Chapter 36: The Mastiff King's Diary
"Ah, what's wrong with the landlord's orthopedic brother, the up master is a salted fish."
"Speaking of which, the up master is going to hit him along the network cable, I don't know if he hit."
Then the night breeze over there did not reply.
How can you feel my fear of being dominated by salted fish through the screen! Yaga!
"Lin Daoyou, does he have a dispute with you?"
"After all, this is an information age where you don't have to be responsible for what you say, and since he was a keyboard warrior yelling for me to get out of the screen and hit him, then I had to go." Lin Xuan shrugged, and then began to prepare something, which made the mastiff king very inexplicable.
"By the way, your son can't come back for the time being."
"Huh? What's going on. ”
"It's, I don't know why, kind of ...... Well, it's hard for the human brain to understand what a dog is thinking. Lin Xuan couldn't hold back a word for a long time.
Mastiff King: "......" pierces the heart!
"By the way, I might need your help in a moment, come, get a bigger piece of paper first." Lin Xuan's right hand reached into his pocket and began to fumble.
Mastiff: "?"
What is Lin Daoyou doing?
Then, in its shocked gaze, Lin Xuan took out a big baby from his small pocket!
White paper that is five meters long and five meters wide!
The mastiff king's face is full of dogs' expressions, isn't your pocket a little unscientific!
How did such a big thing fit in!
"Ah, calm down. Space forces only. Lin Xuan said lightly, this made the mastiff king's heart feel cold, could it be that he could use the power of space when he reached the saint realm?
The space in your pocket is infinitely enlarged, which is higher than those who have awakened the ability of space!
But why not just make a high-level space artifact, etc...... That pocket wouldn't be......
The mastiff king inexplicably felt a terrible shock in his heart.
"It's a hassle to say, if only I learned to shrink the lamp, and then zoom in and out, wouldn't it be over? Those Doraemon things are really hard to make. Lin Xuan muttered to himself, and then began to fold the paper airplanes.
Airplanes are not flying swords.
Folding paper airplanes is quite simple, almost anyone can do it, just a few steps, and then in the eyes of the mastiff king, Lin Xuan quickly added a lot of formations.
Advanced acceleration formation, viscous formation, halo formation, anti-compression formation......
My God, a paper airplane is now comparable to the magic weapon of those large sects!
"By the way, Mastiff King, do you know the Blood Devourer?" Lin Xuan asked as he made it.
The Mastiff King nodded, "Naturally, I understand that my ancestor encountered such an existence, and left with nine deaths, without saving the town it passed through at that time. ”
"It's scary, do you think you can beat me?"
"Well, Lin Daoyou's mana is beyond the limits of the human world, I'm afraid that only when you go to the Holy Realm can you be qualified to compete with it."
"That means I'll be fine as long as I encounter an unholy Blood Devourer."
"Nature."
"Oh, what do you think of people of this physique?" Lin Xuan asked.
"Almost all of them are stunning in the world, so beautiful women should stay away or become beautiful women themselves." Mastiff King said.
Lin Xuan: "......"
Lin Xuan: "......"
Lin Xuan: "......"
Three seconds of silence.
Sure enough, even if they all have advanced intelligence, the complete difference in race will still cause a loss of thinking bias.
He suddenly remembered that the puppy was giving him makeup......
Could it be ......
Seeing Lin Xuan's face was extremely exciting for a while, the mastiff king coughed, "Well, if you answer from another angle, that kind of physique is very dangerous, and you will be bloodied in the later stage without saying a word, the devil knows how God set it." ”
"But I think it should depend on personal willpower, some of the blood devouring demon body gods are not good, and some can persist until the late stage of Xuansheng...... However, the effect of willpower is still very limited. The mastiff said.
"Oh. Then I recently met a nice little girl here, this kind of physique. ”
"What realm?" The mastiff king was shocked.
"I don't know, Zhendan is like this."
"That'...... It should be better to wait for her to cultivate to the Yuan Infant Stage as a Ding Furnace, congratulations to the Sage first. The mastiff king laughed.
"No, no, no, I'm strong, I don't need it, so I want to ask how I can help her, just don't be inexplicably pulled out of my IQ like this in the later stage." Lin Xuan said.
The Mastiff King was startled again, "Sage, you...... Well, I really don't know...... However, the reason why they lost their minds was because the True Yuan they cultivated would later attack her, and if they could remove this characteristic from the True Yuan, maybe it would be ......."
The Mastiff King didn't say it carefully, because it wasn't sure, and at the same time secretly sighed at the strength of the Sage, this is the real change of life against the sky!
Life is the greatest breath in the world, and the more magical and domineering the physique, the more inexplicable it is, but if it is a sage......
Maybe, maybe?
"That's it, forget it, let's study it carefully when the time comes." Lin Xuan nodded slightly, "By the way, Mastiff King, do you have time to accompany me to shoot a live broadcast at night." ”
The Mastiff King smiled and nodded, "I'm happy to serve." ”
"Okay, then I'll take a nap first, and thank you for the formation encyclopedia, I've finished reading it, it's very good." Lin Xuan handed the thing to the mastiff king, then took out the bronze coffin from his pocket, opened the coffin lid and lay in.
