Chapter 31: Wishing you all happiness!

Bing Miao curled up in her seat in a very unique posture, covering the screen of her mobile phone, sending messages with one hand at a rapid pace, while observing Yuwen Xiuce's movements from time to time.

Yuwen Xiuce: "Look at you swishing like that, can you not be so dirty, can't you chat with the little girl openly?" ”

Bingmiao covered her phone tighter, "Oh? Which puppy couldn't peep at the screen just now, and he still wanted to hack my phone! ”

Yuwen Xiuce couldn't listen to this, and retorted: "Cut, master, if I really want to hack you, can you find out?" ”

Bing Miao thought for a while, "Don't say it, if I hadn't peeked into your computer in time, I would have almost been hit." ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Hey, what about the integrity between people......"

In the gap between Bingmiao's one-line contact with Xuanyuan's little sister, Yuwen Xiuce habitually took out his **** and fiddled back and forth.

[Yuwen Xiuce: What did you take out and explain it to me! ] Don't just play mosaic, bastard! 】

Ahem, pull out your own ...... Cell phone......

[Reader: Wow, I'm so disappointed, I thought it would be ********!] 】

The phone's screen is still the same old-fashioned and boring mud game, and after expertly typing a series of codes and symbols, the screen shows the feedback given by the system.

"****** about to leave for ******"

"***** ready to *****"

"***** start *******"

The following is omitted 2,000 words!

[Yuwen Xiuce: With so much content that can't be broadcast, am I playing with functional mud? Even the Mud game has to be played with a sensual class? Don't talk about the picture, I don't even make a sound, how addicted I have to be to play! 】

The above is hereby corrected as followsβ€”some names of unknown meaning have begun certain actions that can only be understood and unspeakable.

[Yuwen Xiuce: This is still playing sensual mud! ] 】

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Just as Yuwen Xiuce flew to Jiazhou, Li Wushuang was in a dim and claustrophobic space, and the sturdy straps held her tightly to a mysterious metal seat, and her otherwise delicate figure looked even more concave.

[Yuwen Xiuce: Damn, who dares to NTR me? It's the other way around, the author, you come out for me, I promise not to kill you all at once! 】

Even though she tried to relax, her mind was still uncontrollably replaying the previous scene......

[Yuwen Xiuce: You...... You've made it a given fact for me?! 】

Mysterious middle-aged man: "Wushuang, I've wronged you!" ”

[Yuwen Xiuce: Siberia, I'm coming!] 】

Li Wushuang: "Serve **!" ”

[Yuwen Xiuce: Nani? The style of painting is wrong.,You kind of put the mosaic away.,I'll take a closer look at the two words that are covered! 】

Mysterious middle-aged man: "With your level, this mission is not suitable for you. ”

Li Wushuang: "Please believe in my ability. ”

The mysterious middle-aged man sighed, "In training and exercises, there is no doubt about the strength you have shown, but this is not a drill. I know you're not convinced, but-"

Li Wushuang: "If you take into account my father's reaction, please rest assured!" ”

Mysterious middle-aged man: "Actually, your father's side is fine, the key is ...... Ahem, in short, you must be very energetic! ”

At the time of speaking, Wushuang didn't feel any different, but when she looked back, she seemed to have guessed what the other party was difficult to say.

That's definitely a name.

A person who would jump out and make a statement that would be more difficult to resist than his father's rebuke......

This personβ€”

Hmph, gelding!

Yuwen Xiuce suddenly sneezed, and after being stunned for less than half a second, he pounced on Bing Miao like a mad dog.

Bingmiao shuddered with fright, "What are you doing!" You, you...... Covering up more than a million words, you're finally exposed! ”

Yuwen Xiuce looked disgusted, "Let me look at my phone, you definitely secretly said bad things about me!" ”

Bing Miao: "You scared me!" You rushed up for this? Secretly speak ill of you...... Do you still have to sneak around when I say bad things about you? Come on, come on, I'll send it to you now! How about Yuwen Xiu Cemu has ***? ”

Yuwen Xiuce pressed Xiao Zhengtai's hands that were about to move.

[Yuwen Xiuce, Bing Miao: Hey, this sounds strange, bastard! 】

"Uh...... Character or something will live in vain with you, but you must highlight the master, I have a good job! "Someone's sad expression is that they have made a bad friend by mistake.

