"Alleviating the rebounding problem? It's really fake, Brother Winged Bucket! Okay, you, it turns out that you have a way at hand, but don't tell us, you are good enough to be hahahaha! ”

Cut......

In the center of the Kings team, Gu Yu heard Phil Jackson's words, and suddenly became excited, stepped forward with a smile, and discussed it with Phil Jackson no matter how big or small.

Not far away, under the basket at the end of the training ground far from everyone, a round black brother was bored holding a basketball and playing with the rebound by himself.

These people really have problems with their brains.

Hearing Gu Yu's shouting, and the players talking excitedly one by one, this person looked disdainful, glanced back at everyone, and the corners of his mouth turned down with disdain.

Turning around, he continued to play a game of self-throwing and self-snatching, this man didn't want to be part of the group at all.

It's no wonder that since accepting the contract and joining the squad, the man hasn't practiced with the team almost once.

If you want to talk about this contract, the veteran's base salary is basically the best offer that this person can get. But he is still a little dissatisfied with his agent.

Unlike other black players, this man has a decent financial mind, although he has not received any real big contracts in his entire career, but even if he does not take the contract of the Kings this year, his income is enough to ensure that he has no worries about food and clothing for the rest of his life.

In terms of age, this person has long passed the time when he can compete with those little fresh meat on the field. In the final stages of his career, all he wanted was to be able to go to a team that didn't have much momentum, preferably the kind that couldn't even make the playoffs. You don't have to play for a season, if only the coach is good at talking, you don't have to be there for training or games, and you can do what you want to do every day.

He himself is not a guy with any ambitions, although at his peak, he was considered to have a little name in the league, and even topped the list in the "league's dirtiest player vote" in one year, and once became the target of public criticism.

But he never thought about winning any damn championship, let alone making a name for himself. In the game, of course, you have to fulfill the duties of a professional player when you play, how much money you can do and how much work you do, you can't do less dirty actions, and you can't lose the ball you should grab.

But if he can do nothing and just sit and play and eat empty salary, he will not refuse at all.

Therefore, the most suitable teams for him are undoubtedly those who are not up or down. On the verge of the playoffs, the team has a full lineup that doesn't require much of a contribution from him and doesn't expect him to make much of a difference to the team.

In contrast, the young team in the rebuilding period needs him to be a mentor and play on the field from time to time. A team that intends to impact the playoffs needs some of his ability and experience to help the team at critical moments and get stuck in the playoffs.

The worst thing, of course, is that a team like the Kings has to go ahead and not only make the playoffs, but also the championship. Young players and veterans, no one is exempt, they all have to play, but fortunately, they don't die to play the trick of all the soldiers.

Even if Gu Yu is the absolute core of the team, even if the Kings are a team that is obviously more offensive than defensive, but in Phil Jackson's philosophy, in Divac's idea of recruitment, and in the overall tactical system of the Kings, no one is superfluous.

This is a headache for this person.

Fortunately, by lying about his injury, he escaped the entire regular season without playing a single game. Every time the team doctor or Divac contacted him directly and asked when he would be back, he would cry out in the voice of a dying voice:

"Oh, no...... My old body bones, it seems that I can't heal the injury, and I will rely on you in the future, come on, Kings! ”

After saying this, he put down the phone, and he could make a fuss again.

What the? The team's life or death? The King's record? The journey to the playoffs? A championship ring?

Who cares!

Besides, it's not like he hasn't won a championship ring, as early as 2010, he got a ring with the Philadelphia 76ers.

Eating empty salaries like this, this person spent the whole season in a mess, and he didn't play a game in the first half of the playoffs, and he was at ease.

However, all this beauty was shattered by a phone call after the third game of the finals.

"That, Ray ......"

"I'm not hurt! It hurts me, don't you know? Yes?!! ”

Seeing that the caller was Divac, the old brother's cold hair stood on end. Originally, the Kings could make the playoffs, which was enough to surprise him, making him a little frightened for a while, for fear that he would suddenly be called by the team to play in the playoffs.

Later, when he saw that the King's first-round opponent was actually the No. 1 Spurs in the West, he relieved himself and laughed three times into the sky.

As a result, the Kings successfully counterattacked and swept the promotion.

Looking at the opponent in the next round is the Clippers, he is not good, and feels that the Kings have consumed too much internal strength against the Spurs. The Clippers are so strong and have a full lineup, and the Kings will definitely suffer.

