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Of course, just putting the panties on the head is just slowing down the sunburn. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

And Wang Xiaotie has to do more than that, he has to pour some water on his underwear, and then put it on his head, so that the wet underwear can resist the surrounding heat to the greatest extent.

"Rub! If you want to do it, you can do it a little better! Lao Tzu is out of the way! ”

Wang Xiaotie did not take out the fresh water he bought from the black merchant at a large price, but unbuttoned his pants again, took out the water gun he brought with him, and then sprinkled the burnt tap water on his underwear.

"Vomit~ Zhen Nima is angry!"

When Wang Xiaotie picked up the underwear that was wet with his own urine and put it on his nose to smell it, the smoky smell made him almost not vomit.

"Lao Tzu, how much fire is this? Can it be so yellow? What does it smell like? ”

couldn't help but despise his weak but unpredictable super physique, and then gritted his teeth and put the disgusting panties on his head.

Not only on his head, Wang Xiaotie was ruthless, and directly covered his face, and now he can see the outside scenery through a trouser leg. (Boxers, not triangle~)

Taking advantage of the fact that the underwear was still dry, Wang Xiaotie did not dare to delay, and immediately rode on Xiangzi and set off to the unknown north again.

……

It's already noon, and it's the most powerful time in the desert. And poor Wang Xiaotie still hasn't found a place to escape the heat.

The underwear on his head had already dried, but Wang Xiaotie couldn't squeeze out a drop of urine. Where does urine come from without water? Now that he is following the example of the Tarawmara people in their water-saving methods, he is able to hold a mouthful of water for half an hour without swallowing it in his stomach. It's just that it's nowhere near as good as the water that is carried away by the desert.

The second jar of water still didn't last long, although Wang Xiaotie learned to save water, but after half an hour, Wang Xiaotie would contact Xiangzi regardless of his dry mouth. The time saved in this way was unconsciously consumed by him.

"Xiangzi, Lao Tzu is really going to die of heat! I'll tell you a joke, Lao Tzu followed you to travel in the desert, and actually practiced kou to the fullest, is this the rhythm of heaven? ”

It is not easy for Wang Xiaotie, who is half-dead, to speak. As a senior theoretical survivor, Wang Xiaotie understands that at this point, the biggest enemy is himself. As long as your heart can't hold on and wants to give up, then this desert trip will really come to an end.

That's why he endured his thirst, and he kept joking with a camel that couldn't understand human speech, even though Wang Xiaotie was now completely paralyzed by the sun.

"It's not funny, is it? Then I'll tell you about it again. ”

Wang Xiaotie persevered, and it was estimated that he really planned to make a camel laugh.

"Lao Tzu slept during the day yesterday and dreamed! According to us humans, it's called daydreaming. Uh~ It's okay if you don't laugh, that's not the point. The focus is on the content of the dream. Lao Tzu unexpectedly found that he was surrounded by big beauties with bare pi stocks, but when Lao Tzu reached out to touch them, the group of beauties began to grow hair all over their bodies, and they turned into majestic gorillas in front of my eyes. Lao Tzu was immediately frightened awake! But when Lao Tzu opened his eyes, it turned out that when Lao Tzu was sleeping, he unconsciously hugged your neck, no wonder there was so much hair! ”

……

In the end, Wang Xiaotie was finally defeated by the fierce sun, closed his mouth quietly, and let Xiangzi lead him forward.

It's not that he doesn't want to say it, it's that he really can't say it. Wang Xiaotie now felt as if he was about to die, and even opened his mouth to speak.

Die and die! Lao Tzu is really fed up with this ghost place, and he dies early and lives early. With such thoughts, Wang Xiaotie did not exchange the third jar of hardcover mineral water from the black merchant, but like a corpse, he lay on Xiangzi's body, waiting for the arrival of death.

Suddenly, Wang Xiaotie saw a patch of green not far from the left from the afterglow.

Wang Xiaotie suddenly came to his senses and sat up straight from Xiangzi's back.

He trembled and pointed to the left, "Oasis! Nima! Oasis! ”

The hoarse voice meant that he had indeed reached his limits.

"To the left! Shoko, go left! Benima went straight! You're blind! You can't see such a big lake! ”

Wang Xiaotie tugged at Xiangzi's reins, trying to pull Xiangzi's head to the left, so that the stupid camel could see the oasis clearly.

But Shoko was unmoved, and still slowly moved forward.

"Rub! This stupid bi! Wang Xiaotie was furious. Immediately pulling the reins back, Shoko finally stopped, and then knelt on the sand.

"I still expect you to take me to find water! A lake as big as Nima is right in front of you, and you are really disappointed to go forward regardless of it! ”

Wang Xiaotie dragged Xiangzi twice, and found that it was standing there and not going with him, and immediately became angry, threw the reins, and no longer paid attention to the convulsive camel, and trekked towards the oasis.

As soon as he took a few steps, he noticed that someone behind him was pulling him again. Wang Xiaotie looked back and saw that Xiangzi was using his big mouth to hold a corner of his underwear on the top of his head.

"Rub! Let go! Belch! Mouthful! Shoko! "Wang Xiaotie really doesn't know what Xiangzi is crazy about, it's like taking the wrong medicine, obviously he was very obedient before.

"You like Lao Tzu's underwear, right? Here you go! Wang Xiaotie pulled off the underwear on his head, and then walked towards the oasis without looking back.

"Subgrade Subgrade Subgrade Root ~ Subgrade Subgrade Subgrade Root ~"

Before Wang Xiaotie could take a few steps, a strange cry suddenly appeared behind him. It's a comical-sounding voice, but it's full of sadness and a little anxious.

Stopping his steps forward, Wang Xiaotie looked back and realized that this strange sound was actually made by Xiangzi. (The source of the sound is from the video, you can search for it: "Do you know what a camel will call when it is cool?") This brother is not idle")

"Rub! Lao Tzu always thought you were a dumb person, so you could scream! That Lao Tzu chatted with you all the way, and Nima didn't even respond at all? ”

Xiangzi couldn't understand what Wang Xiaotie was saying, but it was still making that strange cry at Wang Xiaotie, and looked at Wang Xiaotie with its big smart eyes, as if it was eagerly expressing something.

"I don't have time to talk nonsense with you, wait for Lao Tzu to take a shower first!" Now the attraction of water is much greater than a mute suddenly speaking, and Wang Xiaotie plans to study the camel carefully after arriving at the oasis.

But when he looked back again, he was surprised to find that the oasis in front of him had suddenly disappeared, and the original location was the same as the surroundings, covered with yellow sand.