Chapter 159: A Unique Recognition Ceremony......
Wrong! I know you, master, that ...... Who's that......
Yuwen Xiuce racked his brains, what is the name of that DD girl? It seems like...... There is also a girl who is so flat that she can't tell the opposite. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
I'll go...... Why is it that when I recall that my mind is full of inappropriate shots for children, there is a tendency for nosebleeds to be uncontrollable!
Bing Miao saw that Xiu Ce suddenly pinched his nose, and immediately understood what was going on, and said angrily, "Don't think about it if you don't recognize people, don't you know what you remember in your memory?!" Follow me all the way, and suddenly I have a nosebleed, are you trying to kill me! ”
Yuwen Xiuce has a headache...... Is there no way to do anything but examine the breasts of one girl after another?
[Author-kun (stuffing his nose with a tissue): No! Let's start checking the speed! 】
By the way, there are also the Messengers of Justice! As a girl with a score of 90, she has the right to leave her name in the memory of the master, and her name is called - "BB who can barely distinguish between the positive and the negative, and the long waist and compass legs of the sea are demonized"!
[Author: Asi...... Sure enough, it is not only the chest that is left behind, but also other body tissues! Is this what you call a name? This is clearly a nickname! 】
Shusha!
That's right, then the next task is to find her, and if you find her, you will naturally find your own team!
Damn, the master is really too smart!
Yuwen Xiuce opened his mouth and was about to shout the girl's name, but was quickly covered by Bing Miao's eyes next to him, "Crazy? When I think of someone I know, I secretly look for it! ”
"Woo...... Understand ......"
What happened next will be remembered in the history of military training in the Imperial Film and Television School and even in all the universities of the Empire!
Yuwen Xiuce drove straight into the playground, and after finding the area of the girls' team, each girl in the team identified the past.
For someone, the way to identify them is naturally ...... be graceful, gentle, wild and rough!
The whole process goes like this:
Someone walked up to the other and smiled like a gentleman. After saying sorry softly, he gently took off the other party's military hat, put aside the bangs on his forehead, slightly hooked the other party's chin with his fingers, smiled wildly, and roughly ripped open the first two buttons of his clothes. Showing a fair neck...... The probe took a look, well, not bb, and ...... Next!
As early as when Yuwen Xiuce identified the first girl, Bing Miao had already hidden in shame.
Your sister! Those who know understand that you are recruiting, and those who don't know definitely think that you are a draft girl!
had the same idea as Bingmiao, as well as the leaders from the army and the school leaders on the rostrum, and by the time everyone woke up from the initial shock, Yuwen Xiuce had already checked the second girls' team...... Even more exaggerated. Some girls tear off the buckle by themselves between someone's inspections, which greatly delays someone's review progress...... As well as consuming a lot of brain storage space......
In short, the entire rostrum has gone crazy, and a middle-aged soldier clasped a megaphone and shouted, come on, drag him down, replace me!
Ahem, the sentence just now was shouted by the author. The middle-aged soldier shouted yes, come on. Take this bastard down for me!
Although the middle-aged soldier took the microphone in a hurry, after all, he was from a military background, and he was quite angry, and after a roar, several instructors who were close to him pounced on Yuwen Xiuce with great momentum.
Yuwen Xiuce thought that nothing had happened, and continued to review the girls' team with great interest. also took advantage of the time of substitution to straighten the collar of the dress. As a flower thief...... Uh, that soldier, pay attention to your appearance!
And then......
The girls who were closer to Yuwen Xiuce began to collapse gradually, as time went on. The scope continued to expand, so that in a short time the scene evolved into a scene where someone went, and the girls fell like wheat being harvested.
Fall down......
Recognize people even if you fall! Otherwise, how can I return to the team, sir!
Thereupon...... Someone had to ......
In a push-up position, continue the hard work of identification!
It's just that......
Sometimes the arm strength is inevitably insufficient, so you can only rely on the other party to rest for a while......
Well, especially when it comes to CC and DD, it's especially easy to lose physical strength! Fortunately, the rest cushions are full of elasticity, so you can quickly recover your strength!
[Author-Jun (with two blood-red icicles poked on his nose): Don't say it, I'll just ask you, can you rest for a while? Would it be okay for me to check two? 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: You are in Siberia...... What does a walrus do in cosplay? 】
[Author: Do you still have the face to say? If Lao Tzu hadn't been in Siberia, he would have died of excessive blood loss today! 】
It was not only the girls who fell, but also the instructors who came to arrest the culprits...... Except for Yuwen Xiuce, the only one who can stay standing is Bing Miao.
Yuwen Xiuce was resting next to an extremely elastic cushion at this time, and according to the touch coming from his chest, he was conservatively estimated...... It's all E-class equipment!
Damn, how long is it...... Belch...... How is it produced? Master, I'm going to rely on it for a while and analyze it well!
Feeling the unusual elasticity, someone suddenly started to do the bouncing action of landing on the chest of the trampoline before~
Bing Miao couldn't stand it anymore, rushed over and grabbed someone, and said angrily: "What kind of bullshit are you pretending to be here, you are obviously playing hooligan!" ”
The girl who was used as a spring device gave Bingmiao a white look with resentment, and almost made Xiao Zhengtai collapse on the spot...... What's wrong with this world? I'm hoeing and helping the weak and defending moral justice! As a victim of hooliganism, why don't you stare at the hooligans, what are you waiting for me?!
ee girl: "Because the hooligan is handsome!" ”
Bing Miao: "......, then I'm not handsome?" ”
EE girl: "There has to be a first-come-first-served one!" ”
Bing Miao: "......"
The situation on the playground was even more chaotic, but the rostrum was unexpectedly quiet.
"It's that, that, what, what!" An elderly soldier said, "The only one who can have this kind of military gas anesthetic is the one from the Yuwen family." ”
[Yuwen Xiuce: What is the situation? Author: Are you too lazy to even name it! 】
Another soldier chimed in: "That's right, it's called 'miserable!'" Miserable! Miserable! After eating, you have to pull, you have to sprinkle after pulling, and you want to eat after sprinkling, life is to eat Lazar! Miserable! This kind of military narcotics is impossible for ordinary people to come into contact with. ”
[Yuwen Xiuce: Even if you don't want to be famous, don't just spoil the lines of Xingye's movie! ] (To be continued.) )