Chapter 33: The Car Is Flying, the Donkey Is Laughing!
Yes!
What is that?
Although Li Hou's body did not move, there was a painful look on his face, and he had a strange feeling, his consciousness seemed to be cracking and about to crumble, as if there were many dusty things about to break out of the cocoon!
But the process is slow and painful!
Li Hou's body began to tremble violently.
Woo Buzz......
Just when he was almost unconscious, there was a roar of accelerating engine rotation in Li Hou's ears!
Not good, there are cars!
Li Hou subconsciously opened his eyes hard, the hood of a white car was less than five meters away from him, and what was even more terrifying was that the car was too fast, and there was no intention of slowing down or braking or avoiding it.
At such a speed, if you hit a person head-on, how many people can survive?
Li Hou instantly withdrew from his previous state, his nerves were like a super circuit exploding, instinctively controlling every muscle in his body, and struggling to jump towards the side of the road.
Although it is almost impossible to avoid a collision, it is good to be able to gradually reduce the slightest damage, at this moment, his mind did not imagine any terrible consequences, but suddenly flashed a sentence that the old man used to teach himself: the slightest speed at the critical moment may save your life!
But obviously, today, this may not be enough! It's hard to say whether he will be able to save his life this time.
Just when Li Hou's heart sank to the bottom, a strange voice suddenly sounded in his ears.
Wow! Boom!
A donkey bark?
A gunshot rang out!
Li Hou was a little suspicious of his ears and eyes, and a flash of fire flashed at the black car in the distance, but a huge black shadow actually felt faster than the firelight, and it had already collided with the car in a flash.
Syllable! Chirping~
The white car, like a movie stunt, crossed over Li Hou's head and completed a 720-degree free turn in the air, perfectly realizing a turtle fall! Four wheels turned to the sky, and then slid forward smoothly for more than ten meters.
If it is in an international gymnastics competition, such a standard movement will definitely make any harsh referee give a full score without any hesitation! It's just a pity that there are too few viewers today.
In the back, there was only an old man riding a tricycle, who was stunned at the moment.
Wow! Wow!
What a familiar sound!
When Li Hou fell down and turned his head, he found that there was a four-legged guy dozens of meters away who was crawling up, screaming and fleeing into the distance.
Cultural donkey? Li Hou opened his mouth wide in disbelief, he was actually saved by that donkey?
Not far away, a head poked out of the black car and stretched its neck motionless, as if it was also shocked.
"Hello? Traffic Police? Somebody got into a car accident here! Oh no, there's a car in a donkey accident! A white sedan hit a donkey and flipped over...... Yes? The donkey? It's already a hit-and-run......"
The tricycle old man's awareness of public safety is really strong, and before Li Hou could react, he had already called the police.
"Get out of here!" The black car arrived less than five meters behind Li Hou for the first time, and the head with sunglasses covering most of his face stretched out, shouted a word at Li Hou, and then shrank back and closed the window.
Wearing sunglasses while driving in the middle of the night? Are you sick? In normal times, Li Hou would have already pounded the ground, but today he really didn't have that mood.
After a moment's pause, he immediately walked away quickly.
At this point, one thing he can already confirm is that the people in the black car are not hostile to him, they are just monitoring or protecting themselves, and last night, they should have made a move.
The other party has no intention of having a deep conversation with themselves, but they should be able to deal with things here.
The four-wheeled white car, the left front wheel burst into a fist-sized piece, and Li Hou just glanced at it and overtook it.
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Opening the small door of the welfare home, Li Hou walked in with a calm face, it was nearly ten o'clock at the moment, the old aunt of the welfare home had already taken the children to sleep, and the courtyard was silent.
He turned back and locked the small door.
That car just now, was it an accident? Or did someone do it on purpose? He himself was more inclined to the latter, it was past nine o'clock, and there were not many vehicles and pedestrians near the welfare institute at all, how could there be such a coincidental accident.
As for who it was, he couldn't guess, was it the one who fled last night? He even had some doubts if it had something to do with what happened at school during the day.
Boom!
Li Hou had just locked the door and turned his head, when a strange sound suddenly came from the flower bed next to him.
"Who!"
Li Hou was startled, turned his head suddenly, and looked vigilantly at the dark shadow under the tree.
Wow! The dark shadow actually stood up.
"Cultural donkey? Why did you get to the inside of the orphanage? Li Hou was dumbfounded, he had clearly seen the cultural donkey running onto a small road before, why did he appear here?
He stepped into the flower bed, looking at the cultural donkey by the moonlight, the galloping car collided with the cultural donkey before, he couldn't believe that this black guy could still run away like a donkey, he stretched out his hand to touch the cultural donkey, "Old Hei, are you okay?" ”
"It's fine!"
"Oh, it's okay...... it's okay" Li Hou nodded and breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could finish his breath, he suddenly remembered a terrible thing, and the whole person jumped up like an electric shock, and directly stuck his back against the wall.
"Oh,! What are you! Li Hou was so frightened that his eyes almost fell out of the frame, and a donkey actually spoke??
"I'm not a thing, I'm an old black!" The cultural donkey shook his head again, turned his head and smiled at Li Hou.
Li Hou's world completely collapsed at this moment!
