Chapter 23: How about being your girlfriend?
For a moment, Zhan Chu felt that his small universe was about to explode.
He turned his head towards Lin Feng with an expressionless face, and the latter felt the cold gaze in his heart, and immediately shrunk his neck, not daring to look at him again.
Taking a breath, Zhan Chu turned his head, pulled away the slender jade arm that was on his shoulder, and glared at a very standard pair of dead fish eyes, he couldn't help but scold, "Li Qiao, your head is clamped by the door." ”
"Don't be angry." Li Qiao was not annoyed, she smiled, grabbed Zhan Chu's arm, and said coquettishly, "As a member of the student union, you should contribute to Yan University and sacrifice your hue." ”
Pulling his hand out suddenly, Zhan Chu got up and got pimples, looked at her and said disdainfully, "Then why don't you sacrifice?" ”
"I'm not as good-looking as you." Li Qiao smiled lightly, revealing two charming dimples.
After that, she stretched out her little hand and landed on Zhan Chuqiao's face and gently rubbed it, sighing, "It's really like skin like clotted fat, red lips and bright teeth, if such a look was placed in ancient times... Compared with Diao Chan and Xi Shi, it will be overshadowed. Alas, if you have given birth to a daughter, how can you have given birth to you? ”
"Don't do it." Once again, he brushed aside Li Qiao's dishonest hands, and Zhan Chu sneered disdainfully, "I'm sorry, women's clothing is impossible, it's impossible to wear women's clothing in this life, so you don't have to say anything, please be smart." ”
If Zhan Ning was present, he would definitely scold him for being shameless.
It's a pity that this person is extremely thick-skinned, as long as he is not wearing women's clothes, then his cheap power is invincible, and it is futile to scold.
"Hey!" Li Qiao was slightly displeased, and shouted to stop him, "It's not for you to do it for nothing, it's rewarded." ”
Cut.
Pouting disdainfully, just as Zhan Chu's expression was indifferent and he was about to leave, he forgot one thing.
Between heaven and earth, there is a more lowly animal than him.
"Option one, women's clothing participates in a beauty pageant and wins the championship."
"Option two, in ten minutes, there will be a gamma-ray burst on Earth."
"Choose!"
Syllable!
Zhan Chu slapped his head on the door, and the whole person suddenly fell into the abyss of despair.
He even chose two if he wanted to, and used the gamma-ray burst to wipe out the world, along with this damn absolute option.
However, thinking that he would have to suffer with it, reason finally prevailed over impulse, and he chose to succumb to the obscenity of the absolute option.
Under the puzzled eyes of everyone, I saw Zhan Chu turn around weakly, glaring at Li Qiao listlessly and asking, "Hey, what's the reward?" ”
"Huh?"
Slightly stunned, Li Qiao instantly understood the meaning of Zhan Chu's words, was overjoyed, stood up and said in surprise, "Do you agree?" ”
Agree with the ghost!
Although he wanted to curse like this, he thought that the consequences of doing so would summon a terrifying gamma-ray burst, so he quickly changed his tone and changed his tone to an impatient tone, "Agreed, you tell me what the reward is." ”
"Hmm... Reward..."Pinching her chin, Li Qiao's eyes rolled around, and she put on a posture of preparing to make up nonsense, obviously not preparing any 'reward' in advance.
Staring at her with disdain, Zhan Chu was silent, watching her perform.
Li Qiao was thinking, "Hey, what does he like?" If she thinks about it carefully, then she found that her classmates had been classmates for three years, and she didn't even know Zhanchu's preferences, "Money, her sister is a famous anchor, and there must be no shortage at home." But something else... Do I have anything to give? ”
After thinking for a moment, Li Qiao discovered a sad truth.
She has nothing but beauty.
Li Qiao believes that no one's life is necessarily perfect, and if you get a look, you may lose your wealth. If you get rich, you may lose your face and be as ugly as a flower.
And it seems to her... I belong to the former.
After a while, Li Qiao finally came up with an answer, she smiled sweetly at Zhan Chu, "That's it, you participate, I'll be your girlfriend, how about it?" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone present looked at her with wide eyes.
As members of the student council, they were shocked by the audacity of the president. Second, I was deeply moved by her selflessness.
I didn't expect that for the honor of the school, the president would not hesitate to sacrifice his body, what a great leadership spirit?
"President!"
A good-looking girl had tears in her eyes, she put on a look of death, and said indignantly, "How can you be so wronged!" Turning her head, she looked at Zhan Chu again and said, "If the senior participates in the competition, then I, Han Tingting, am willing to replace the president as your girlfriend!" ”
It's just that as soon as her voice fell, another girl immediately came out to stop her, "No, Tingting!" With care in her eyes, the girl continued, "You are still a first-year freshman, and you will meet your true destiny in the next college life, how can I watch you bury your youth." After that, she smiled self-deprecatingly, "Senior sister, I will graduate in half a semester, and everyone doesn't have to fight about this matter." If the senior participates in the competition, I'll be his girlfriend! ”
"Uh... Senior sister, it doesn't matter, you should focus on your studies now, such as being the girlfriend of your senior, let me do it. ”
"No, I can't watch you waste your youth, let the senior sister come to this kind of thing."
"It's okay senior sister, I still have a long time to go, you are about to graduate, find a job, get married, I know you are under a lot of pressure. So senior sister, let me share it for you. ”
“......”
Li Qiao stared at his two unpromising subordinates expressionlessly, and felt the urge to slap them alone.
She was just joking with Zhan Chu, but she didn't expect these two to be greedy for other people's beauty, so they actually had a boyfriend snatching battle on the spot.
"Alright, alright, don't be ashamed of you two." Rubbing her head in pain, Li Qiao said this, and the two girls who had already debated until their faces were red and red stopped.
Seeing this scene in Lin Feng's eyes, it was called an envy.
He couldn't help but sigh, "Alas, people are more popular than people, I haven't chased a girlfriend in three and a half years of college." At the beginning of Zhan, this kid stood still, and someone came to post it upside down. ”
"What the hell is going on? It's all men, is the gap between me and him really that big? Thinking of this, he suddenly raised his head and stared at Zhanchu's pretty face for a while, then took out his mobile phone and opened the selfie to look at it twice, and then ......
He lay on the table again in a decadent manner, with a loveless expression on his face, and a word in his mouth, "Gap... It's pretty big. ”
As a party concerned, Zhan Chu has always kept a cold face and made a disapproving gesture.
This is normal, because he has tens of millions of fans, and almost every fan should have said that he would 'marry' him.
"Forget the pay." He waved his hand, unwilling to listen to the group of people in front of him continue to argue, "Didn't Lin Feng say that the ten-o'clock competition would start?" It's nine o'clock, hurry up. ”
"Why are you so happy all of a sudden?" Li Qiaohu stared at Zhan Chu suspiciously, but then she didn't bother with this question anymore, snapped her fingers after getting up, and said, "Okay, okay, costume artist, stylist, makeup artist, get ready." ”
Two minutes later......
Looking at a few girls with wigs, women's clothes, and makeup bags, and obviously posing as, walking towards him with bad intentions, Zhan Chu sighed, "I have to be at the mercy of them." ”