"Uncle Jiraiya?"

Obito looked at the people in the kindergarten playground who had stopped the school violence, and was a little puzzled.

Orochimaru came to the young Junmaru with great interest, observing the bones that had been pierced from his arm.

"Orochimaru, you guy......

It's dangerous to gather such a group of children! ”

Jiraiya's hair returned to its original state, and he complained to Orochimaru.

"You're using hair ninjutsu again.

Beware ......"

"Shut up! You stinky little ghost!

I haven't settled the accounts with you yet! ”

"Huh? What's the account?

Do you have a new book that you have to pay again? ”

……

Ten minutes later, Orochimaru's underground base.

Jiraiya looked at Obito, who was sitting opposite him, with a disgusted expression, and said impatiently to Orochimaru:

"What's the matter with bringing me here again?

I'm busy, I don't have time to mess around with you. ”

Orochimaru held a plan in his hand, fell in front of Jiraiya's eyes, and replied angrily:

"Have a plan, I'm sure you'll be interested.

I now invite you to participate, the choice is yours or not. ”

Jiraiya looked at the plan in front of him, and the cover read:

"The Resurrection Plan of the Thousand Rope Tree"

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At the same time, in a hot spring inn in Yunokuni.

Since it is the hotter season of the year, although the war that has spread to the five major countries has gradually subsided, not many people travel to Yunokuni.

Among the hot spring women's department, only two guests are enjoying the hot springs.

Well, to be exact, two people and one pig.

Shizune leaned against the wall of the hot spring, with a white towel on top of her head, and the natural hot spring with a faint smell of sulfur soothed her exhaustion.

The piglets and porpoises swim happily in the hot springs, which makes people feel that live pigs are not afraid of boiling water......

And Tsunade, who was sitting on the other side of the hot spring, rarely did not drink.

Instead, she soaked in the hot springs with a heavy heart, thinking back to what Orochimaru said to her before Sannin left in the Land of Rain not long ago.

—————— Tsunade's Memories Kill——————————————

In the izakaya, Jiraiya has drunk himself, and he can't wake up when he slams into the wine table.

Orochimaru held the wine glass, glanced at Tsunade, and said slowly:

"I now have a preliminary plan for the resurrection of the rope tree."

Tsunade asked with some emotion:

"What exactly? How the hell can I help?! ”

Orochimaru looked at Tsunade with an anxious face and suddenly smiled.

"The soul of the rope tree is still there, but it is only the Asura Chakra that remains in the body of the Uchiha Obito.

If his information is correct, the son of Bo Feng Shuimen and Uzumaki Kushina is the new reincarnation of Asura.

As the child grows day by day, his soul grows stronger and stronger......

If the soul of the rope tree still can't find a matching body, then sooner or later it will disappear. ”

Tsunade heard Orochimaru's analysis, his eyes widened, and he looked at Orochimaru and said word by word:

"Are you supposed to be......

What is it that hurts that child's attention?

If that's the case, I'd rather give up the possibility of resurrecting the rope tree! ”

Orochimaru glanced at Tsunade with disdain and said:

"Can't you just listen to me?

This resurrection of the rope tree is not only your wish, but also mine.

And it's a big deal! ”

Speaking of this, Orochimaru drank the wine in his glass in one gulp, and his eyes showed a golden glow.

"If you can let the reincarnations of two generations of asuras exist in the world at the same time......

What exactly happens? What an interesting attempt, isn't it?! ”

When Tsunade heard this, she gradually let go of her guard against Orochimaru, and she also drank the sake in her cup in one gulp, and joked about Orochimaru:

"Come to think of it, after all, he is a man who is about to become a father.

The previous personality will change a little bit, right? ”

Orochimaru smiled disappreciatively and said:

"The soul of the rope tree is still there, and what is lacking is a body that is strong enough to withstand the Asura Chakra.

Since there is no body, we will create one for him! ”

"Enough to withstand Asura's chakra's body?"

Orochimaru nodded and continued:

"You remember, the kid of the rope tree.

When he was a child, he seemed to be just a child with mediocre talent.

However, after graduating from the ninja school, the hidden talent in his body has gradually been revealed. ”

Tsunade nodded.

"You're right, his chakra has been increasing since he was nine years old.

The body is also becoming more and more resistant to beatings day by day, and the resilience is getting stronger and stronger.

At that time, my grandmother checked for him and thought that if he grew up like this......"

"It's the next Pillar Lord, right?

This is the characteristic of the reincarnation of Asura!

