Chapter 33: Using Hatsune Miku's Onion Pendant
Looking at the two brand-new options in front of him, Zhan Chu was slightly stunned.
Especially the second one, which shocked him even more.
What's going on?
Is the option a polite refusal? And without any means of punishment?
At the beginning of the exhibition, I felt like I was dreaming.
It's not that he's been bred into a shaker M by the absolute option.
According to his impression, according to the past practice of the beast of absolute choice, the second item should be 'remove the restriction on the female body, take off the women's clothes and perform a ballet show' or 'remove the restriction on the female voice, and sing a song in a man's voice, 'I want ~ what is the use of this iron rod~'', right?''
But what's going on now? Absolute options give such a high degree of freedom and risk-free choice?
Can this be believed?
"Is there really no punishment for choosing the second option?"
He couldn't help but consciously ask the absolute option.
"There is no penalty for the host to choose either option."
The absolute option was immediately explained.
During the consciousness exchange between Zhanchu and the absolute option, the K of Spades saw her stunned, and immediately asked, "Zhanchu-sang?" What, isn't it convenient? ”
"Huh?"
Suddenly coming back to his senses, Zhan Chu remembered that he was still on the field, and hurriedly wanted to answer the question of the King of Spades, but before he could say anything about his refusal, he paused again.
With a frown, he touched the onion pendant on Hatsune Miku's neck, and thought, "If I politely refuse, won't it be equivalent to giving up the opportunity to draw a physical lottery?"
The mana of this system is boundless, and it can even turn a man into a woman, and it is obviously in control of a lot of black technology products. If I win some earth-shattering technology, then..."
At this moment, Zhan Chu fell into a tangle.
His singing skills are not very good.
As the saying goes, no one is perfect, although Zhan Chu is impeccable in terms of appearance and figure, but singing... However, it can basically be classified into the category of people with incomplete pentatonic sounds.
Everyone is watching right now, and there are many acquaintances among them, if you howl here, it will be a bit embarrassing, right?
No, wait!
Zhan Chu suddenly realized something.
"I'm wearing women's clothes, do you still care about that face?"
Thinking of this, he suddenly realized that he almost forgot that he was a shameless person who cheated money in women's clothing, and was protected by the system.
"Okay, for the sake of black technology, I fought hard!"
Having made up his mind, he rolled his eyes, and then smiled at the K of spades, "Well, since Mr. K of Spades has said so, I have no choice but to show my ugliness, please forgive me for not singing well." ”
"It's okay." Seeing that the other party agreed, the King of Spades also laughed, "I'm sure you'll surprise us again." ”
Surprised?
In this regard, Zhan Chu secretly sneered.
Don't worry, you'll be surprised.
He didn't plan to sing any songs, but now he directly pulled down with a gourd baby, who is talking to this group of people What pop songs.
"Okay, then I'll get started."
Make a gentle smile at the King of Spades, brew the lyrics at the beginning, and prepare to sing the gourd baby.
However, at this time, what should have come has finally come.
"Option one, sing the classic song 'Itchy' with emotion."
"Option 2, immersive interpretation of the important lines of the female characters in "Last Waltz~白浊まみれの夏合宿~".
"Choose!"
Depend on!
scolded fiercely in his heart that the absolute choice was a brute, and in desperation, Zhan Chu compromised, "I'll choose one..."
As for the reason, it's just that this second item seems to be a bit bad no matter how you look at it.
The option subtitles faded away, and a row of virtual lyrics appeared in front of him.
Meantime...
"Hint: Hatsune Miku's onion pendant effect activates due to the detection that the host is about to perform a singing performance."
Well?
A sudden hint made Zhan Chu stunned.
Necklace effect?
After pondering for a moment, he suddenly remembered the introduction of this pendant by the Absolute Option.
It seems to be 'Effect': Wearing it on the body can improve the Host's 2.2 dance skills and 3.0 singing skills. 'Coming?'
"Dance and singing..."
With a deep groan in his heart, he suddenly realized, "Could it be that my singing and dancing skills have been greatly improved now?" ”
At this moment, an ecstatic excitement welled up from his chest.
"If that's the case, then I can refresh these people's worldview once again?"
"And such a good thing?"
Well, in that case, I'll sing and dance at the same time!
Thinking of this, the embarrassing negative energy has been put out of his mind, and Zhan Chu is ready to let this group of people feel what it means to be a perfect woman!
"Ahem..."
Even the coughing sound became pleasant, and under the influence of Hatsune Miku's onion pendant, Zhan Hatsu's pretty face raised a confident smile, and his lips opened lightly, ready to open his mouth according to the virtual subtitle lyrics provided by the absolute option in front of him.
Come and feel the sound!
"She's a touch of the sun."
"Think about it a lot, think about who knows how to appreciate it."
"He, there is a blue and blue cloud window."
"Just wait for someone to share it with."
The song is singing, and the dancing is moving.
Under the influence of strong self-confidence, Zhan Chu forgot to sing.
Although he had never learned any dance except for the short dance of "Pure Land of Bliss" during the live broadcast, he was now dancing with his own feelings.
In his imagination, his image should look like this:
The singing was full of ears, the dancing was bewitching and moving, and everyone's eyes were obsessively focused on him, looking at the demon girl singing and dancing in front of them, they forgot time, forgot everything, and immersed themselves in the beauty of this nothingness.
Correct... When he was halfway through the song, his face suddenly changed.
Coming back from his fantasy, he found that his image was actually like this to outsiders!
The five tones are still incomplete, scratching their heads irregularly, everyone's eyes are indeed focused on him, just looking at the girls singing and dancing in front of them, they have not forgotten time and everything, but one by one they are staring at the sub-standard... Dead fish eyes.
In this awkward atmosphere, Zhan Chu heard his own singing.
"Come on~Be happy~ Anyway, there's a lot of time~"
"Come on~Love~There's a lot of foolishness anyway~"
"Come on~wandering~There's a lot of direction anyway~"
"Come on~pretentious~ there's a lot of scenery anyway~"
The more the voice sang, the smaller it became like a mosquito snorting, and the awkward dance movements couldn't help but gradually stagnate.
He felt like he had forgotten time for a moment, had forgotten everything, and was in a fantasy world, his body unconscious.
Zhan Chu regretted it, really, he regretted that he was stupid enough to believe in the evil of this beast of absolute choice!
After that, Zhan Chu often lamented that life is sometimes like an old movie or online novel full of disgusting routines.
From time to time, it shows something new in front of the audience, so that the audience thinks, this doesn't seem to follow the traditional routine, it seems interesting?
However, when you step on the trap and step into the depths, you will find that this is still a routine, but the appearance is wrapped in a new layer of skin......
Zhan Chu glared at the dead fish, and in this desperate embarrassing song and dance, the curtain of the beauty pageant ended.