Bingmiao looked disgusted, "Are you sure?" What is the difference between praising you with a minor girl and directly persuading you to quit? ”

Yuwen Xiuce put on a deaf look, "Then I should ......"

Bing Miao was angry and said, "You should focus on kindness and sincerity!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce thought for a while and said, "Well, it's still shameless for you, cough cough, you still know more!" Just do what you say. ”

Bing Miao: "That's right. ”

Yuwen Xiuce said confidently: "You tell her, just say that I am very kind and sincere, and I want her to experience the contemptible life!" ”

Bing Miao: "Get out!" ”

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Trying to banish an unorthodox image from his mind, Li Wushuang began to silently review the entire process of the operation.

Reconnaissance - Infiltration - Cooperate with the operation - Evacuate

This kind of routine, which has been practiced countless times in training, is really difficult to find where it needs special attention if it is just a fantasy.

Let's take the opportunity to calm down.

It's just that a not-so-serious image unconsciously emerges in my mind.

"Leave of absence...... Sure enough, he should be gelded first, and then let him out! ”

Li Wushuang muttered silently in his heart.

"Actually, it's not far away, why don't you go there specifically......

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Gazhou, Gaga Brugen Islands.

As one of the most famous film and television bases in the Eastern Hemisphere, the Gaga Brugen Islands have formed a unique style of civilization integrating ancient and modern, East and West, reality and science fiction in the process of being requisitioned by major film crews all year round. The saying of literature and art is that there are all kinds of amorous and unique flavors, and if you explain it in popular terms, that is-

Due to the excessive brain-dead design, you can see what is so blind jb covered!

However, in addition to the unique political ecology of Gaga, the Gaga Brugen Islands still have its differences.

[Yuwen Xiuce: It must be a different name~]

[Bing Miao: The street fighter trick actually appeared in the Saint Seiya's writing, you are really not afraid that Athena will kill you! 】

What makes it different?

Name...... Ahem, the name is certainly unique, but what is more striking is the topography and climate of the archipelago.

It is obviously an island group, but it is rich in landforms and geological structures, which makes framing and landscaping twice the result with half the effort. Its enigmatic climatic characteristics are considered by the academic community to be the main reason for this landform.

The climate on several sides of the mountain range is very different, often thunderstorms and hurricanes on one side, the scorching sun on the other, the ice and snow on the other hand, the midwinter, and the birds and flowers on the other.

According to legend, there was a war between the saints here, and the collision from the powerful small universe between legendary warriors completely disrupted the weather here.

[Yuwen Xiuce: You really want to cultivate immortals......]

Someone's luxury charter flight landed at a secluded airport on the edge of the Gaga Brugen Islands. It is usually used exclusively by bigwigs or oligarchs, but now it is requisitioned by the imperial military, and in the name of exercises, the other party has imposed military martial law on a radius of nearly 1,000 nautical miles.

When the students of the Imperial Film and Television School stepped out of the plane with their luggage and looked around with great excitement, Yuwen Xiuce and Bingmiao had already settled down in a specific hotel.

After all, privilege comes first, and even in parallel, it is not exempt from vulgarity.

Yuwen Xiuce was lying on the big bed in the room at this time, yawning and urging Bingmiao, "When will you get the account?" What time is it, if you don't prepare, don't blame me for not acting like it for a while! ”

Bing Miao: "What's the hurry, people haven't got a dance class yet." ”

Yuwen Xiuce recalled in his mind the dances he was familiar with, forehead, pole dance, undressing-dance, and demon dancing...... Ahem, it seems better to ask.

"It seems to be ballet...... Bing Miao said perfunctorily.

"Liar!" Yuwen Xiuce jumped up from the bed, "Either it's a dance deception, or a big wave deceives!" ”

Bing Miao couldn't react to the logical relationship here, and looked surprised, "Are you crazy......"

Yuwen Xiuce snorted coldly, "Have you ever seen a ballet dancer who has developed above the average benchmark?" ”

Bing Miao: "......"

A minute later.

