【Chapter 256】Bean cake and wine
The reason why Wang Xiaotie took on this difficult challenge was not only for the sake of the face of the map, but most importantly, the name of the island was called "Food Island", which was also a must-pass place for Wang Xiaotie.
With the expectations of the mermaid queen and the turtle immortals, Wang Xiaotie returned to the sea with this rich harvest.
There were also three big fish monsters accompanying him, who followed as Wang Xiaotie's loyal subordinates. In the original words of the turtle immortals, Wang Xiaotie can command them to do anything, this is a domestic pet that has been tamed enough to understand the orders of its owner!
After listening to the words of the turtle immortal, the first thing that flashed in Wang Xiaotie's mind was the meal he had eaten, and the taste was absolutely aftertaste! I wonder what these three big fish monsters tasted like?
Uh~ I don't know if the turtle immortal knew what Wang Xiaotie was thinking at the moment, he would be angry and go straight to the west.
"A big bag of sauce, this is the ultimate trick to complete the mysterious task of the cheap master!"
"A pack of glow sticks, keep this for future expeditions! One two three four...... Fifty-five bottles of premium liquor! I rub! Eighty-two years of Lafite, this Nima is worth a lot of money! No, let's try it first! This isn't something you can drink! ”
"Lao Tzu, this is replenishing fresh water! Absolute forcing is not gluttony! Carefully opening a bottle of wine, Wang Xiaotie leaned his neck and poured a big sip!
"Wow ~ Hiccup! Wine! Wipe! That's exciting! "Wang Xiaotie has almost never touched alcohol, and wine is definitely the most powerful proof on the road to a man!
"Which ~ Wang Ba calf said~ said, good wine is not on the top? Why does Lao Tzu feel dizzy? ”
Wang Xiaotie, a fool, forgot that he is now on the sea, as a young person who drinks for the first time, and is still in such a superb place, it is unreasonable not to faint!
"Haha! See what it is? Zhen Nima laughed to death! This is the legendary alien: the Beanhorn! I rubbed it! A bean can grow to the size of a basketball, this mutation is simply inhumane! I guess I have to eat this bean for several days, right? Awesome! ”
Because the yield of this kind of deep-sea beans is not too high, and the amount is sufficient, it cannot be kept fresh for a long time, so Wang Xiaotie only brought one back, if it wasn't for the strong recommendation of the turtle immortals, Wang Xiaotie would never have left this thing on his body!
"Why don't you eat this super soybean horn tonight? This shouldn't be the same as the beans I've eaten before, right? ”
Compared with other harvests, Wang Xiaotie seems to be more interested in this basketball-like mutant bean, just like a fly meeting something, his eyes are hooked, and his appearance looks more obscene and obscene!
"Lao Tzu eats this, will it increase lifespan? It doesn't take another 500 years, you can add another 100 years, and Lao Tzu will be content! ”
This is not Wang Xiaotie in YY, after all, he has inquired, in the world under the sea, everyone is a long-lived person. However, even if the cause of this phenomenon is mutated food, Wang Xiaotie also understands that he is in a game after all, and some things really can't be taken too seriously.
"People have to have dreams! What if it comes to fruition? Who knows**~ Ah, phew! It's the goddess of luck, so what if the little smashes it and sees Lao Tzu? It's not impossible, who called Lao Tzu so handsome? ”
"Soybean horn, soybean horn! Hey! Lao Tzu loves soybean horn the most! Stir-fry first, hey! Braised again, hey! I can't eat eight out of ten meals! ”
Wang Xiaotie hummed his latest original single, and began to prepare for tonight's dinner!
"This Nima is still a pomp that a kitchen god should have!" Wang Xiaotie didn't know what was wrong, he seemed to be a little obsessed with the feeling of cooking for a while. He doesn't think of himself as a foodie, but just enjoys the pattern of going from nothing in the wild to being able to eat a full meal. However, I also understand that this kind of cooking made for survival can only be wrapped in the stomach, and it cannot be put on the table, and in reality, any chef apprentice who comes out is better than himself. Uh~ In addition to cooking instant noodles!
Reasonably, moist soybeans will definitely not look like ordinary sun-dried beans, which can be easily ground into flour and noodles, but this is difficult Wang Xiaotie, one of the essential skills of otaku: innovation! Uh~ It can also be said to be messing around!
Wang Xiaotie used a mountain knife to cut a piece of watery bean meat like cutting a watermelon, put it into a metal basin found from the combined cabin, and then pressed it on the deck and began to pound it!
I didn't stop until the tender green bean meat was mashed into a paste.
"Let's try Lao Tzu's exclusive recipe!" Wang Xiaotie unequivocally put the seasoning sauce he brought back from the bottom of the sea into the bean paste one by one, although a small amount of everything was put in, but it couldn't resist the seasoning, and there were more than a dozen bottles of unopened ones!
Because this is just a copy of the game, it gave Wang Xiaotie infinite courage to toss so indiscriminately. If this is in reality, give him a hundred guts, he will not dare to eat expired things! Especially something that is five hundred years overdue!
"Spin, stir, I don't stop! ……”
Accompanied by out-of-tune songs, Wang Xiaotie finally made a big pot of green and unknown substances!
Grab a handful with your hands, knead it into a ball, then put your hands together and press hard! A bean cake mixed with thousands of different expired seasonings is complete!
Lighting the fire, Wang Xiaotie couldn't wait to stick the bean cake on the iron plate above the fire, listening to the sound of the bean cake being roasted by the fire, and the aroma that drilled into his nose from time to time, Wang Xiaotie was very satisfied!
Holding back his rumbling stomach, Wang Xiaotie baked all the bean cakes in one go, and after extinguishing the fire, he carefully picked up a bean cake and put it in his mouth.
"Hmm~ delicious! Lao Tzu's cooking skills are absolutely invincible! Don't be too awesome! ”
After tasting a small bite, nothing terrible happened, and Wang Xiaotie immediately devoured it!
After eating six in one go and drinking half a bottle of high-end champagne, Wang Xiaotie burped contentedly, staggered into the cabin, fell down on the bed, and fell asleep.
The three big fish monsters loyally patrolled around the combined boat where Wang Xiaotie was, protecting Wang Xiaotie's life.
Wang Xiaotie, who was in a daze, was woken up by the chaotic sound, he drank high last night, opened his eyes in a little confusion, and muttered dissatisfiedly and walked out of the cabin.
The early morning sea breeze made Wang Xiaotie shiver, and his consciousness suddenly sobered up a little.
Looking at the sea not far away, Wang Xiaotie gradually changed from confusion to shock!
Lots of boats! This is the first impression of Wang Xiaotie.
"Isn't this Nima the end of the world? Who can tell Lao Tzu where the ship like a warship crossed from? ”