As a result, the king counterattacked again and advanced to the Western Finals.

finally got to the Western Finals, and the thunder on the opposite side gave him hope again, no matter how lucky your king is, it is impossible to beat a terrifying combination like Durant, Evans, and Cousins, right?!

The Kings then moved on to advance......

Now facing Philadelphia in the Finals, he feels that as long as he is a little transparent and survives this last short period, a maximum of five games, the season will be over, and he can be permanently relieved.

As a result, in the third game, he was remembered by Divac.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

Hearing his obvious nonsense reply, Divac coughed a few times on the other end of the phone: "I said you, our king also got a season's salary." You've always said that you can't play because you're injured or injured, and we're funny enough, right? Not a penny is missing yours, is it? ”

"That's true, but I'm hurt and I'm hurt, and it's not what I want to be hurt, so how can you accuse me of this??" The black buddy was anxious: "I said when I signed the contract, I have an old injury, I don't know when it will get better, and you also approved it, so I signed the contract." What do you mean by that now, do you mean that I am cheating? Deceive your feelings and eat empty wages?? ”

"Whether it's a fraud or not, you know better than me." Divac said.

"I'm relying on you, this is slander! Chi Guoguo's slander!! Brother Hei exclaimed angrily: "Do you believe that I sued you?" Yes?! ”

"Believe it, believe it, believe it, I believe it." Divac was not in a hurry, obviously knowing this person's temperament, and said: "But the board of directors above stared at me, saying that I opened a garbage contract and signed a useless person, and if I don't prove it to them, it will be difficult for me to do it." ”

I rely on agitation!

What experience does Black Brother have? Immediately I heard that Divac was agitating himself, so he would not be fooled: "Don't talk about it, I'll tell you if it's useless!" You didn't do your job well, what does it have to do with me?? Garbage is garbage, your agitation will only work for my cousin and Russell, but it will not work for me! ”

"I know it's useless to you, and I don't expect to get you back to the team to report back to the team with these few words." Divac continued to dig a hole and said: "But for the sake of me being so interesting and giving you a contract, you come to the team to show the team doctor and ask the team doctor to make a report to prove that you are really not well, you can continue to rest, and I can also make a difference, isn't it the best of both worlds?" ”

"Don't fool me!" Brother Hei was full of experience, and waved his hand domineeringly: "Why should the team doctor listen to me?" Why should you give me a certificate saying that I am injured?? No kidding, I won't be fooled......"

"Hehe, so, did what you just say just now mean that you are admitting that you are cheating......

Divac said a word, and Brother Black was stunned.

I've got a big groove! A thousand-year-old fox meets a 10,000-year-old turtle, and his own reputation will still be on the road!!

"Hehe, okay, okay, I'm not going to mess around with you anymore." Divac smiled: "I didn't record what I said just now, it's interesting enough!" You can also give me a little bit of a pass, come to the team, stuff some money for the team doctor, and ask him to give you an injury certificate, we have paid the difference, okay?? ”

"You...... Didn't record? Brother Hei asked.

"That's right." Divac replied.

"Hehe, that Lao Tzu is injured, there is no intention of deceit, you have the ability to sue me, I don't admit it, what can you do with me! Hahahaha!! "Brother Black occupies the high ground of IQ.

"Actually, I recorded it." Divac replied, pressing the play button on the recording device next to him.

"Why did the team doctor listen to me? Why should you give me a certificate saying that I am injured?? No kidding......"

"Alright, alright, alright! Count you in the groove!! Brother Hei couldn't listen to it anymore, he just felt that his voice in the recording was so idiotic, and said angrily: "Just stuff money for the team doctor, right??" You've communicated with the team doctor, right? I'm coming, I'll be tomorrow!! ! ”

Hanging up the phone, Brother Hei reluctantly came to the center of the team the next day, and the time was the fourth game.

Then, as I like to see, Divac never talked to the team doctor about stuffing money, and Brother Hei wanted to stuff money, but was rejected by the team doctor, and was videotaped by the surveillance camera in the medical room, which became a testimony in court......

"Holy!!! Divac, I don't have you and you, Dai, God!!! ”

In the desperate roar of Brother Black, his name was added to the squad for the fifth game, and the words "completely healthy" were written on the back.

And then, now.

"So what's the plan???

The players were curious and kept asking questions around Phil Jackson.

"Hehe, the solution to the rebounding problem is the guy who slept well yesterday."

Phil Jackson stretched out his hand and pointed to the black brother who was throwing himself on the other side, and smiled: "Reggie Evans." ”