After discussion, it was decided to send Fang Zhong and Fang Shu to Confucius to go to school.

This day! Fang Jishi's family is here again.

Four guards, a coachman, a carriage.

When Confucius heard that someone was coming, he also stood bored at the gate of the courtyard and watched. He couldn't imagine what kind of high-ranking officials and nobles would be able to come to this countryside?

For a while, I really didn't remember that it was Fang Jishi's family who came.

Last time! A guard came to Confucius's house in advance to inform him, and Confucius greeted him at the intersection.

It wasn't until Fang Jishi's family entered the village that Confucius remembered: Who else could come to our village? In addition to the cornerstone of the Great God Fang, have there been any high-ranking officials and nobles in our village?

He didn't even have time to say hello to the Qi Guan, so he greeted him. Really! The person who came was the eldest brother Fang Jishi's family.

"Hahaha!" Fang Jishi sat on horseback, looked at Confucius, and laughed.

He found that Confucius was not a little thinner than he was more than a month ago, and he had skin wrinkles on his face, but he had a lot of skin wrinkles, and there was only skin left, and there was no flesh.

Fang Jishi didn't get off the horse, just say hello to Confucius.

Confucius came to the carriage and wanted to see Fang Zhong and Fang Shu.

One of the guards stepped forward and lifted the curtain.

"Hello two sisters-in-law!" Confucius did not retreat, but bent down and beckoned.

Seeing this, the two concubines hurriedly asked Fang Zhong and Fang Shu to call Mr.

Fang Zhong and Fang Shu were stunned for a moment, and then they laughed.

"...... first"

"...... first"

The two shouted "first (sheng)", while breaking free from their mother and running to the car door.

"Alas! Alas! Confucius agreed, opened his arms, and picked up the two little ones. Walk! Let's go home! ”

"Go home!"

"Go home!"

Fang Zhong and Fang Shu should also be reconciled.

Fang Jishi got off the horse and led the horse behind.

The other guards also dismounted, followed the carriage, and walked towards Confucius's house.

When the people in the village saw this, they first felt a novelty, and felt that there were big officials and nobles in the village again. Outcome! Seeing that it was an old acquaintance, he didn't take it seriously.

I thought: What is Kongqiu? Isn't it just associating with this gang of people? What about the others? Just such a friend, huh?

Jealousy is jealousy, and envy is the same as envy!

What is it called: envy, jealousy, hatred?

Because! Their family doesn't even have a single official or nobleman.

Anyway? After a while, there was another burst of meat smell from Confucius's house.

The guards helped the two concubines get out of the carriage and passed over with the big-bellied official clan.

I haven't seen him for more than a month, and Qi Guan's stomach is out of arms, and his actions are much slower than before.

Maybe it's because of the summer, the clothes are thin and the belly looks big.

"Sister!"

"Sister!"

The two concubines shouted, one on each side, and held the Qi Guan's family.

Qi Guan's family was not humble, and he lined his waist from behind with one hand, and his stomach was held forward, like a woman who was about to give birth, and was supported by two concubines.

When they got home, Confucius put Fang Zhong and Fang Shu down, stretched their waists, and quickly squatted down again.

"Come, come, come! Teach you to read! Teacher Kong greeted.

"Giggles!"

"Giggles!"

Fang Zhong and Fang Shu laughed like savages and stuck up. Seeing the familiar environment and the people who are familiar with it, their memories are activated again.

"This time, I just want Fang Zhong and Fang Shu to officially study with you! Let you run a private school first! It's not a problem for you to be like this now, you have to have students first, you have to have someone to take the lead. Fang Jishi said on the side.

"Thank you, big brother! Thank you! ”

In the current situation, what can we do otherwise?

If you want to run a private school, you must have someone to support it, and you must first run a private school. There is no support, no students, you don't even have a school? Isn't it?

Long live understanding!

Since they had discussed it at home in advance, after the two concubines came, they followed the Qi Guan family into the room, ostensibly to talk, but in fact, they were avoiding Fang Zhong and Fang Shu, and threw the two little guys to Teacher Kong, to see if the two of them would cry when they remembered their mothers?

After Fang Jishi said a few words to Confucius, he also left home, made a move, and rode a horse to the river.

In this hot world, it is also a good pleasure to go to the river to take a bath.

In ancient times, the river water was not polluted by any chemicals. The water is clear, and there are no murderous fish in the river. Ferocious fish, which are generally easy to catch. In those days of food scarcity, all fish that could be wiped out were killed.

"Take a bath!" Fang Jishi took off his clothes, took the lead and jumped into the river, and began to swim. Seeing this, the four guards and the coachman also stripped off and went into the water.

"Ahh It's so cool! ”

"It's so cool!"

"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed and took a swim.

Confucius had no choice but to start from kindergarten. Obviously! The gap between the ideal and the reality is too great, and the reality plays a big joke on him.

He wasn't reluctant, but he had to.

In order to engage in formality, he had to coax Fang Zhong and Fang Shu to come outside the courtyard and teach them etiquette in the form of games.

In fact! What etiquette is taught? It's a child-like game.

When he was young, his mother also taught him etiquette in this way.

What is it called? Edutainment!

"What is Kongqiu doing?"

"Look? Kong Qiu is not a Confucian student, he doesn't blow the trumpet for others anymore, he now brings babies to others! Hey! ”

"A big man, bringing a baby to someone else, it's really useless!"

"I don't think he's unproductive, it's that he doesn't have a life! His family has no land and no land, and he himself is unwilling to be a Confucian trumpet, why does he not bring a baby to a rich man? As long as he can make money, how can he live without money? ”

"Yes! Oh, yes! Now Kong Qiu is not living alone, he is about to live with three people, three mouths! How much food do you have to eat in a day? ”

"I used to think that Kong Qiu was a talent, but how did I know that he was a waste, an unsuccessful guy! Confucianism is good, he doesn't do it! He's going to be a soldier! Oh! I know! Being a 'taxi' is fake! It's true that he doesn't want to work! ”

"Yes, yes, yes! He's lazy! He wants to get something for nothing! ”

"Now it's good! I haven't worked for more than half a year, and I can't live anymore, so I have no choice but to bring a baby to someone else! ”

After a while, the news of Confucius teaching Fang Zhong and Fang Shu Xili spread in the village, and everything was said.

"No! For his mother's sake, I've got to say a couple of things about him! ”

When an old woman in the village saw this, she had to take responsibility seriously.

In the past, when Yan Zheng was alive, he had received her help. So! Seeing Kong Qiu "degenerate" like this today, she had to stand up and speak.

"Kongqiu! Kongqiu! When she came to Confucius's house, the old woman called out anxiously.

Hearing the old grandmother call him, Confucius hurriedly led Fang Zhong and Fang Shu over and greeted her.

"For your mother's sake, I have to say two words about you! You can't do this! You are now the head of the family! I'm about to be a father, you should go out and find a job, can't you be so unproductive and take care of the children at home? ……”

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you Grandma! Thank you! I'm not out of talent, I'm teaching students! Teach two babies to practice etiquette! ……”

"Xi Li? Teaching? Are you coaxing my wife? You're not clearly playing? What to teach? Grandma, for your mother's sake, I relied on the old man to say two sentences to you......"

"Grandma! I'm calling it kindergarten! Confucius explained: "Brother Fang said! Education should start from the child, from the kindergarten, not lose at the starting line......"

(End of chapter)