Yuwen Xiuce's face was full of shock as if he had discovered a new world, "Where did you collect so many ...... Such talented ballet ladies, why have I never found out about your harem with my special military satellites staring at your harem every day! ”

Xiao Zhengtai's face darkened when he said this, "I really don't want to answer your question!" I'll just ask you, is it above average! ”

Someone nodded in realization, "I said I haven't seen it, and it's all taken away by you." ”

In the face of the fact that there is ironclad evidence, Yuwen Xiuce reluctantly admits that although it is impossible to imagine the appearance with 36D rotation, the negative impact of ballet on developmental benchmarks is indeed debatable.

"What kind of account is this played by someone?" Yuwen Xiuce returned the screen to Bing Miao, "Look, what else did she do besides charging money to pinch her face and buy clothes?" ”

"I've practiced a few levels...... Bing Miao's eyes fluttered, and she didn't dare to look at Xiu Ce.

"Throwing it into the VIP practice room is considered leveling?" Yuwen Xiuce laughed happily.

"Who are you talking about?" Bing Miao suddenly became angry, "Reader...... Ahem, it's officially recognized, why isn't it leveling! ”

I accidentally forgot that there was a little hang-up expert around me, and the scope of the mockery seemed to be a little bigger.

Yuwen Xiuce began to adjust his account with a head bag.

I have to say, although the girl is blind, but that's a rough look, if you take a closer look, it's really ...... What a blind word!

From equipment matching to pet selection, from skill cultivation to custom combat moves, every detail seems to be engraved with the word "appearance".

Yuwen Xiuce looked at Bing Miao with tears in his eyes, "I'll quit...... You two are a natural pair! ”

After constantly comforting someone, "What I like is a little sister", "I don't lack a little sister at all", "In short, even if you don't mention minors, the author can't let you really succeed", Yuwen Xiuce finally calmed down.

"It's still half an hour away, hurry up! I don't think you're nervous at all, don't you think the chairs in the room are all wood and inflated? Bingmiao enjoyed the sashimi boat while supervising Xiu Ce's work attentively.

"I've taken her to brush materials to make equipment, why do you want me to be nervous?" Yuwen Xiuce said angrily.

With that, someone did another set of dumbbell shoulder raises while staring at the screen, keeping an eye on the progress of the obscene squad's quest.

The team's channel was full of chickens and dogs.

White Yasha: "Cao Wei, you brute, you dare to paddle!" Do you know that if you paddle again, Hao Shuang will be the only one in the team! ”

Tie Dan: "Yes, it's easy to take on a job with a girl, old horseman, you sell some strength." ”

Honest little Shota: "I'm not working hard?" Do you know what my housekeeping skills are, old man? Sell teammates! I've been selling Hao Shuang so hard, do you have the face to say that I don't work? ”

White Yasha: "Iron Egg is not what I said about you, when did you fall to the point of counting on Cao Wei?" ”

Tie Dan: "Damn, there is no Tianli, the person who opened the three hang-ups actually has the face to say that me?" ”

Honest little Zhengtai: "That's it, Xiuce, I've put up with you for a long time, old man!" ”

[System Prompt: Hakuyasha has applied for a duel to the upright little Shota!] 】

Honest little Zhengtai: "Xiuce, what do you see!" Don't bother me to grab the first team output! ”

Tiedan: "Hmph, cowardice!" ”

[System prompt: White Yasha has launched a duel application to Iron Egg!] 】

Iron Egg: "Just a bean sack!" Cao Wei's old horseman, how can such glory fall into the hands of you and others when he outputs the first place! ”

Yuwen Xiuce shrugged at Bingmiao, "You really don't blame me, those tampers are so virtuous." ”

Almost stuck in the countdown to the time of the appointment, Yuwen Xiuce finally completed all the work of adjusting the account.

Looking at the nearly 400 strength points (including equipment bonuses) displayed on the panel on the screen, Bing Miao couldn't hide the apprehension in his heart.

"Are you sure archers can really play like that?"

"I'm about to set off to pretend to be a coercive, can you please stop asking such a disappointing question!"

"Oh...... I'm relieved that you're so confident. ”

"Needless to say, of course I'm not sure!"

"Evil animal, eat me!"

Main City Arena.

The Great Demon King of Vic has been waiting anxiously for a long time with his iron fans and water army, strictly speaking, this is also a big gamble in his game career, if he still can't catch fire after overdrawing his credit with great efforts, then he will basically say goodbye to the game world completely.