The strength of the immortal human body is much inferior to the Uchiha clan with immortal eyes when they are young.

But once he grows up, it will be the next ninja god of the Thousand Hands Clan! ”

"But...... But the rope tree he ......"

Orochimaru's words brought back memories of Tsunade, and tears moistened her eyes.

"You don't have to feel that way, Tsunade.

Now, new opportunities are right in front of your eyes!

Creating a new body for the rope tree is naturally up to you! ”

"Me?"

"That's right, it's you!"

Orochimaru looked at Tsunade with frenzy in his eyes and tone.

"The last time we met, you offered me your hair and a small piece of musculature, remember."

Tsunade nodded, the last time the three ninja party parted, she bit off a small piece of meat on the back of her hand, and handed it to Orochimaru.

"When I was working with Danzang on intercolumnar cells, I thought.

If there really is someone in the world who can perfectly fuse the cells between the Thousand Hands Pillar, then there are undoubtedly only two people.

One is his mysterious young son, who led the Thousand Hands Clan to the hermit and did not care about the world.

And one more, naturally, you!

Sure enough, the cells of my muscles, skin, and hair that you have provided to me can perfectly fuse with the intercolumnar cells instead of being engulfed by them.

Tsunade, you know...... Does this mean anything? ”

Orochimaru pointed at Tsunade and said loudly:

"If you implant the cells between your grandfather's Thousand Hand Pillars in your body, although you don't have the Asura Chakra, you shouldn't be able to reach his strength.

But your strength, whether it's medical ninjutsu or the Wet Bone Forest Immortal Technique that you haven't been able to master!

There is a lot of room for improvement. ”

“…… Wait a minute! But what does this have to do with the Resurrection Rope Tree? ”

Tsunade is worthy of being a woman who can become a Hokage, and she was not fooled by the pie drawn by Orochimaru in the slightest.

At this time, Orochimaru's face showed a dagger-like smile and said:

"As a woman, you can conceive a fertilized egg with an immortal body capable of carrying the Asura Chakra."

“…… Monster Punch! ”

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Thinking of Orochimaru's strange brain circuit, Tsunade shyly plunged his head into the water.

Ten seconds later, she slammed to her feet from the hot spring, the weight on her chest swaying as violently as her state of mind at this time.

Seeing the silence on the other side, he lowered his head in shame and silently recited:

"I'm still in development, I'm still in development......"

Tsunade walked out of the hot spring pool step by step, picked up the yukata and put it on.

She seems to have made up her mind, for the rope tree!

…… What is this sacrifice?

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Jiraiya's hands trembled and looked at the plan in his hand, two lines of bright red nosebleeds had already flowed to his chin.

He opened his mouth with a straight tongue and said:

"Why...... Why me? ”

The big snake pill on the side looked at him with a very bad taste, and said:

"A pure immortal human body requires both parents to have good genes.

I don't want to admit it, but at present, there seems to be no one in the entire ninja world who has an advantage in this regard compared to you, an idiot.

Why, wouldn't you want to? ”

“…… Well...... this."

The 0517 puppet on the side suddenly pinched his throat and said very evilly:

"Actually, at first, I refused to ask for a child because I couldn't let me go, so I would hehehehe.

Because I don't want to hehehehe, after that, Orochimaru, you guy added some stunts to it, and duang, after the child was born, it didn't look like me at all, so wouldn't I hear the raindrops falling on the green grass!?

I need to cultivate a relationship, and when the love is strong, I can move on to the next step.

That's what it's called clapping for love! ”

"Spiral Pill!"

Annoyed and angry, Jiraiya pinched the balls and chased the strange-looking puppet all over the house......

Obito promptly withdrew 0517 into the Kamui space, looked at Jiraiya with great disdain and said:

"I said, Uncle Jiraiya.

You'd better stop pretending, right?! You're about to jump with joy, right?

Did happiness come too suddenly and be a little overwhelmed? ”

"You little ghost! How old are you?!

Shouldn't you consciously leave the scene when discussing such a thing, bastard?!

Watergate, this guy is really too kind! Accustomed you to this virtue! ”

Obito smiled slightly in the face of the non-lethal complaint, and said a few words:

"I have a girlfriend."

Orochimaru also came to mend the knife at this time:

"Although, I've already detailed this plan to Tsunade.

But according to the image you currently have in Tsunade's mind......"

The duo of Trap Meng's abduction and deception look at Jiraiya with a look of contempt and helplessness at the same time.

