Matsuko took the phone and took a deep breath: "If a girl has a high level of games, she must be a, you two straight male cancer criminals are stupid day and night?" Did you forget to bring your brains with you when you were born into this world? I think you'd better use less of that long line of laughter, because I'm not talking to a neurological patient on the phone, you say? ”

"W-What? Who?! WTF？ ”

On the other side of the phone.

Hear this female voice with a very sweet voice and a rather harsh tone.

Xiao Ming's cousin and Guan Yuanming were both stunned.

However, Xiao Ming's cousin quickly reacted that the other party was scolding him.

Thereupon.

He immediately fought back: "Who are you, Bichi?" Stupid? ”

"I'm not interested in your self-introduction." Matsuko said expressionlessly into the phone, "If you still want to show me your lower IQ in this way, then I don't mind treating you as a dog, although I think it's an insult to the dog to describe it like this, after all, the dog will also watch the home and nursery, and will be happy and cute." Although you can call, you don't even have the ability to guard the door, and when the thief comes, I guess you can chase the thief and chase yourself away. The only reason for your existence is to be in a cage in a mental asylum and show the guests, 'We can take all kinds of strange things in our madhouse.'" ”

"I ...... I...... Shall I fuck you, who the hell are you? Cousin Xiao Ming was dumbfounded when he heard this, and he was stunned for five seconds before replying.

Guan Yuanming next to him was also stunned.

This, this, this......

Which god is on the other side?

This cannon skill is simply unheard of!

And.

She crackled as she spoke.

Don't.

She doesn't even need to hit the draft, she can just splash people in the face?

What a profound skill this is?

If it weren't for Guan Yuanming's self-proclaimed brazenness.

It is the face of the first city wall of Mt. Yanagimo.

At the same time, he is also a non-famous keyboard warrior and Internet troll, with rich experience in spraying and being sprayed.

Otherwise, this wave of operations will be encountered.

I'm afraid I'm going to be poisoned and lose my mind?

"That's all—while I don't want to talk a little bit about you atavistic single-celled creatures, I think it's important for me to tell you who I am so that you can see what you've done wrong. After all, educating bear children must make them understand what they are doing wrong, and kindergarten teachers understand, don't they? Of course, you're not bear kids, bear kids are much cuter than you. Now I'm telling you, the one you said about is me, so do you have any questions? ”

"Huh?!"

Xiao Ming's cousin was already dizzy when he heard it, because the other party's speed of speech was really fast and a little scary, and his words were sharp, which was really unheard of.

It's not at all acceptable to his language level!

But.

He understood the last sentence.

"You're the one who got it...... The woman? ”

"Yes."

The other party's tone was very cold, which made Xiao Ming's cousin and Guan Yuanming a little weak-hearted.

Xiao Ming's cousin lowered his voice, "It's over, it's that, did she hear what we just said?" ”

"I'm afraid so."

"What then?" Xiao Ming's cousin's tone couldn't be stiffened.

He was originally the kind of person who said bad things about others behind his back, and he was directly intimidated when he met the main owner, just like most keyboard warrior trolls, and he never thought that these words would be heard by the other party.

It's embarrassing.

"Hell, what's the idea?" Guan Yuanming perked up.

He took the phone and said, "Just say you're a, what's the matter?" Didn't your Dianyi Extraordinary Master let someone else fight for you? Amusing! ”

"I'm sorry, but I'm not the best you call me, and I wasn't someone else beating me up. DOL is the only one I can play for others, and no one has ever been qualified to play for me. Your conjectures can only expose your inferior personal self-cultivation and dirty heart, which is the so-called belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but whether the wild dogs on the side of the road are disappointed in me or not doesn't make me feel the slightest fluctuation in my heart, and I even want to laugh a little. ”

"What the hell are you!"

Hearing these sharp words, Guan Yuanming's forehead was bruised, his face was red, and he couldn't help but want to scold something.

But.

His scarce vocabulary consists of the simplest common words such as "stupid", "mentally retarded" and "brain-dead".

These foul words are particularly easy to spray upwards, but at this moment, he feels that using these vulgar words will only make him look annoyed and angry, and he is afraid that he will lose as soon as he opens his mouth.

