Chapter 1603 borrowed the coffin

"Say, what?"

The uncle was a little stunned, Liu Tianqi looked at the uncle and said, "Of course, why am I considered the messenger of hell, is it that my characteristics are more similar?" ”

Liu Tianqi looked at the old man and asked, Liu Tianqi wants to figure out this matter, only by understanding the matter, Liu Tianqi can make a plan for it, if Liu Tianqi himself is like these hell messengers, where is the person of the Xiangxi historian similar, can it be maintained, and even use this characteristic to blend into the Xiangxi historian.

At this time, the old man said: "What is it, you don't look like it, you are completely two types of people, the messengers of hell come out wearing wide robes, holding a mourning stick in their hands, it looks a bit like the meaning of black and white impermanence, you look at your tunic suit, there is like a messenger of hell, if it weren't for the special situation in the old lady Cass's family, you would not be regarded as a messenger of hell at all." ”

"Forehead ......"

Liu Tianqi listened to the old man's words, with a black line on his face, what is a tunic called, I am a suit, a Versace suit, tens of thousands of clothes!

Liu Tianqi looked at the old man, but he thought about what to compete with an old man, thinking of this, Liu Tianqi looked at the old man and said, "Uncle, you just said that the old lady has a special situation in her family, what is the special situation?" ”

The old man looked at Liu Tianqi and said: "The old lady Kass died suddenly this morning, it stands to reason that the messenger of hell should come to collect the body tomorrow, but I didn't expect to be bumped into by you tonight, you compared with the old lady, and didn't answer the old lady's words, and your body was ready to rush into the old lady's house, all of which offended the old lady's sensitive nerves, just like those unreasonable Ala attacking sand, so the old lady will think you are Ara attacking the sand!" ”

The old man looked at Liu Tianqi and said slowly, Liu Tianqi listened to the old man's words and said with a smile: "It seems that this so-called Ala attack on the sand has hurt you a lot, you have a bad impression of them?" ”

The old man nodded and said: "Of course it's not good, don't talk about us, the whole Xiangxi hates Ala Raiding Sand, this group of bastards who snatched the corpse, you must know that the people in our Xiangxi are the same as the Han people in the Central Plains, and the emphasis is on entering the soil for safety, but since there is Alazing Sand, everyone's relatives have been pulled away, and no one knows whether it was sliced or made into sausages, who do you say don't hate them!" ”

Liu Tianqi listened to the old man's words and bowed his head lightly: "It's quite hateful, since it's so hateful, haven't you resisted?" ”

"How did you not resist, but what's the use, there was once a rich village in Xiangxi, called Bala Village, and the reason why that village was called the richest village in the whole Xiangxi was completely thanks to their village chief, but the village chief died of overwork, and the village chief's son did not rush back from the field after his death, so the villagers discussed keeping the body and waiting for the village chief's son to come back."

"But the next day, Ala Raiding Sand came, followed by Ala's Tapping Sha, and then preparing to take away the village chief, the villagers stopped one after another, but Ala's Tapping Sha didn't care about these, and was ready to rob hard, the villagers were capable, so they used farm tools to clash with Ala's Raiding Sand, and as a result, the whole village had more than 400 people, all of whom were killed by Ala's Tapping, and the corpses were all pulled away in rows by Ala's Tapping, and since then, almost no one dared to call Ala's Raiding Sand."

The old man looked at Liu Tianqi and said, Liu Tianqi heard this and asked suspiciously: "No, since the fierce power of Ala attacking the sand is so powerful, then why do you dare to besiege me today, am I not Ala attacking the sand?" ”

The old man listened to Liu Tianqi's words and laughed: "Don't be stupid, in fact, as soon as the villagers see you, they know that you are not Ala Raider, the first Ala's Raider usually comes at noon the next day, and secondly, Ala's costume does not match your tunic suit, and finally Ala's Raider is usually two people at the same time." ”

The old man looked at Liu Tianqi and said, Liu Tianqi heard the black line at the end of the head, grass, he was played by his fellow countrymen.

Liu Tianqi thought of this and drank a sip of water, but he was still happy in his heart, because Liu Tianqi got two important information from the old man, the first is that Ala Raiding Sand is the person of the Xiangxi Historian, and the second point is that Ala Raiding Sand will come to collect the body the day after the person dies, and the old man of the old lady's family happens to die today, that is to say, at noon tomorrow, Ala Raiding Sand, the people of the Xiangxi Historian will come to collect the corpse, which is an excellent opportunity to sneak into the Xiangxi Historian.

Liu Tianqi is very satisfied when he thinks of this, yes, this time he has gained a lot, and he will really have a chance to play it tomorrow.

Liu Tianqi thought of this, the old man got up and said: "It's not early, the kang in my house is empty, you will stay overnight, leave quickly tomorrow morning, don't stay in the village, this group of Ala Raiders is very unfriendly to strangers, it is said that there are a few strangers who strayed into this place, all of them were killed by these Ala's Raiders." ”

Liu Tianqi listened to the old man's words and hurriedly thanked: "Oh, thank you uncle, by the way, I want to ask you for something!" ”

"Please? First of all, I can't pour that house to you, when I'm older, my house is hot, and I still have to burn my waist, a young man like you, it's not a big deal to sleep on a cold kang. ”

Uncle said, Liu Tianqi is embarrassed by the black line, is he the kind of master who grabs the hot kang with the old man?

Liu Tianqi smiled bitterly and said, "Uncle, you misunderstood, I didn't want to grab the kang head with you, but I wanted you to do me another favor." ”

"What's the rush? Say, don't be mysterious. ”

When the old man heard that he didn't snatch the hot kang with him, he immediately relaxed, looked at Liu Tianqi and asked Liu Tianqi what he thought, Liu Tianqi looked at the old man and said, "I want you to help me talk to the old lady, can I borrow the coffin!" ”

"What's that?"

The old man listened to Liu Tianqi's words, and his sleepiness disappeared, and he looked at Liu Tianqi with wide eyes.

Liu Tianqi looked at the old man at this time and said with a smile: "I said, can you discuss with the old lady and take her old man's coffin for me to use?" ”

The old man heard Liu Tianqi's words clearly, and his face was full of various complicated expressions, but the main expression should be: This guy is not a fool, right!

The old man was very broken in his heart, he had seen everything he had borrowed, and it was the first time he had seen a coffin.

The old man looked at Liu Tianqi with a puzzled face and said, "Young man, I know that you young people like to play non-mainstream or something, but you can't play with the coffin, and what are you borrowing the coffin for?" ”

Liu Tianqi listened to the old man's words, scratched his head and said, "Sleep!" ”

"I ......"

The old man listened to Liu Tianqi's words with a confused face, at this moment the old man even wondered if Liu Tianqi was a patient who ran out of a mental hospital and ran into the coffin to sleep, what are you doing, prove that you are bold, or do you dislike my family's hard kang, it is better to have a coffin board?

The old man was messy.

(End of chapter)