The Great Demon King looked at his watch again, and there were less than five minutes left before the appointed time. If he hadn't already built up momentum on the forum, he would really wonder if the other party chose to break the appointment because he was afraid of losing.

After hesitating for a moment, he chose to hold his hand steady and took the initiative to call for a formation.

【World Channel】Vic Demon King: Hehe, can some people have the strength to match the mouth cannon? Will you succeed in justifying your archers? In five minutes, the main city arena will reveal everything!

Mermaid Ji: The Mother and Child Bureau don't dare to respond, and I'm embarrassed to go to the world BB?

Bing Miao: "You're crazy, what nonsense!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "You put down the chair, I warn you, don't do it, I'll force the young master to stop fighting for a while!" ”

Bing Miao put down her chair shyly, "If you make such a play, the little girl won't be able to play anymore!" ”

Seeing that the chair fell to the ground instead of his head, Yuwen Xiuce didn't panic and sneered, "Can this level of shouting affect her to play games in the future?" When I was an old lady on the forum, I didn't see her show the shyness of a minor! ”

Bing Miao said...... Sure enough, I can't put down my chair and talk to Xiuce!

In the face of the unexpected situation, the big demon king of Vic has not yet figured out how to react, and the world channel has already been ignited by the people who are watching the lively melon-eating masses.

[World Channel] Melon-eating Masses No. 1: Do you want to make an offer to the Mother and Child Bureau? Mermaid Girl...... Hello, Aunt Mermaid!

[World Channel] Melon-eating Masses No. 2: Auntie is so imposing~

……

【World Channel】Honest Little Shota: Has anyone asked me about the Mother and Child Bureau? The nurse bureau is also fine! The offer is about the real situation, if you don't die, you will count me as losing!

[World Channel] White Yaksha: The mermaid's private message exploded a photo~ If you have an eye, I will immediately talk to Bickle about father and son!

Bing Miao looked at Xiu Ce with a serious face, "If you dare to use my number to talk nonsense, you should weigh the consequences yourself." ”

"How is that possible...... someone smirked, and reluctantly took his hands off the keyboard.

[World Channel] The fox spirit who picks yin and replenishes yin: Xiao Baibai is coming to the pot, sister, I have opened my arms~

Immediately, there were countless bigwigs who asked where the pot was.

"Bad fate, ......" Yuwen Xiuce decisively used the offline escape.

"Identity revealed?" Bing Miao was a little curious, the other party seemed to think that Xiu Ce's ID was a high imitation at first.

"With the strength I have shown, even if I work hard to paddle, I can't hide the brilliance of my talent!"

"The habit of not wearing clothes betrays your identity, right? After all, this level of perversion is not easy to find. ”

"What does it have to do with the habit of not wearing clothes, it's obviously the size of my talent, the size!"

"Yes, yes, yes, it's never unsheathed."

"Bingmiao, you ......"

"Right?"

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Mermaid Ji walked into the arena a little stuck, looking at the countless melon-eating people in the audience who had entered the spectator mode, she didn't rush to accept the application sent by the Great Demon King of Vic, but made a few very tempting custom moves.

Bing Miao glanced at Xiuce, "What do you think?" Aroused your subconscious urge to wear women's clothing? ”

"I really can't stand the custom actions designed by the handicapped party, so I do it easily." didn't care about Bingmiao's taunts, Xiu Ce showed off around the stage angrily, and finally reluctantly passed the application under the threat of a chair as a hood.

The battle is one of the mainstream methods, and it is a best-of-five game. The first game is pure character PK, no pets and no props, the second and third rounds can bring pets but prohibit props, and the fourth and fifth rounds have no restrictions.

From the point of view of rules, it is true that it can play a role in observing the advantages and disadvantages of professions in all aspects, but as a standard for gambling fights, fairness is actually quite poor. At the beginning, the big demon king of Vic provoked the mermaid and the beauty to agree to the challenge, and he was indeed a little clever.

Gossip aside, first game, round-1, go!

[Bing Miao: Is it really appropriate to stop writing here? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I don't know if it's suitable or not, anyway, the author is not afraid of death, that's for sure! ] 】