Chapter 8, Jokes
Kling was choked by Wukong's words and almost choked on internal injuries, the eyes of the old gods fell on Wukong's body, and asked, "Sun Wukong, you came here today, is there something wrong?" ”
Wu Kong hesitated for a moment and said, "Lord Celestial, can you take me to the King of the Northern Realm?" ”
"King of the North, how did you know about him?" The old god looked very shocked, he stared at Wu Kong and said, "Where did you hear this name?" ”
Wukong just smiled and didn't answer.
Klin and the others had never heard of the name of the King of the Realm, so they were puzzled: "Who is the King of the Northern Realm?" ”
"The King of the Northern Realm is the big man who manages our Northern Galaxy!" The old god said in a deep voice: "If you can get his guidance, Sun Wukong's martial arts will definitely improve by leaps and bounds!" ”
The gods didn't know much about the King of the Northern Realm, after all, he was just a small earth god.
Although he wondered how Sun Wukong knew about the existence of the King of the Northern Realm, the old god didn't ask much, in his opinion, the current enemy was naturally able to make Sun Wukong as powerful as possible.
In fact, what everyone doesn't know is that the current Wukong has long surpassed the two Saiyans who are coming to the earth.
"Wukong, I can only take you to the underworld, as for whether you can meet the king of the northern realm, it depends on your own ability, can you understand?" The god asked.
Isn't it just a snake road? Wukong nodded lightly, indicating that he knew.
Tianjin rice. Seeing that Wukong still had something to do, the three of Klin and Yamucha said goodbye and said, "Then let's leave first!" ”
"After you go back, you must continue to cultivate, don't be lazy!" The gods commanded, and the three of them answered, and then flew away.
After a few people left, the old god put his hand on Wukong's shoulder, and the two disappeared in an instant.
When Wukong came back to his senses, he found that he had arrived in the underworld, this trick of the old god is somewhat similar to teleportation, but it can only be used to travel back and forth between the world and the underworld like the divination mother-in-law, and the practical significance is not great.
Sure enough, the fact that the gods brought the living to the underworld caused Hades' dissatisfaction.
The god changed his calm expression, and hurriedly said bad things to the king of Hades, which made him agree to Sun Wukong's snake path.
Before the snake road, the old god and a ghost soldier looked at Wukong.
As far as I know, the snake path has a total of one million kilometers, and in the past 100 million years, there has only Lord Hades, who has reached the end of the snake path by himself, and it is important to pay attention to it, you must not fall into the clouds, under the clouds is hell, if you fall..... Hey, who is that, don't go, I'm not done yet! ”
While the ghost soldier was speaking, Wukong had already jumped up and flew forward quickly with his air dancing technique.
"Damn, that guy is actually flying, he cheats!!" The ghost soldier pointed at Wukong, which had turned into a black spot, and said angrily.
With Wukong's current strength, if he flew through the snake path at full speed, it would only take half a day.
The old god shook his head, he vaguely felt that the Monkey King in front of him seemed to have become different from before, and since he fought with Raditz, it seemed to have become more elusive than before.
"Maybe it's his brother's business, which stimulates him a lot!" The god said to himself.
After half a day of flying, Wukong smoothly came to the end of the snake road, and at the end of the snake road was an endless yellow cloud, which was directly connected to the pink sky.
Looking up, Wu Kong could see the miniature planet in the sky, which was the Northern King of the Northern Realm.
After jumping into a certain height, Wukong was automatically pulled by the gravity of the Northern Realm King, and he flipped over and landed steadily to the Northern Realm King.
Sure enough, the gravity of this planet is 10 times that of Earth, but this gravity is not worth mentioning at all for the current Wukong.
"Who are you, what are you doing on my planet?"
On the only highway on the northern kingdom drove a red retro classic car, on which came a short and fat man, with light blue skin, wearing a black Chinese Tang hat on his head, and two long tentacles.
Along with this man is an orangutan and a grasshopper.
"Yo, hello, Lord of the Northern Realm." Wu Kong greeted very familiarly.
The King of the Northern Realm raised his head very arrogantly, and then snorted: "Tell me quickly, who are you, what are you doing here?" ”
"My name is Wu ...... Ahem, my name is Monkey King, and I want to learn martial arts from the King of the Northern Realm! Wu Kong said politely.
"Since you know me, do you know my rules here?" The King of the Northern Realm put his hands behind his back and said with an unfathomable expression.
Propriety? Wu Kong didn't react for a while, and the King of the Northern Realm suddenly grinned and said mysteriously: "I can give you a chance, as long as you tell a joke to amuse me, I will teach you martial arts!" ”
Feelings, the rules of this thing, this is what it refers to!
A drop of cold sweat broke out on Wu Kong's forehead, and with the low and pitiful sense of humor of the King of the Northern Realm, Wu Kong felt that this was not difficult!
"Just tell a joke that makes you laugh, and you're willing to teach me kung fu?" Wukong asked again.
"I'm also the king of the Northern Realm, if I say it, I will spill the water, but you'd better be prepared, my laughter is very high!"
After speaking, the king of the northern realm turned his head sideways with a straight face, looking like he was listening.
After thinking for a while, Wu Kong asked: "There is an animal in the North Pole with two peaks and four legs on its back, guess a five-character animal?" ”
"Two peaks on your back, four legs?" The King of the Northern Realm touched his chin and thought, "This is obviously a camel, but camels don't live in the North Pole!" Boy, are you sure there's a creature in the Arctic? ”
"It's true! And if I say the answer, you'll laugh! Wukong said confidently.
"Humph!" The King of the Northern Realm snorted coldly, and then clasped his hands firmly in front of him: "I'll use the search, if there is no such creature in the North Pole, then you can leave here!" ”
After saying that, the two tentacles on the head of the king of the northern realm suddenly became straight, and then turned around, pointing in one direction, and his pet orangutan Ballus and grasshopper Gregley were also silently cheering him on the side.
"Aha, boy, you're lying, there's no such thing in the North Pole as you say!" The King of the Northern Realm looked at Wukong proudly, with an expression that I saw through your conspiracy.
Wu Kong stretched out his right hand, crossed his fingers and said: "Yes, it's just that your brain is not enough, this five-character animal is called the lost camel!" ”
"Lost ...... Camel! The King of the Northern Realm looked stunned suddenly, and then immediately covered his mouth and rolled around on the ground.
"Laugh if you want! Can you teach me martial arts now? Wukong mourned silently for a second for the hopeless laughter of the King of the Northern Realm, and then asked.
He hadn't forgotten his original intention of coming, which was to learn the Realm King Fist and the Yuan Qi Bomb.