Fang Jishi thought that Zhang Shanfeng was lying to him, but when he heard the shouts of the guards in the courtyard, he had to get serious.

Run! Run!

But! One of his hands still grabbed it and grabbed one of Zhang Shanfeng's ears.

"Ouch! Master! ”

"Call! Call it again! ”

"Master! I was wrong! Ouch! Pain! Pain! Brother Zinian! Pain! Yo yo yo ......"

Zhang Shanfeng said that it was painful, and at the same time remembered Helian's words at that time.

After Helian's city gate was broken by Zinian, he also shouted: "Ouch! Brother Zinian! Pain! Woooooo ......" and then "Yo! Yo! Yo ......" sound.

"Did you really go and see it?" Fang Jishi was angry and funny, and asked.

"Look!"

"What do you see?"

"See two bare butts! Ouch! ……”

Fang Jishi exerted his strength, twisted Zhang Shanfeng's ears, and the two of them rushed towards the carriage.

"Sure enough! You really came to see it! Hey! ”

"Master! How do you know I'm coming to peek? Ouch yo ......"

"What do you say?"

"Master! Do you want to come and take a peek too? Ouch! ……”

"Am I like you?" Fang Jishi said angrily.

"Master! If you're not trying to peek, how do you know I'm coming out of there? Ouch yo ......"

"Who am I? You are your master! ”

"Where there is a teacher, there must be a disciple! Ouch yo ......"

"You did something bad, and you still got the master involved? Hey! ”

"Master said! The apprentice is not good, and the master is responsible! Ouch yo ......"

Before the two of them reached the gate, several guards also came out of the wall. Moreover! Rushed this way.

After Fang Jishi twisted Zhang Shanfeng's ears and ran for a while, he slowed down and didn't run so desperately anymore. If I had kept running desperately, I would have dumped those people a long time ago. This is not? Do you want to train a disciple? It slowed down.

"Look at you? He is taller than the master, and he is not sensible! What if you are the quilt or the river lotus finds out? How embarrassing? You? Fang Jishi said.

"They're embarrassed to take off their clothes, so what's so embarrassing for me to see? Ouch yo ......"

"People are newly married, it is legal!"

Zhang Shanfeng quibbled again: "Then the lights should also be turned off?" Neither of them had their lights off, and they didn't mean to show me. ”

"The sage said: Don't ignore ...... incivility"

"That's not a sage, that's Confucius! Teacher! You're wrong! Hey, hey, hey......" Zhang Shanfeng pretended to be very smart and corrected the teacher's mistakes.

"Confucius is a sage! Saints of the future! ”

"Cut!" Zhang Shanfeng said disdainfully: "I heard that he used to touch and pinch the river lotus!" Ouch! I won't say it! Ouch! Master! I was wrong! Ouch yo ......"

As soon as Fang Jishi exerted his strength, Zhang Shanfeng was in pain.

But! The cornerstone of the square did not exert any more force, and! Loosened the hand that was twisting the ear.

"Great God? How about the two of you? One of the guards asked in disbelief as he ran over panting.

I thought: No, right? The great god and his disciples secretly ran into Zi Nian's wedding room to see how the two of them had a round of room?

This great god! It's too inauthentic, isn't it? This, this, this? Isn't it? Didn't you already give up the river lotus to Zinian? How? Seeing that Helian has grown up and is beautiful, you are reluctant?

Come to think of it! The guard's heart couldn't help but feel a pang of contempt. The image of the great god in his mind was greatly discounted.

"I saw two black shadows over there, so I chased after Zhang Shanfeng. Outcome! Didn't see anything. Fang Jishi said pretendly.

"Did a thief go in?" Zhang Shanfeng also pretended to be serious and asked.

"No? No, no! The guard hurried to his feet.

A few more guards climbed over the wall and ran. Seeing that it was Fang Jishi's master and apprentice, they couldn't believe it.

"We followed Lao Tzu together, and when we went back late, we just wandered around the city, didn't we? turned to this side, and found that there were people over there, so he rushed over...... "Seeing that the looks of the guards were not right, Fang Jishi hurriedly moved Lao Tzu out again.

"Lao Tzu?"

"Lao Tzu?"

Zhang Shanfeng and the guards couldn't believe it, Lao Tzu is also here?

No way? Lao Tzu is also? He also came to peek at other people's round houses? ……

When he came to the gate of Zi Nian's mansion, Zi Nian had already come out of the mansion.

Seeing Lao Tzu standing by the carriage, Zi Nian walked over in disbelief and asked, "Mr. Lao Tzu?" You? Why are you doing so much in the middle of the night? What are you doing standing outside? ”

"Oh! Oh! Lao Tzu said: "The three of us were about to go back to the palace, but halfway through, the great god said that he saw a black shadow with a suspicious appearance, so he got out of the car and chased after him." Outcome! I'm chasing you to your mansion! What's wrong? Burglarized at home? The gift you received today was stolen? Jewelry, jade stolen? ”

"Me?" Zi Nian was embarrassed to say it. "No? Not! Nothing! I heard that there was a carriage outside, so I came out! ”

"Oh? ......" Lao Tzu pretended to believe very much and responded.

At this time! Fang Jishi led Zhang Shanfeng and the others over.

"Someone came into your mansion, right?" Fang Jishi didn't admit himself, and asked first.

Zhang Shanfeng stood aside, not daring to look at Zinian head-on. Seeing that the master would also lie, he snickered alone.

"Yes!" Zinian replied.

"There are a lot of people today, and some people have mixed in and not come out, and they don't want to steal something at night?" Fang Jishi said again.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Lao Tzu quickly interjected: "Didn't you say that you saw a dark shadow?" What about the Dark Shadow? ”

"Dark Shadow?" Fang Jishi froze for a moment, and immediately reacted. said: "The shadow disappeared when it reached the base of the wall. Zhang Shanfeng and I searched for a while, but we couldn't find ......."

"Yes! Oh, yes! That guy's kung fu is good, my master can't even catch him! Only then did Zhang Shanfeng stand up to help.

The three of them told the lie to the core, and the matter was over.

Zi Nian left the three of them to go in to drink tea, but they were rejected by Fang Jishi and Lao Tzu.

Without saying a word all the way, the three of them returned to the Zhou storage room in the palace.

After entering the house, Fang Jishi twisted Zhang Shanfeng's other ear and entered Lao Tzu's bedroom.

Lao Tzu also followed in with a smile, waiting to see the joke. He also wanted to know, what did this Zhang Shanfeng do when he went in?

There was a guard driver on the road, and it was inconvenient to teach Zhang Shanfeng a lesson, so he didn't pursue it.

Zhang Shanfeng knelt there, smiling mischievously.

"Say! What did you do? Lao Tzu asked.

Zhang Shanfeng was honest, so he secretly entered Zinian's mansion, and then entered the marriage room without the eyes and ears of the guards, first hid in the closet, and then got under the bed...... Confessed.

“…… Master! Phew! Phew! Helian rubbed her body like this, and then! Throwing the burlap under the bed smashed me in the face! Phew! Yes! What does that smell like! ……”

"You deserve it!"

"Well deserved!"

When Fang Jishi and Lao Tzu heard this, they both laughed.

(End of chapter)