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"Host, it's almost time, we need to go to school."

"Time?"

"Alright! Then let's go out and see what the school that is called the most powerful school in the world is like. ”

"And you can also go and see your students at the same time to see if they are well-behaved."

However, the most important point is to make it clear that going to school is not because of the erasure of the system, but because of interest.

For the erasure, Lin Tian only has two words to evaluate, that is, hehe!

After all, death is lighter than a feather and heavier than Mount Tai, for others, death may be heavier than Mount Tai, but for Lin Tian, the word death is just lighter than a feather.

"Okay, now that the time has come, then I won't waste any more time, and go to the school to see those melon peel students."

Subsequently, Lin Tian did not waste time at home anymore, but chose to set off directly towards the strongest school in the country.

"You ask me why I know the location of that school, isn't that a normal thing? The mental system has all the information crammed in, so it's weird to know these things? ”

To go to school, Lin Tian went by car.

Well, this car is assigned by the school, and it looks like it is high-end, after all, he is a teacher in the strongest school in the country, and he is also a class teacher, so it is not surprising that the school allocates such a car.

When I came to school and walked to my class, there were still a few minutes left before the start of class.

Walking to the podium table, Lin Tian glanced at the group of melon peel students below, and suddenly felt a headache.

Those students didn't even pay attention to themselves, but they were in charge of themselves, and they kept talking some nonsense, and they were sitting crookedly in their positions one by one, which was not at all like what a student should be.

"Annoying, headache, how do these melon peel students feel like they are very skinny, not well-behaved at all, not cute at all."

The bell rings, and it's time for class.

"When classes begin, the host is a teacher in the strongest school in the country, and the first thing to do in every class is roll call."

The cold and emotionless words of the system sounded from Lin Tian's mind again, and these words immediately made Lin Tian fall into deep thought, followed by a burst of irritability, and finally a headache.

"Roll call? Are you sure you want me to name names? ”

Lin Tian looked at the fifty crooked Guapi elementary school students under the podium table, and he had a headache.

"Don't name names! With so many students, when is the point? ”

"I can't refuse, as a teacher in the strongest school in the country, this thing must be done, otherwise it will be erased!"

Mention erasure again, didn't I sleep and said it?

"Death is lighter than a feather, heavier than Mount Tai, for others, maybe death is heavier than Mount Tai, but for Lin Tian, the word death is just lighter than a feather."

"It seems that I have said this sentence many times, and I really feel a little speechless, don't you remember the system?"

"However, since I am a teacher in the strongest school in the country, it seems that it is really not good not to name it!"

"Declare in advance, I'm not afraid of being wiped out by the system, I'm in a state of indifference to the erasure of the system."

After all, I said that death is lighter than a feather and heavier than Mount Tai, and for others, death may be heavier than Mount Tai, but for Lin Tian, the word death is just lighter than a feather.

Now, I guess there is only one sentence that can reflect my firm mood!

Obliterate? Death?

I only have two words for the system, and that is hehe!

Okay, let's be quiet and start the roll call.

Below, there was still a commotion, ignoring Lin Tian on the podium table.

Embarrassing, very embarrassing, extremely embarrassing, no one paid attention to him, which made Lin Tian very uncomfortable.

"Hey! I'm also the head teacher of your class, okay, is it really good for you to not give me face like this? ”

However, Lin Tian just thought about this sentence in his heart, and did not say it directly.

"Well, since I won't talk about it, then I'll use a special move."

Faced with such a situation, Lin Tian did not feel any cowardice in his heart, and even had a slight hint of joy.

After all, this group of melon peel students is estimated to be the only one who can control it.

With strong? That's definitely not going to work.

If you think about the backstage of this group of melon peel students, you can know that using strong is equivalent to killing yourself.

However, according to the knowledge of the system, this world seems to be very lacking in some interesting things, basically all of them are some essays, articles by great writers, these things, these things are not bothered to look at all, and there is no interest at all.

Therefore, Lin Tian could now laugh three times, and then he began to show his strength.

"Then I'll tell you a very interesting story! If you find it interesting, then listen to me, if it doesn't work, then you can take care of yourself, how about it? ”

Standing on the podium table, Lin Tian smiled, his voice was not loud or small, and the students in this teacher happened to be able to hear it.

