Chapter 84: Zhuge Xiuce appears again
"This ...... How can this be a good ......," the friend of the brother and noble NPC muttered anxiously, "Do you have to use all your strength to cultivate from scratch?" ”
At this moment, a confident word came from beside him, "Don't panic, don't panic, Liang has a plan!" ”
As soon as he looked up, Xiuce, who was still dressed in gorgeous fashion, had changed his equipment in an instant-lupine scarf wind, white clothes, white shirts, white pants!
[Yuwen Xiuce: Isn't it okay to have special white pants? ] White pants will give people a very bad association! 】
[Author: You evil-minded beast, you dare to think of a white lace thong! 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: I'll just say the color, you even said the shape of the lace...... You are so specific about who the hell is a beast! 】
In short, Yuwen Xiuce has keenly seized the opportunity to pretend to be forced and finished changing clothes. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"The plan will be released!" Brother Gui's Friend NPC is worthy of being a little better than Brother Gui's mind, and he entered the role in an instant.
"The use of spells requires the harmony of yin and yang, chaos and chaos, and the two of you are currently holding one of the two forces of yin and yang, there is a way, maybe you can reluctantly urge the spell, but the sacrifice is very large, and there is a possibility of failure, do you want to think again?" Yuwen Xiuce said with his eyes closed.
[Yuwen Xiuce: It really hurts, and you can't pretend to be forced with your eyes open. No way, the quality of this fan is too good, and it doesn't leak at all......]
[Author: Then you fan slowly! ] The hands are fanning out the afterimage, if you change the fan, you can fly on the spot! 】
Brother Gui Friend looked at Yuwen Xiuce with his eyes closed at a loss, not quite sure why this was. Could it be that it is a secret method to close the five senses and improve intelligence?!
If you don't understand it, there's no way, and the NPC on the other side opened her mouth and asked Yuwen Xiuce: "Please ask the military advisor to come slowly, and I'll think about it later!" ”
[I can't see that you are not only a brother and a noble friend, but also a lot of books! ] Over time, he is also a member of the praise world! 】
"As long as the two of you work together and urge the two forces of yin and yang with the same level of strength, you can reconcile yin and yang into one, thus triggering the spell!" Yuwen Xiuce swore as if he really understood.
"It's that simple?" It was alarmist just now, but now it can be solved with one sentence? Brother Gui NPC couldn't help but be suspicious.
"Simple fart! Even if the same person mobilizes the two forces of yin and yang, it may not be exactly equal, the two of you are not one, and the level of cultivation is also different, how simple is it to achieve the degree of equality of yin and yang! "Yuwen Xiuce looks like I really understand.
"Strategist, what should I do!" Brother and noble friend is worthy of being a supernova in the praise world, and the feeling is very good as soon as the words come out!
"Have you ever heard of synchronization rates?" Yuwen Xiuce asked mysteriously.
"Neon Genesis Evangelion?!" Brother Gui Friend exclaimed.
Nima said you're fat, you're really gasping! It's just that you read a lot of books, and ancient people can also watch anime?!
"It's not!" Yuwen Xiuce glanced at the other party with disdain, "It's the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable Amitabha Buddha Great Yang Yang Joy Zen!" ”
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable Amitabha Buddha Great Yang Yang Joy Zen?" Although the name straddles Taoism, Buddhism, and Tibetan Tantra, it sounds full of lofty joy...... But I don't know why, my brother's friend suddenly had a bad premonition...... Especially what the other party is talking about is not the big yin and yang, but the big yang yang...... What the hell is Yangyang?!
"The so-called flesh is the essence of the gods, and desire is the outline of action, as long as the two of you work hard to cultivate the immeasurable Heavenly Venerable Amitabha Buddha Dayang Yang Joy Meditation, you can become one with the mind and body, so as to achieve the ideal state of a higher synchronization rate!" After Yuwen Xiuce said this, he felt that he was deeply moved by the theory he made up!
[If you take this set of theories to corrupt the country, you will definitely be sucked into the royal family by exception, right?!] 】
"Then this immeasurable Heavenly Venerable Amitabha Buddha Great Yang Yang Joy Zen...... How do you fix ......? "Brother and Noble NPC Friend was trembling all over his body when he asked this.
"Big brother, after so many years, I finally have a chance...... I...... I can teach you! "Brother Gui NPC was so excited that he couldn't speak clearly.
"Second brother!" The brother and the friend of the NPC had tears in his eyes, and he couldn't stop trembling all over his body.
"Big brother!"
"Second brother!"
Yuwen Xiuce just couldn't stand this kind of warm and touching scene, and threw down a camping tent and planned to slip away. If you don't flash people, you can't do it, and if you don't leave, Nima will definitely be blind!
"Heroes, please stay!" The two said in unison.
It's over, what are you afraid of......
Why don't you play such a difficult project as a threesome as soon as you come up, can't you two make do with it and warm up first?! Master, I've lost too much blood today, and I'm quite uncomfortable!
"Dry ...... Do? Yuwen Xiuce in the camera didn't dare to turn around, and asked tremblingly.
And Yuwen Xiuce's movements in front of the computer are even more exaggerated......
Leaning forward, holding the wires with your feet on the power supply, your concentration is high. Even if something amazing happens in the next moment, even if you are shocked and lose your mind for a short time, you can rely on your body's subconscious reaction to avoid the remaining massive damage......
"There must not be many opportunities for my two brothers to use this map, so it's just a good fate for the young man." As he spoke, the friend of the NPC took out a scroll from his bosom and threw it over.
"Map?!" After Yuwen Xiuce didn't know what material the scroll was made of, he unfolded it and took a look......
"Obviously there is nothing!" Yuwen Xiuce looked at it for a long time, but it was really a piece of bare leather. If it weren't for the other party wrapping it up carefully and greeting him before throwing it over, Yuwen Xiuce would have thought that this was a piece of seat cushion......
"Can't you see it too?" The other party sighed in disappointment.
[Why are you sighing? You tell me why are you sighing! You don't see it yourself, why despise me?! 】
[Also, you can't even see the map, and you definitely don't know where the treasure is, right?! This is a white wolf who has been planning to empty gloves for a long time! Although I have long suspected you two, standing there just talking and not looking for treasures, I don't know the specific information, but you are really unkind to do this! 】
[The little guilt that used to pit you is now gone! Not only did I not feel guilty, but I was very happy, you made me lose the opportunity for moral sublimation! 】
[My only regret now is that I didn't sacrifice the immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Amitabha Buddha, Dayangyang, people, ghosts, animals, and three cultivators of joy and Zen, so that you can go to the supreme wonderland with your brothers and friends! 】
The other party seemed to guess that Yuwen Xiuce was in a bad mood at this moment.
[Yuwen Xiuce: Why do you still need to guess! ] Didn't you see my middle finger raised high, sir? 】
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(Anyway, I lost my pillow when I got up this morning, and the little nurse in the ward had to twist her body to look, so it was all exposed...... )