The other side.

Matsuura Kojima looked expressionless in the room, and his body exuded a wild goose cloud pine nuts that were even colder than the wind and snow, and he couldn't help but shiver.

Ma Ma, this sister is so scary!

The bear child suddenly regretted it a little.

Myself......

Did you do something irreparable?

……

On the phone.

"Then you should prove it!" Xiao Ming's cousin said loudly on the side, "Come to solo, tell us your phone ID, let's open a custom solo, dare you, girl?" ”

"Okay." Matsuko unceremoniously agreed.

And then.

She sent her phone ID on Matsuura Kojima's mobile phone.

The other side.

"She sent her name, it's this...... 'I see you're making things difficult for me', is this really the ID that girls use? I'll check ...... , it's really a transcendent master! ”

Xiao Ming's cousin shouted in front of the computer, and the hand holding the mouse trembled.

"I don't believe it." Guan Yuanming of DOL Golden One breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately said disdainfully, "Look at this name, how can it be that girls can use it, I'm afraid that she didn't borrow this number from others, so there is no need to worry at all." ”

"You have a point."

Xiao Ming's cousin rubbed his chin and suddenly said, "You say...... Is it the woman who solos with you for a while, or is it the real owner of this account? ”

"That's right."

Guan Yuanming slapped his thigh, "In case that Bichi calls a man to fight on his behalf, I will lose!" This is a master! ”

"In this way, I have a way."

Xiao Ming's cousin had an idea, "Guan Yuanming, you solo with her for a while, try to fight for a while, I asked Xiao Ming to take me to spy on that woman, so that she can't cheat and find someone to fight on her behalf, hum." ”

"It's better to make another bet or something, or it's too boring." Guan Yuanming suddenly laughed.

"That's right, that's right! Let whoever loses on both sides unconditionally meet each other's requirements, no matter what the requirements are, how about this? ”

"Wow, you kid is so! But I like it! That woman actually has a very sweet voice, maybe she is very beautiful? ”

"And the two of us replaced her alone, I feel like we are still losing!" Xiao Ming's cousin said.

"That's it!" Guan Yuanming nodded violently.

"So, what are we going to do to her if we win?"

"It's better to ...... Let her accompany us to play black games? I haven't brought a girl yet! ”

“Six，six，six！”

Watanabe Koaki: "......"

……

"That, Sister Yanyun, they asked to bring someone over to supervise us, and asked me to pick it up." The bear child glanced at Songzi carefully, "They also said that they had to make a bet, and if they lost, they had to agree to a condition for the other party." ”

The heating in the room was turned on sufficiently, and the window glass was covered with pale white mist, but looking at the wild goose clouds and pine nuts in front of him, the bear child in the sixth grade of primary school couldn't help but chill all over.

"Oh, whatever." Matsuko's expression was contemptuous.

Just as Matsuura Kojima was about to leave, he suddenly heard a word from behind him.

"You want to make trouble for my wife again, and you will bear the consequences, do you hear?"

The words were silent.

But secluded.

It's like a devil tapping you on the shoulder.

"Hear, hear!" The bear child trembled and couldn't breathe.

……

Soon.

Matsuko's side passed DOL's friend application.

Guan Yuanming's ID is "Night Raid on the Widow's Village", and generally angry men like to use this kind of ID, but to be honest, seeing this ID Matsuko's favorability towards him changed from minus 100 to minus 1000.

This is a name that only virgins who don't have a girlfriend use.

Once you've created your custom game.

Finish choosing.

Load the game.

Soon a custom DOL game began.

Night Raid on the Widow's Village: "Hey, girl, is that me?" ”

I see you're making things difficult for me: "Hehe." ”

Night raid on the widow's village: "Could it be the original owner of this account?" Fortunately, I will be honored. As expected, alas. I said that you are such an extraordinary master, why should you be used like this by a top, and help her solo? Alas...... How do you say hello? Don't get carried away by beauty. ”

Yanyun Songzi ignored him.

Night raid on the widow's village: "Great god, that ...... Why don't you take me with you later? I promise my chrysanthemums are much more comfortable to use than that Bichi! Really, I kid you not! ”

"Roll !!"