most of the people you absorb life have come to me to buy things and chat with me, and I don't want them to die young." He said.
"Oh...... Good. The casino owner didn't say anything and made a deal with him, and over there, back at home, Lin Xuan asked Xia Lan where he wanted to place the starry sky map.
"In the toilet, squatting in the pit in the future and not looking at the phone to look at the starry sky." Xia Lan said, she was just joking, but she didn't expect Lin Xuan to have an approving look.
Then it was her turn to embarrassment.
"Brother, put this kind of high-quality picture in the toilet and that kind of place...... It's not good! Let's put it in the living room. Xia Lan said, and Lin Xuan nodded.
Then he clicked on the Q group and saw the news that the Venerable Ziyun had asked him, and asked him if he had time to go to archaeology.
"Tomb robbing? Like in the tomb robbery notes? Lin Xuan asked.
"emmmm, what an old book, it's much more terrible than the one in it, there are a lot of unimaginable things, Lin Daoyou, won't you?" He asked, trying to describe the interesting side of the tombs.
But Lin Xuan refused.
Salted fish tomb robbery? Inexistent! The style of painting is too crooked!
And the itinerary seems to be a little full these days, can you still let people have a good leisure. After tonight's troubles, the salted fish is about to enter the hibernation period!
Don't ask if salted fish hibernate!