"Stupid? What about the phone, what about the phone? Yamazaki looked at him with a fierce face, looking like he hated iron but not steel

"But...... That's too abrupt, isn't it? "Mitsuhiko still can't agree with it! If you want to get close to a girl, you have to turn yourself into a girl, too perverted, right?

"You'd better go **......" Yamazaki supports his forehead, isn't it just women's clothing?

"Look at me!" Yamazaki waved his hand and glanced at the passing passers-by, his eyes lit up

"Huh?" Mitsuhiko was stunned, Yamazaki is planning to demonstrate in person!

It was a girl who looked to be about 20 years old, with short hair, and she looked quite cute, although he was a child, and his aesthetic was more inclined to a girl of the same age like Ayumi......

"Sometimes, you don't need a wingman!" Yamazaki pulled his phone out of his pocket, a faint smile on the corner of his mouth

"Wait a minute, you follow me, take your phone and record behind me, understand?"

"Oh~" Although Mitsuhiko was still puzzled, he wanted to see what tricks Yamazaki would play

I saw Yamazaki running over quickly, looking like a bear child

Peng......

Yamazaki hit the girl headfirst and fell

"とても強力で、"Mitsuhiko is a face of worship.,This is TM a routine!

"Huh?" The girl looked down and saw a cute little child sitting on the ground, holding the back of her head and crying out in pain

"Little ...... Are you alright, kid? "It's hard to distinguish the gender, a pair of brown shorts, thin white calves are exposed, and the body is wearing a pure white T-shirt, this painful expression, with a hint of weakness, gives people a very cute feeling, children can't see if there is an Adam's apple, and the hair is relatively long......

"I'm sorry, big sister~" Yamazaki said weakly, turning his head to look into the distance, with a slight disappointment on his face

"Huh?" Looking at the little white hand that stretched out himself, looking up along the arm, his bright eyes were slightly dull, but he still stretched out his little hand

"Are you alright? Did it hurt? The girl asked softly, but she looked like a man!

"No... It's okay......" Yamazaki said weakly, glancing at Mitsuhiko who was rushing behind him

"So cute, it's really a boy!" Listening to Yamazaki's voice, the girl thought to herself and pulled Yamazaki up

"Big sister, can you do me a favor?" Yamazaki said suddenly, his voice was a little glutinous, and he seemed to be a little embarrassed

"Huh? Can I help you? Penis? ”

"It's the school's interview assignment, and we just got our eyes on a big brother, and then ...... Then ......" Yamazaki's voice became quieter and quieter, and his face blushed slightly

"That's amazing, is this the old driver that Yamazaki said?" Mitsuhiko sighed in his heart, worthy of Yamazaki! This technique has been perfected, right? And he is very good at taking advantage of his own advantages

"Is that so?" The girl glanced at Mitsuhiko again, who had arrived with her mobile phone

"Hmm...... Well! Mitsuhiko still feels a little shy, he's wearing women's clothes now! If it's exposed in the future, I really don't want to be a sister in my life......

"Alright then!" The girl thought about it, but it was not in the way, so she agreed

"Then thank you, big sister!" Yamazaki bowed sincerely, staring at her with cute eyes

………………

"Did you learn?" Yamazaki smiled and took the phone with a faint smug look on his face

"The master is so awesome!" Mitsuhiko was dumbfounded, he didn't expect to have this hand, looking at the full page in his hand, he sighed in his heart, Yamazaki is Yamazaki! There's a lot, a lot to learn on your own

This piece of paper not only has your name, phone number, but also your usual hobbies and work......

"Detective...... Is it? Looking at the information on the paper, Mitsuhiko muttered, I have the impression that detectives are the work of those men...... Right?

"Uh-huh~ It's your turn! You set your own goals, whether you need wingmen or not, you choose! Yamazaki said and entered a café

"Uh......" Mitsuhiko was stunned, this ...... This, do you really want to flirt with those beautiful big sisters?

"But...... Master, are we children? Shouldn't we be targeting young girls? "Compared to seventeen or eighteen-year-old women, he prefers girls who are about the same age as himself!

"Hmm......" Yamazaki squinted, looking at him deeply

"So hello, this mouthful......"

Mitsuhiko's face turned red, and on the way here, Yamazaki talked to him a lot, such as evaluating women, classifying women or something

"No...... No, I just think it's unrealistic, after all, we're only seven years old! "Although I said that, I still blushed on my face, and it was really embarrassing to say this!

"Hehe, I know, I know, but the target is up to you!" There was a hint of obscenity in the corners of Yamazaki's eyes, a look that I understood, misunderstanding what he meant......

"Ahh This ......" Mitsuhiko was anxious to explain something, but was severely interrupted by Yamazaki

"Don't sweat! Calm down, or you'll be in trouble if your makeup falls off! ”

"But, do you really want to paint yourself as a girl? Isn't Yamazaki also without makeup? ”

"Because I'm cuter than you!" Pierced in the heart, Mitsuhiko's heart is broken, who called Yamazaki to grow well? You can't blame your parents for being ugly

"Huh? Phone? Yamazaki drank a cup of coffee and was about to continue preaching, when a phone call came

"Who?" Mitsuhiko asked

"Numbers I haven't seen before!" Yamazaki made a silent gesture and picked up the phone

"Moxie Moxi?" He also felt a little strange that it was his other number, the detective agency, however, had not been commissioned

"Is it Mr. Yamazaki from the Boring Detective Agency?" It was the voice of a middle-aged man

"Well, I'm Kikuzaburo Yamazazai! Is there a commission? Yamazaki asked, deliberately making his voice more mature, sounding like a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy

"Kikuzaburo Yamazaki?" The other side was obviously stunned, it seems that he had heard Yamazaki's name, but, Yamazaki Kikuzaburo, is he an elementary school student, right?

"Looks like you recognize me!" Yamazaki's voice returned to normal, and since he recognized it, there was no need to hide it

The other side of "this ......" obviously doesn't believe elementary school students!

After all, schoolchildren are schoolchildren anyway

"If there is any commission, just say it, my mind is not calculated by age, I believe you have also read my news from the newspaper or TV, right?" This is a good opportunity to educate apprentices, and of course we can't let it go

"Forget it! I'd better go find Mr. Maori! As he spoke, he hung up the phone on the other side......

As soon as the phone hung up, Yamazaki's face darkened, and Mitsuhiko looked a little scared.......

"Humph! We went to Uncle Maori, and I wanted to see who despised me so much!! ”