"You two give me a little bit!

Uncle Ben is the white-haired boy of Miaomu Mountain! ”

"Well, a boy who will soon be forty years old."

Orochimaru didn't continue to speak venomously like Obito at this time, he walked up to Jiraiya's side and patted him on the shoulder and said:

"As for me, it's not just for this attempt to resurrect the rope tree.

The main thing is also to consider.,We're both three ninjas.。

Just like that, I watched the two of you leave the ground like this......

I thought that more than ten years later, my children would all reach the age of Obito, and the two of you would still be lonely all your life.

So, come on, idiot, I can only help you get here. ”

When I heard Orochimaru's words, I felt a little warm in my heart.

"That's right, the sons of Mr. Watergate and Sister Jiu Sinai are more than a year old.

You, who are masters, and Aunt Tsunade, you two can't say anything if you two don't get married! ”

Jiraiya finally looked at the two of them with a little excitement and asked:

"You all think Tsunade and I are a good match, right?"

Just then, the door was kicked open with a thud.

A thousand hands walked in, squinted at Jiraiya with long and narrow eyes, and said:

"The old man is against this family business!"

"Why?! Second generation adults, haven't you left yet? ”

"What, do you think I'm in the way?

With your virtue, do you also want to pursue the pearl of my thousand-handed clan?! ”

Obito quietly pulled the big snake pill and complained:

"Although Uncle Jiraiya is not very good, but the character of Aunt Tsunade ......

It's not much better, is it? Pornography, gambling, drugs, ......"

Speaking of the word poison, Obito suddenly realized that he seemed to have unknowingly blackened another person.

Sure enough, Orochimaru's eyes when he looked at him also became unfriendly......

……

A few hours later, Jiraiya looked at another proposal in front of him, and the cover read:

"From Today, a plan to become the niece and son-in-law of Lord Kazama"

After writing a plan of more than 10,000 words with thousands of hands, he finally returned to his coffin to rest.

"Then, from today onwards, the overseer of this plan is me!"

Obito said to Jiraiya with a smile like a head teacher's dog-legged villain.

After all, Uncle Snake's high-end experiments can't help much with his brain, so he can only volunteer to do this kind of work that he likes to see.

"Number one, don't peep into the women's bathhouse or anything like that."

"Nani?! I'm taking it, it's absolutely impossible! ”

In the face of Jiraiya's fierce opposition, the corners of Obito's mouth showed a sinister smile.

"Of course I have my punishment......"

Obito jerked his head up, revealing the shape of a kaleidoscope in his left eye.

"Monthly reading. The art of destroying the three views! ”

In an instant, the unsuspecting Jiraiya fell into the world of moon reading.

The eyes of the people who are scorching in the scorching sun can't open, and they cover most of them with their hands before they can see the pure and cloudless blue sky in the distance.

There is a sea in front of you, and a soft sand beach that is slightly hot under your feet.

Jiraiya looked down at his naked upper body and the slightly playful red and green beach pants below the waist, and felt that reading the world this month also seemed to be good.

He turned to see a huge parasol not far behind him, and under the umbrella was a beach chair.

Jiraiya lay on a shady beach chair under the umbrella, squinting slightly, gently sniffing the faint fishy smell of the sea breeze.

"It's not bad, it seems that the illusion of the Uchiha clan can also be used for things other than combat......"

At this moment, footsteps were heard not far away.

"Huh? Sun, sand...... Isn't that the last ring, bikini beauty?! ”

The old driver also guessed that the visitor was probably Tsunade in a swimsuit, and looked in the direction from which the voice came from with some expectation.

Swimsuits are true, and beauty may have been beauty at one time.

But......

"This man is so familiar...... Seems to have seen ......

Sand Shinobi's ...... Chiyo mother-in-law?! ”

Chiyo, who is already over sixty years old, wears a split-type swimsuit with spicy eyes and runs towards Jiraiya.

"Since I have come, let the old body come and love you well!"

“……

What's the joke?! ”

Jiraiya instinctively wanted to get up and run, but in the world of monthly reading, all scripts have already been written by someone.

His ass was stuck to the beach chair, and he didn't move even if he tried to feed!

"Don't come here!"

Seeing that Chiyo's mother-in-law was getting closer and closer to her, the old lady stuck out her tongue at herself very playfully......

"Ah!!!

I was wrong!!

I'm never going to take material again...... No, I'm never going to peep into the women's bathhouse anymore!!

Spare me! ”