"Teacher, are you sure?"

"Teacher, it's not that I underestimate you, do you really think you can tell some stories that can interest us?"

"Teacher, aren't you making me laugh when you say this?"

Under the podium table, the group of Guapi students had doubts on their faces, and their eyes were full of distrust of Lin Tian and a hint of laughter.

"Humph! Look down on me? You'll know how good I'm later. ”

Lin Tian knew very well what kind of wave these things would break out in this world without them.

Okay, let's tell the story of a monkey, the monkey's name is called Monkey King, you remember this name, and then you will know how ridiculous your previous expressions were.

Standing on the podium table, Lin Tian coughed a few times, cleared his throat, his eyes became a little deep, stretched out his finger to the sky, and then said slowly.

The poem says: Chaos is not divided into heaven and earth, and no one sees it. Since Pangu broke Hongmeng, it has opened up from Ziqing to distinguish turbidity. ancient

Covering the masses of beings to look up to benevolence, inventing all things to be good. If you want to know the Yuan Gong of the Creation Society, you must watch the Legend of Journey to the West. fast

The number of heaven and earth is 129,600 years old. The one yuan is divided into 12 branches, Naizi, Chou, Yin, Mao, Chen, Si, Wu, Wei, Shen, You, Xu, and Hai. Each meeting should be 1800 years old. And just one day: when the child is young, the rooster crows; Yin does not pass through the light, and Mao is the sunrise; After eating, and the Si are lined up; The sun is in the middle of the day, and it is not in the west; Shen Shi is in the morning and the sun is setting, and the people are fixed at dusk. For example, in the case of large numbers, if it reaches the end of the meeting, then the heavens and the earth will be dim and all things will be lost. host

If you go to 5,400 years old, at the beginning of the Jiaohai Society, it will be dark, and the characters in the two rooms are gone, so it is called chaos. Another 5,400 years old, Hai will come to an end, Zhen Xia Yuan, near the son of the meeting, and gradually enlightened. Shao Kangjie said: "Half of the winter solstice, the heart of heaven has not changed. At the beginning of the yang, when all things are not born. "At this point, there are roots.

"Well, what do you mean, teacher! We don't understand! ”

As he spoke, under the podium table, a little kid asked, and the other Guapi students were also puzzled, although they couldn't understand what the new homeroom teacher was talking about, but they just felt chilling and very powerful.

Well, since you don't understand, I'm going to keep it simple so that you can understand it.

Well, let's talk about the first chapter of Journey to the West, that is, the story of the birth of the earth-shattering Monkey King.

If you want to say that this first chapter is actually very exciting, you give me a good listen, don't talk nonsense, disturb my thoughts.

After a pause in his words, Mr. Lin Tian began to talk about the content of Journey to the West again.

This is a mythical story, legend has it that a long, long time ago, the world was divided into Dongsheng Shenzhou, West Niuhe Continent, South Ganbu Continent, and North Julu Continent. In Dongsheng Shenzhou Aolai country, there is a Huaguo Mountain, there is a fairy stone on the mountain, one day the fairy stone cracks, rolls out of the stone an egg, this egg becomes a stone monkey when it sees the wind, the monkey eyes shoot out a golden light, worship in all directions.

The monkey can walk and run, and when he is thirsty, he drinks some water from the mountain streams, and when he is hungry, he eats some of the fruits of the mountains.

Spend all day playing with the animals in the mountains, and have a great time. One day, the weather was particularly hot, and the monkeys ran to bathe in the mountain stream in order to escape the heat. When they saw the water flowing in a tumultuous way, they went along the stream to find its source.

The monkeys climbed and climbed, and when they came to the end, they saw a waterfall that seemed to fall from the sky. The monkeys were amazed and consulted, "Whoever dares to go into the waterfall and find out the source of the water without harming his body, let him be king." After shouting three times, the stone monkey jumped out and shouted, "I'll go in, I'll go in!" ”

The stone monkey closed his eyes and jumped into the waterfall, not feeling like it was in the water, so he opened his eyes, looked around, and found himself standing on an iron bridge, and the water under the bridge rushed through the stone holes, hanging upside down and flowing out, covering the bridge door so that people outside could not see inside. The stone monkey walked across the bridge and found that it was really a good place, with stone chairs, stone beds, stone basins, and stone bowls.