The Mastiff King's smiling face stiffened.
It turns out that this is not the natal magic weapon of the saint, but the bed!
WOC is a saint who is really different!
The mastiff retreated silently and returned to his room, where he didn't actually have much luggage, only a skirt for his son.
After all, the Purple Mountain is quite close to here, probably a few seconds away.
He picked up his phone and started writing in his diary.
From the Saint's Notes
Today I met the Sage of Lin again, he is still so debauched, without the majesty of the Sage, very easy-going.
And I have also learned a lot, and if you want to become a saint, you should probably have the following points.
1. Have a wealth of hobbies, such as live streaming and sending videos [I think I should have this point, watching my ghost animal videos, they have become classics]
2. Keep your promise, it seems that the Sage has taken good care of my son, so I can rest assured, I hope it can learn a little from the Sage [I think I also abide by this, ditto, dare to enter the inside, and directly make you a ghost animal Internet celebrity]
3. It is best to have some fancy costumes, aquatic products are preferred, such as salted fish, and the behavior is best synchronized with fancy costumes [this may just be the personal hobby of the sage, and the reference value is not great]
4. Good temper, easy-going, you can't fight back immediately when others beat you, even if it's a big fart or a small thing, you have to forcibly elevate yourself to the position of justice and then fight a righteous battle. [I feel that the saint is very good at routines. 】
5. It is best to be proficient in network knowledge [I am ashamed of this, I have been playing the Internet for so many years, and I don't know how to beat people along the network cable]
6. Even if the mouth says no, but the body is very honest, in order to reflect the difference of the Holy One, it does not choose those lofty methods, but starts from eating and living, such as sleeping in a coffin. [Maybe I should follow along]
7. There are all kinds of fresh and fashionable ways to play, such as paper airplanes [I think I also have this, please refer to the second article for details]
8. Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, and experience the red dust [It's a pity that I am a god mastiff, more powerful than a pig and a tiger. 】
9. Have a sense of justice, do more things that others dare not do, otherwise you are embarrassed to say that you are the first saint in the world, such as saving a girl or something, hey, is this considered a way to take a sister, is it considered to be cultivated.
10. To be supplemented.
After writing it, the Mastiff King put down his phone and nodded, these are very precious sage codexes, maybe there is a sanctification mystery in them.
After doing this, he suddenly missed his son, hey, I don't know what he is doing now.
By this time, the son it was missing had already knocked down everyone in the Mayor's Villa.
"Convincing or not." The puppy yelled very openly at the dinner table.
"Yes." Ren Jie nodded, admitting it very simply.
The other party's strength is weaker than him by one order, but the equipment is several orders higher than him, and he will be killed in seconds as soon as he makes a move, plus this guy saved his daughter, and his daughter was wanted by it first, so there is really no way for people to say anything.
"It turns out that you cleaned up the two True Dan Monks that day, thank you very much." The old butler is now thinking about it and is terrified, if the young lady is taken away that day......
Disastrous!
"Wow, the puppy saved me!" Ren Ya didn't realize how thrilling that night was, and she was so happy that she was about to hug Xiaotian.
"Wangwang, don't touch my head, my head can only be touched by Senior Lin and my dad!" The puppy flashed proudly, left the dining table, and looked down on them from the chandelier.
"There is no reward for the great kindness. If you need anything, just ask. Ren Jie said, this attitude made the puppy embarrassed, it is arrogant, it eats soft and not hard, so it can't be scared.
"If only you knew I was kind to you, Wang...... Well...... First of all, I want a luxurious room! I'm going to sleep in a super big bed tonight!" The puppy barked.
"No problem, that's it......" Ren Jie wondered.
"Of course, there may be someone to deal with you tonight, and I have to fill my stomach before I can make a move...... I want dog food for all tastes!" The puppy thought for a moment and then barked.
Ren Jie: "......"
Old butler: "......"
Ren Ya: "Okay, yes! I'm going to buy it for the puppy. ”
"I'm going to go to that stationery store on Zhongshan Road to buy it, that fat boss's dog food is delicious, and other places are unpalatable."
"Well, there's no stationery store there, only a convenience store......" the old butler exclaimed in embarrassment.
"Oh? Isn't that a stationery store? No matter what...... "The puppy tried his best to hide GG.
"Oh, but you really want to eat...... Dog food?"
"Or else? What do dogs do if they don't eat dog food? Shit? ”
Ren Jie was speechless.
The old butler was speechless.
Ren Ya smiled and was happy.
"That's good...... I...... Go buy it. The old housekeeper left silently, and Ren Jie led the puppy to the room where it was going to live at night, which was a big manor in itself, and the empty room was very empty, and someone cleaned it every day.
"By the way, Mayor Ren, do you know that your manor is haunted." The puppy said coldly.