The donkey is laughing!!
The big mouth is open, the fat plump lips pull out a graceful arc, the big eyes are slightly narrowed, and the neat big teeth are like a row of "white skins" stuck in the mouth.
Is this the rumored "looking back and smiling at the ghosts"? Li Hou was almost scared.
"Whew! Don't be afraid, I just wanted to ask you something! The big black donkey craned his head and twisted his neck, as if clearing his throat, but the sound was still no different from that of a broken gong.
"Stay away from me!" Li Hou looked at the big black face that was more than a foot long, and every pore of his body was erupting with cold air, wishing that he could transform into a gecko and crawl away quickly against the wall, or escape through the wall like a tank.
"You don't have to be afraid, I promise, it won't hurt you! I just want to know, do you remember? The big black donkey asked in a suppressed voice.
"Think of what? I don't know anything! Li Hou didn't dare to come out, his eyes glanced slightly at the soles of the big black donkey's feet, and he suddenly remembered that he had met Boss Zhao in the morning.
The bowl on Boss Zhao's face is full of blue marks, how similar it is to the big hooves of the guy in front of him! However, the words of the big black donkey made him a little puzzled, could it be that the big black donkey was also coming for that black piece?
"Memories of the past! Your past life! Don't you remember it at all? The big black donkey's nostrils were full of white mist, but Li Hou didn't understand these words.
"What ago...... Past? You weren't an accomplice to those guys last night? Li Hou's head seemed to be cramping, what happened to him? Did you travel back in time?
"The pig killer, you say? I hate killing pigs the most in my life! The big black donkey seemed to suddenly remember what made him very unhappy, his eyes widened, and his voice suddenly increased by dozens of decibels.
"Shhhh Be quiet! The big black donkey may have realized that something was wrong, and the thief stretched his neck to look out of the door, and lowered his voice, "While those two guys haven't come yet, hurry up and say, did you have any special feelings before?" Do you remember any memories of your past life? ”
"I really don't know what you're talking about, what past life memories? Before you crashed, I only felt a splitting headache, but then the car rushed towards me, and I suddenly got better again......" Li Hou felt his calves tremble a little, and human words came out of the donkey's mouth, and now in his eyes, it is the most terrifying thing in the world.
"Huh? It's just a little bit, did that guy just interrupt you? Bastard! Boom! The big black donkey screamed suddenly, and let out a heavy gasp like a pig.
"Alright! Looks like I'll have to wait a little longer. The big black donkey gasped heavily, and his tone was very depressed, "Boy, stretch your head over to Grandpa Daxian!" ”
"What do you want to do?" Li Hou was frightened, he looked at the two rows of big teeth, and his heart was a little frightened, such big teeth, if he bit on his neck......
Li Hou only felt a cold air start to rise from the soles of his feet.
"Be a little more cooperative! Otherwise, the guy who stabbed himself in the thigh with a knife last night would be your role model! The big black donkey glanced out of the gate and said hatefully.
"Don't!" Li Hou's scalp exploded, and he suddenly understood something.
"Forget it, there's no time to dwell on it! Faint me! The big black donkey suddenly raised his hooves and pointed at Li Hou.
"Huh?" Li Hou suddenly felt that his head sank, his eyes were dark, he stumbled and almost fell, and he hurriedly leaned on the wall with both hands, but finally did not fall.
"Huh? Doesn't it fall? Again! Dizzy! The black donkey's hooves pointed at Li Hou again.
Li Hou was in a daze, the black donkey's hooves were actually glowing slightly, but after the first hit, he finally had some resistance, although his brain was confused, he could still stay awake by shaking his head.
"Bang! No way! The big black donkey pointed a few times in a row, and saw that Li Hou was still standing against the wall, its eyes were wide open, and the donkey's face was full of incredulity.
"I don't believe in evil! Pour it for me! The big black donkey screamed.
Didn't glow?
Li Hou was surprised that this time the black donkey's hooves were not magically emitting white light like just now, but he suddenly saw the big black piece of the bowl going straight to his head.
"What are you doing?" Li Hou screamed and wanted to dodge, but found that the black shadow was surprisingly fast, and as soon as his head was turned a little, he felt a sharp pain and dizziness on his head, and he fell directly to the ground.
"I'll just say, how can my trick not work!" The big black donkey man stood up, and the two bowl-sized black hooves clapped each other a few times.
He looked down at Li Hou who was lying on the ground again, tilted his head and paused, "It's your fate to meet Grandpa Daxian, if you meet those guys, hehe...... Well, although you kid is more well-behaved, you should still get another insurance, forget about it! ”
As he spoke, a big hoof lifted and smacked the back of Li Hou's head a few times.
"That's it, go home and read!" The big black donkey held his head high, no longer cared about Li Hou, kicked and jumped out of the flower bed and trotted towards the gate, just when he was close to the gate, his hind legs suddenly kicked, and he was so big that he jumped over the big iron gate very lightly.
Then, with a bang, he landed sideways outside the gate.
Fortunately, it had just rained for a few days, otherwise it would have been dusty.
"Handsome! Never worry about hanging on a tree again! ”
The big black donkey got up as soon as he could, shook his body, and walked happily into the night with a long face of more than a foot.
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