"What's wrong?" Fang Jishi asked.

"Too bold! Alas! ”

"How bold?"

"Everyone treats her as a woman, and they are teasing her everywhere they talk to her......"

Fang Jishi interrupted, "Doesn't she know? ”

With Helian's IQ, it won't be so bad that others don't know about her as a woman, right?

"Know! How could she not know? The problem is here, she clearly knows that the other party treats her as a female Lu (chicken), and she speaks with provocation and ridicule. But she followed other people's words and teased others in turn. At last! When others take it seriously, give them a beating ......"

Speaking of those things about Helian, Confucius shook his head.

I don't know how many times I've trained her, but people just don't listen.

"This kind of personality of hers may not be able to change!" Fang Jishi said with a smile.

"Dare I say! Now she is very likely to be bathing by the river, and in the grass on the riverbank, there are several pairs of eyes peeking. ”

"Wouldn't it? She didn't have any clothes? ”

Confucius smiled but did not speak.

"Impossible! How could she not be dressed? Fang Jishi said anxiously.

"I'm wearing clothes, and I'm left with a little pocket inside......"

"Hahaha! ......" Fang Jishi laughed.

Helian was born in the Lu country in the Spring and Autumn Period, and if she lived in modern society, she must also be a fashionable girl who "only allows me to be sad, not to disturb you", and is dressed in revealing clothes.

It's a pity that you were born in the wrong era, and you happen to be with Confucius who talks about "etiquette", so it's strange not to say that you are "messing with etiquette".

"Giggle...... "On the other side of the kitchen, there was a snickering of Qi Guan's family.

"Alas!" Confucius sighed: "The one in my family! She was so envious of Helian, saying that that was called life! ”

Talking! Confucius shook his head constantly.

If it weren't for Helian, the Qi Guan's clan would still be easier to train. But after having Helian, a baby student, I always fucked him.

You teach your wife behind your back, but she instigates behind your back!

"Then I'll take a look! I'm putting her in shame! Fang Jishi said, standing up.

"You don't want to embarrass her, but she embarrasses you!" Confucius said quietly.

"Lost eggs?"

"She's got a lore, how powerful is she?"

"Oh?"

"Straight to the bird's nest, under the nest, how can there be eggs?" Confucius said, making a gesture.

"Hahaha......" Fang Jishi couldn't stop laughing when he saw this!

This move is really Helian's lore!

He was smashed into the bird's nest by Helian more than once, and almost smashed the bird's egg.

"I'll check it out! Hey! ”

Confucius also followed him out of the courtyard, mounted his horse, and the two of them hurried to the river.

One of the guards came to the river in advance, and when he saw that there was no movement on the riverside, he thought that Helian was not there. Outcome! I found the clothes of two people on the rocks on the riverbank, so I believed it.

After a while, there was a big splash on the surface of the river, and two heads appeared.

Helian and Zinian came out face to face, and almost at the same time, they both shouted: "Ah! ……”

It is as if Confucius practiced qi-holding gong back then.

"River lotus! River lotus! The guard shouted at Helian.

"Ahh ……”

Ha Lian couldn't help but scream when she noticed that someone was peeking on the riverbank and calling her name. Then! plunged headlong into the river again.

To know! She is bare-chested and upper-body.

It's true! She wore a little pocket.

In the Spring and Autumn Society, which is a society that emphasizes etiquette, this is a very bad thing. If someone denounces you, you can go to jail. It's just that no one is so nosy, and the government doesn't come to pursue it in order to be idle.

"Who? Who are you? Zinian was very angry and asked.

"Who am I? Come back! Come back and I'll tell you! The guard replied with a big grin.

Zinian swam back to the shore after a few flutters, thinking: Who do I care who you are? Do you dare to watch the river lotus take a bath, I can't beat you to death? Begging to beat you?

"The great god is back! At Mr. Kong's! Why don't you come up soon? The guard said.

Zinian heard that it was sent by the great god and that Confucius sent him to call him, and he immediately wilted like a cabbage beaten by frost.

"The Great God is back?" Zinian asked in disbelief.

"It's back! Came back the night before! ”

"Oh oh oh!" Zinian agreed, climbed ashore, and ran back quickly. While holding his clothes and burrowing into the grass, he asked, "Why is it so sudden?" ”

After a while, the river lotus came out again, looking cautiously towards the riverbank. Seeing Zinian looking at the river while getting dressed, he shouted angrily, "Kill him!" Brother Zinian! Shoot him! Shoot him! ……”

Talking! plunged headlong into the river again.

The guard looked at the white river lotus, shook his head and smiled bitterly, and said in his heart: Do you still know shame? Hey!

That's it! There was the sound of horses' hooves behind him, and the great god Fang Jishi and Confucius rode over.

"Where's the river lotus?" Fang Jishi asked.

The guard pointed towards the river, shaking his head in silence.

"Helian her? Not up yet! Zinian whispered. It seems that he has done something ashamed and does not dare to face Fang Jishi and Mr. Kong.

"I knew you were taking a shower here!" Confucius said to Zi Nian with disgust.

Zinian didn't dare to speak, and stood aside like a good child.

After another moment, there was movement on the river again. First there was a splash, and then! A human head popped up.

After the river lotus emerged from the water, she swayed the river above her head, and her first reaction was to look towards the river bank. She wanted to see if Brother Zinian had driven that nasty guy away. If you don't beat him up, you have to at least get him away, or else? How do I get up?

When she saw clearly, she plunged headlong into the river again.

My mother-in-law too! Not only were there not fewer people on the riverbank, there were two more! One is the nasty ghost Kongqiu, and the other is the husband!

Woooooo ……

Ha Lian was so anxious that she began to cry.

It's a big shame.

But! The river lotus that had been plunged into the water quickly jumped out and swam up crying.

"Husband! Husband! Husband! Woooooo Shame on Helian! Woooooo Shame on Helian! Woowoo woo ......"

What kind of costume was a doudou in ancient times?

It's just a kind of clothing that doesn't care about the front and the back, and there are only straps tied together in the back, and there is no cover-up.

This is an ancient erotic costume and a children's costume.

In modern rural areas, there are still many places where this kind of dough is popular.

"What kind of system? What kind of system? Don't look at indecent acts! Don't look at indecent acts! Seeing this, Confucius quickly turned around and looked to the side.

Seeing this, the guard was dumbfounded, and his eyes looked straight at Ha Lian's body.

Oh! That thigh is so white!

Those two arms, the skin is so white!

Oh my god! I can't stand it anymore!

The physiological reaction of the guards immediately got up, and the tent was erected somewhere.

"You can't watch! You can't watch! You can't watch! Zinian stepped forward and pushed the guard.

"Plop!"

The guard was stupid and hung there, and the quilt fell down as soon as he pushed it. Outcome! Rolled straight down the embankment.

"Ouch! Ouch! My chickens! Chicken ......"

In the process of rolling, the chicken pecked the ground. Outcome! It hurts.

(End of chapter)