It's like someone lived in it not so long ago, natural house, quiet and tidy, pots, bowls, scoops, basins, neatly placed on the stove. There is a stone tablet in the right, which is engraved: Huaguo Mountain Blessed Land, Water Curtain Cave Cave Sky. The stone monkey was so happy that he turned around and walked out, swishing out of the hole.

When the monkeys saw that the stone monkey had come out, and there was no injury on his body, they were surprised and delighted, and surrounded him, vying to ask him about the situation inside. The stone monkey scratched its cheeks, scratched itchy, and said to everyone with a smile: "There is no water in it, it is a good place to live, we have a place to hide when the wind blows, and we are not afraid of getting wet when it rains heavily." When the monkeys heard this, they jumped and jumped with joy.

The monkeys followed the stone monkeys through the waterfall and into the water curtain cave, and saw so many good things, one by one, you fight for me, take the basin, take the bowl, occupy the stove, fight for the bed, move over, move over, until exhausted. The monkeys all obeyed their promises and worshiped the stone monkey as the king, and the stone monkey ascended to the throne from then on, omitting the stone characters and calling himself the "Monkey King".

The Monkey King took the monkeys on a tour of the mountains and rivers every day, and soon three or five hundred years passed. One day, when he was having fun, the Monkey King thought that he would inevitably die in the future, and he couldn't help but shed tears of sadness, when a monkey jumped out of the group and said, "If the king wants to live forever, the only way to learn is to learn Buddhism, immortals, and gods." ”

The Monkey King decided to travel to the ends of the earth to find the gods and learn the skill of immortality. The next day, the monkeys made a raft for him and prepared some wild fruits, so the Monkey King said goodbye to the monkeys, and ran to the ocean alone with the raft.

Probably because of the luck of the Monkey King, the southeast wind sent him to the northwest shore for several days. He got off the raft and landed on the shore, and saw that there were many people working on the shore, some catching fish, some hunting geese in the sky, some digging clams, and some panning for salt.

On this day, he came to a high mountain, and suddenly from the woods halfway up the mountainside came a beautiful singing voice, singing some words about becoming an immortal. The Monkey King thought, "This singing person must be a god," so he followed the singing voice to find him.

The singing was a young man who was chopping wood in the woods, and the Monkey King learned from the young man's mouth that this mountain was called Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, and seven or eight miles away from here, there was a three-star cave with a slanting moon, and there lived in the cave a god called Bodhi Patriarch.

The Monkey King said goodbye to the young man who was collecting firewood, went out of the woods, walked through the hillside, and saw a cave house from a distance, only to see that the door of the cave was tightly closed, and there was a stone tablet on the hill opposite the cave door, which was about three zhang high and eight feet wide, and there were ten big characters written on it: "Lingtai Fangcun Mountain Leaning Moon Three Star Cave". While he was looking, the door suddenly opened, and a fairy child came out.

The Monkey King hurriedly stepped forward and bowed deeply to explain his intentions, and the fairy boy said, "My master was about to preach just now, when he suddenly asked me to come out and open the door, saying that there was a teacher outside, and it turned out to be you!" Come with me! The Monkey King hurriedly dressed and respectfully followed the fairy child into the cave and came to the Dharma platform where the patriarch preached.

When the Monkey King saw the Bodhi Patriarch sitting upright on the platform, and there were more than 30 fairy children standing on both sides of the stage, he quickly knelt down and kowtowed. The patriarch asked him what he was coming from, and when he saw that he had no name, he said, "Your name is Wukong!" ”

Saying this, Lin Tian stopped his words and did not continue to tell the story of Journey to the West.

In fact, Lin Tian stopped, in addition to being a little tired and a little dry-mouthed, he still wanted to see if the story of Journey to the West could restrain this group of melon peel students in this parallel world, and whether it could make them listen to his own words strangely.

In fact, Lin Tian's concerns were completely superfluous, and as soon as he stopped telling the story of Journey to the West, the group of melon peel students began to fidget a little, scratching their ears and cheeks one by one, and their faces were a little red, as if they had eaten a worm.