260. The body is hollowed out
With six goals and three passes, Lonshit, who was the captain of the half, took the MVP award of the Audi Cup without dispute.
The deep-pocketed Audi company rewarded the championship team with the right to use the car for the new season, but because they were originally sponsors of Bayern Munich, they gave away free cars to the coaching team and players every season, so this year's car grade has been directly raised by one level.
For the MVP who killed all sides in the final, Audi was even more generous, and directly presented Longshute with a new luxury version of the Audi R8 (equivalent to about 2 million yuan).
Now Long Shute has a slight headache:
He bought a BMW 760 when he first arrived in Munich, and after signing an endorsement contract with Volkswagen, they gave him an A6, which was left in the factory and not taken out because Tony Moretti was still in China, and now there is an R8......
His garage at home has long been out of stock!
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It's finally August.
The transfer market is still going on.
But for Bayern, who have spent more than €70 million in less than a month, this summer's recruitment is over.
In the German Cup on 1 August, substitute Bayern Munich comfortably beat lower league side Braunschweig 3-1, with the starting Muller scoring all three goals alone and becoming the best player in the first round.
As the MVP of the Audi Cup, Ronshette did not even enter the bench, but he was not unbalanced, after all, this was just a German Cup that slaughtered weak teams.
Like Franck Ribery and Arjen Robben, he sat in the stands and watched the game leisurely, and then pointed at his teammates who were struggling hard......
"Alaba is so young, it's still too far from your level, Alger, if you lead this ball, how can you be overwhelmed in front of the penalty area?"
"That's a must, no one can keep up with my soul dance!"
"Frank, if you pass this ball, it will definitely not make Gomez so uncomfortable, right?"
'Of course, as long as he sticks his head out, it's an easy goal.'
"Alas, it takes two penalties to win a Brunswick, and Bayern's attack has to rely on our three cores."
"You're right! Hey, no, when did it become the three cores? Bayern's core ...... Isn't it just us who are the Robery group? ”
"Now we can call Dragonberry!"
"No, this can't reflect my Luo, at most it can only be called Luo Longli!"
"I think it's better to call it Riberon!"
"No, Roberon!"
"Rilolong!"
"You two don't quarrel, let's call it Longlonglong......"
“…… You kid don't want to mess around, get out! ”
Heynckes couldn't help but look up.
Stands on ...... Why is it so noisy?
What are the two cores of Bayern talking to that little guy?
Could it be that Robben and Ribery are teaching newcomers to speak in a proper manner?
No, the relationship between these two guys isn't that good enough, is it?
Is it snatching the position of the leading big brother?
This season...... The locker room won't be too flat, right......
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After the German Cup, the Bayern squad was given two days off, and Heynckes gave the players plenty of rest before the start of the league and gave the stars time to take matters into account.
Ronshüt and Emma traveled to Wolfsburg, the headquarters of Volkswagen, where he completed the filming of a commercial in a town built entirely on the automotive industry, and by the way, he also selected the Audi Cup MVP award, and the R8 will be delivered to Munich shortly.
Although Emma has been criticized for her mediocre acting skills and has not improved for more than ten years, after all, she has also received more than ten years of acting influence, and it is naturally more than enough to be a teacher for the layman Long Shute.
Under the careful guidance of Mr. Emma, Long Shute completed the filming of the film for about 20 seconds, the car advertisement, which is nothing more than jumping into the car, and then turning the steering wheel a few times without expression, and then jumping out, fluttering his coat in the wind, and continuing to look down on life and death, dragging the cool cock and blowing up the sky.
Finally, with the addition of some special effects through the desert and hell in the later stage, there is really no technical difficulty for a leading actor like Long Shute who only needs to sit in the car with a straight face......
After returning from Wolfsburg, they simply took a two-night road trip around Munich.
Now that the relationship has been formalized, both Ronshette and Emma have completely let go of themselves, and they have almost all occasions as a place to release their passion.
Don't say anything about private spaces such as hotels and bathrooms, cars, changing rooms, swimming pools, balconies, ...... They even fought a big battle in the open air under a forest while they were walking in a garden.
The two 21-year-olds seem to have endless physical strength and energy, and travel has long been their secondary purpose.
When Ronshette ran out of five boxes of ultra-thin, Emma finally decided to leave him.
The night before they parted, they used up another box......
"I've definitely lost another 5 or 6 pounds in these two weeks!"
The little witch of England looked at her "increasingly thin" figure, and was a little dissatisfied - after all, she had lost a lot of weight with the end of the creative team's world promotion film, and her weight is probably lighter now than when she was in high school.
But the old cow who was in charge of plowing the land couldn't help but complain:
"Do you know how much extra nutrition and exercise I've added to maintain my weight and muscles in these ten days?"
Yes, he's been completely drained in the past two weeks......
On the one hand, he has to maintain his condition in training and games, after all, he has been fighting against strong teams such as Milan and Barcelona in a row, and on the other hand, he has to continue to fight hand-to-hand with his girlfriend who has just completed a home run, and at the end of each day, his physical strength is almost completely empty, and only he can experience the soreness and hardship.
That is to say, his physique is beyond ordinary people, and his recovery ability is also exceptionally good, so as to meet the huge needs of both aspects, otherwise he will definitely have gray hair overnight and then never lift his ......
I don't know if it's an illusion, after ten days of pain and happiness, Long Shute feels that he is gradually adapting to such a rhythm, his recovery ability seems to have improved significantly, and his physique and physical fitness are faintly showing signs of breaking through again.
Just like described in martial arts, after the protagonists use the true qi in their bodies, they often feel that the recovery speed of the true qi is getting faster and faster, and the total amount is becoming more and more abundant, and then the cycle repeats itself and grows endlessly.
Maybe...... This is the legendary Super Saiyan?
The more you are on the verge of death, the greater your strength will grow after being reborn from the ashes?
It seems to make sense!
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But Long Shute may have thought too much.
He feels that he is getting better and better, but the team's strength and conditioning coach and team doctor don't think so.
The conclusion they gave was...... The typical young man overindulges in sexual indulgence, resulting in weakness in the limbs, soreness in the waist and knees, and hollowing out the entire body......
So Heynckes didn't hesitate to put him out of the squad for the first round of the Bundesliga.
The friendliness of Mr. 30 million euros in the heart of the manager...... And so it fell down again.
Long Shute, who was proud of his love, seemed to have encountered Waterloo on the court.
In the two games of Bayern's new season, he couldn't even enter the squad!
This damn little goblin!