【Chapter 2】Otaku are all sullen types

Everyone who reached the shore lay directly on the warm and comfortable sand, gasping for breath. The pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info is a full 2 nautical miles away, so that everyone is almost exhausted.

The only person who didn't feel tired was Wang Xiaotie, who had only walked half the way. "Not to mention that foreigners are simple-minded and have well-developed limbs! One by one, they are rushing to reincarnate and swim desperately! Why, when you get to the shore, you're not tired like a dead dog? Lao Tzu is still smart, so only the people of Great China will be wise and foolish, fearless and fearless! ”

"Huh? What's that little black triangle in the distance? Oh my god! It's not a shark, is it? Rub your sister's! That bastard littering sharks in the sea? Curse you to cross the street and be hit by a car!" With a loud roar, Wang Xiaotie used his strength to eat milk and ran towards the shore. In the end, even the dog planer was used.

"Huhu~Huhu! I'm tired of Lao Tzu! Wang Xiaotie was lying panting on the beach, his chest like a bellows, constantly agitating.

Wang Xiaotie, who was relieved, found that everyone on the beach was looking at him with surprised eyes, and he couldn't help but blush, and explained embarrassedly, "Eh! Actually, I'm afraid that you will be in a hurry on the shore, so I sprinted a little, and you continued, leaving me alone. ”

"Come here, black-haired boy, let's get together and discuss!" A big-breasted chick beckoned Wang Xiaotie to come over.

"Come on!" Hearing the warm invitation of the foreign girl, Wang Xiaotie felt full of strength all over his body! Swimming up to 20 nautical miles is not a problem, as long as there are no sharks in the sea!

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"Let's discuss, what are we going to do next?" An elderly white-haired old man initiated the discussion first.

"Which of you knows anything about survival in the wilderness?"

Wang Xiaotieju took the lead in raising his hand, "Does it count if you have seen the wilderness survival?" ”

"I've seen it too!"

"Me too!"

At the same time, 4 or 5 people raised their hands, and when they saw that there was a foreign girl inside, Wang Xiaotie was instantly excited. It turns out that there are also like-minded people abroad, I don't know if she has paid attention to the love action movies of the island country, and she can find an opportunity to discuss it in depth when the time comes.

"Well, I suggest we explore this island separately first, and if we can see food and drink on the way, or anything else that can be used, bring all of them, and gather on this beach after half a day, how about it?" One of them suggested.

This proposal was approved by most people, excluding Wang Xiaotie. He hadn't recovered from the shark's fear, and now he just wanted to sleep soundly on the beach. Of course, if there are foreign girls who plan to join him, it will be a different matter.

In the end, it was two big men who walked with Wang Xiaotie, not the two foreign girls he was looking forward to. For women who need protection, how can a yellow-haired boy be the first choice? On the way to explore together, Wang Xiaotie learned the names of the two: one is named Hunter and the other is Philip.

"I'm American, brother, where are you two from?" Hunter is a self-cooked, very casual chatter with Wang Xiaotie.

"I'm from Huaxia!" Wang Xiaotie patted his chest proudly. I hope that the Chinese mother will not feel ashamed to have such a son.

"I'm Russian." Philip looked a little shy and didn't speak well.

Oops! Not bad! This Nima is also a neighbor, right? Wang Xiaotie immediately felt that Philip looked much more pleasing to the eye than Henry.

After a morning turn, this island gave Wang Xiaotie the most intuitive feeling, it is a resort! The beach, the sea, the coconut palms! It would have been perfect if there were a few beach chairs with umbrellas and a sorbet shop! Because Wang Xiaotie is thirsty and hot now.

"No! I can't walk anymore! Let's find a place to rest for a while! Wang Xiaotie was the first to disarm and surrender, it's not that he doesn't want to last, but he is usually busy with work, and he keeps studying love action blockbusters about the island country every day, how can he have time to exercise!

To put it back to life, in fact, there are two parts of Wang Xiaotie's body that are still very strong! It should be stronger than the average person! One is right-handed! Another place~ uh! Think for yourself!

"Come on! I invite you to eat coconut! Wang Xiaotie shamelessly put a few coconuts he had just picked up from the ground in front of the two, "You're welcome!" Eat hard! You can eat as much as you want, and there are some in the tree! ”

Philip looked at several 5 or 6 meter high coconut trees next to him, there are a lot of coconuts on them, the key is who can climb up!

Duang! Duang! Duang!

Things didn't go as smoothly as Wang Xiaotie thought in his heart, this damn coconut shell is too hard! I didn't have any tools on my body, and I found a stone, and I stiffened up with the coconut.

5 minutes have passed, and the yellowed coconut shell has been smashed black by Wang Xiaotie at this time, but I still haven't seen what color the coconut water is!

Shaking his sore arm, Wang Xiaotie finally understood that this thing was indeed a little different from Huaxia's big watermelon, and it seemed that he needed to search for the knowledge about how to eat coconuts in his mind.

Seeing that Philip and Hunter didn't make a move, Wang Xiaotie couldn't help but ask in surprise, "Aren't you two thirsty!" ”

"It's okay!" Hunter replied, "Just find these 6 coconuts, but there are 12 of us, so let's save a little!" Why don't you drink it first, and then leave some for both of us! ”

How can you listen to this, Lao Tzu suddenly feels like he has done a heinous bad thing? Wang Xiaotie was a little reluctant in his heart, but looking at Henry's five big and three thick authentic American steak-like figures, he finally agreed with his point of view.

"That's fine! Let's not smash this anymore! Take it home and enjoy it together! Wang Xiaotie took off his coat and put all the coconuts on the ground into it. I think it's almost time, let's go back and gather! See what they find! ”

In this temporary three-person team, Wang Xiaotie, as the only human who has seen the wilderness survival, naturally became the captain of the team, and the two big men were very cooperative and followed his instructions, Wang Xiaotie's heart was full of pride at this time. See? This is the best explanation for the knowledge to master destiny!

Hum! Are American football players useful? And what the hell is a Russian dentist? I haven't even brushed my teeth! Two foreign rookies still have to listen to me obediently? On the way back, Wang Xiaotie walked bare-chested, exposing two rows of ribs, and walked in front step by step.

And the fierce steak, Henry, a player from the United States (Cincinnati Tigers football team), was held by Captain Wang Xiaotie for smashing coconuts because he held a grudge and walked behind with 6 coconuts.